Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Tronathon242]

The Godfather, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Amadeus (the Theatrical version), Se7en, the Shining, Aliens, and Big Trouble in Little China (which is a perfect blending of horror and comedy.) Son of Frankenstein was a pretty rad old school horror movie, and Vertigo was near perfect, although some people think it's a little too silly to take seriously.

Godfather II is superior to the original even if the latter is damn near perfect. Alien is a better movie experience than Aliens in my mind, but good call on Son beating out Bride even if the margin between them is thin.

I don't know - is there a morbidly obese Kamen Rider?

I'm guessing that would be the one who crashes and explodes in the first episode.

I really want to know Bobby's opinion on Sri Gawain, but I can't even tolerate 50 seconds of this video.

So I slide the timebar at random and yup, Bobby's gonna bring his MCU obsessions:
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He's absolutely playing at liking anything remotely artistic. This is who he truly is: a manchild easily amused by funnies and flashy booms. He couldn't make a video seriously discussing a film without capeshit references or cutaways to keep his mind focused.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

I don't know - is there a morbidly obese Kamen Rider?

No, but there is one Kamen Rider who has a habit of putting mayonnaise on everything he eats. That sounds like a Bob thing to do.

 

[JJLiautaud]

No, but there is one Kamen Rider who has a habit of putting mayonnaise on everything he eats. That sounds like a Bob thing to do.

Once again proving that with bob he's all about projection turns out the real Mayo Ghoul was inside him all along.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Once again proving that with bob he's all about projection turns out the real Mayo Ghoul was inside him all along.

I also forgot to mention that a big part of his character is that he gets his powers from bonding with a magic chimera (just go with it) who needs mana to survive, so unless the Kamen Rider kills monsters for the chimera to literally CONSOOM their mana, he'll die. So Bob could also fill the role of the chimera very easily.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

No, but there is one Kamen Rider who has a habit of putting mayonnaise on everything he eats. That sounds like a Bob thing to do.

I also forgot to mention that a big part of his character is that he gets his powers from bonding with a magic chimera (just go with it) who needs mana to survive, so unless the Kamen Rider kills monsters for the chimera to literally CONSOOM their mana, he'll die. So Bob could also fill the role of the chimera very easily.

Wouldn’t Bob be into Decade and Zi-O since they tend are crossover event series?

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

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This is a father.

Twitter is not your therapist, Chris. If you are really this depressed about your life--put down the damn phone and seek professional help immediately. That dopamine hit you get whenever some fool gives you validation will quickly fade and you will return to being a sad sack. You owe to yourself and your family to put in the work to make yourself feel better because the twits who give you virtual hugs aren't going to do it for you. I'm sorry that you are drowning in debt. I'm sorry that your professional and personal life aren't going as well as you had hoped, but I can't waste pity on a man who expects others to pull him out the hole he dug himself into.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

No, but there is one Kamen Rider who has a habit of putting mayonnaise on everything he eats. That sounds like a Bob thing to do.

That fits Cooking with Jack more than Bob

 

[Carlos Thin]

Jesus, reading this makes me think there should be a /lolcow/ core movie list

 

[Positron]

Trump stole his second Halloween, and Bobby goes tough guy again!


He surely imagines himself as the yellow shirt dude in this video.


Who in King of the Hill would be an antimasker?


Surely not Bobby!

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A man who killed his two children because he worried that they might grow into monsters is not mentally ill; he is just an average MAGA trumpster with a weak intellect. (archive of Yahoo News article)

It is funny how Bobby dumps all the typically left-wing superstitions to the right wing.


What an impressive rant; now I'm not sure who is the Thinker and who is the Believer any more.

Bobby is the criminal investigator, the forensic psychologist, and the historian of religion:

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The left totally aren't wanting to get rid of children. How would they? Children are the most fashionable political accessories of the moment!



Touch grass, Touché! Having an unhealthy, life-shortening lifestyle is directly comparable to having children and ensuring that humanity have a future.

Rand Paul got canceled in Youtube, which of course is just another case of bad thing happening to bad people -- excuse me, Fascist criminals.




Don Jr.


White people = shitty parts of America (Archive of WP article)


The anti-monarchists sure have more than a few screws lose.

Says the man who simps for Jeff Bezos.

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Male feminist Bob Chipman mansplains about the bust size and breast development of cartoon woman:


Nutter troon appreciates Captain British bravely and beautifully shattering human sexual dimorphism:








MCU know their audience, so they are switching to making cartoons:


Normies supposedly LOVE Hawkeye, yet SJWs considers him problematic:


Bobby wants Dennis Quaid in MCU:


Bobby imagines class warfare in Jurassic Park, and somehow it is related to lesbians:


Free Guy:




More pathetic simping for Nick Parrott:


Simping Breadtube troons. Fox G. Green thinks Breadtube and PragerU are two sides of the same coin:


Consoom:

 

[thismanlies]

Surely not Bobby!

I have to admit, I can imagine that samuelbarnes guy is spot on with how KOTH characters would handle the coof. But Bob has to butt in with his fantasies about a Laotian chick beating a fat American's ass because... well that would imply any woman would want to get close enough to touch him.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I have to admit, I can imagine that samuelbarnes guy is spot on with how KOTH characters would handle the coof. But Bob has to butt in with his fantasies about a Laotian chick beating a fat American's ass because... well that would imply any woman would want to get close enough to touch him.

It's honestly weird how Bob makes any sort of dumb fun discussion filled with his pseudo-intellectual ramblings, I still remembered when he did some pretentious nerd shit when listing which three MCU movies he wants to see in the future

 

[JayHarrison]

One thing sure to raise Bobby's blood pressure is corporations treating their employees like human:
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Bobby sure looks like a frequent flyer; every airline would be running to serve him.

Button A: "Appease Moviebob."

Button B: "G'BYE, BOB! (And don't let the door hit you... oh, it already has.)"

I'm pressing button B without hesitation.

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UBI:
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Ooh, sorry. One cannot thrive on a fixed income.

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On Bernie Sanders before he went big:
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I dunno. Once again, Moviebob tends to change his opinions whenever he sees it beneficial to do so. This could be its own post, since Bob's opinion of Bernie tend to be indiffierence, but his attitude toward Bernie's supporters is arguably more negative.

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"Thankless" being deserved. I'll admit that I was once considering voting for Bernie Sanders in the 2016 general election, but his financial plans for America would have effectively bankrupted us.

Disclaimer: I'm a registered CA voter with no party affiliation. During CA primary sessions, Non-partisans like myself are allowed to vote in the Democrats' primary voluntarily. Given that detail, I have only voted twice in a Democrat primary: In 2008, my primary ballot went to Barack Obama (I voted McCain in the general); in 2016, Bernie Sanders received my primary ballot (before voting Trump with my nose plugged). Both votes served as a middle finger toward wannabe Führer Hillary Clinton. Had I remembered to vote in the 2020 Dem primary, Tulsi Gabbard would've received by ballot and eventual Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden would have received the same finger I gave to Hillary.

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Glenn Greenwald thinks the health care system should eat up the cost incurred by anti-vaxers, just as it has eaten up the costs due to smokers, landwhales, and other people with unhealthy lifestyle choices.
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Translated from Dumbfuck to English: "Right-wing violence, bad. Antifa & BLM violence, good."

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Peter Coffin retweets someone who dishonored Nick Parrott. This fills Bobby with blood lust:
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Is that a threat, Bob? You do know that posting a threat to commit violent acts is against Twitter's TOS, right? Or did you just merely click the checkmark without reading Twitter's TOS?

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Someone has the brilliant idea to pitch MovieBob's hedonism against China:
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China also leads the way in contributions to global air contamination.

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Bobby is quick to reassert himself as the Chinkaboo of the block:
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Moviebob is a literal baizuo, which is described as someone "whose political opinions are perceived as being guided by emotions or a hypocritical show of selflessness and empathy" (per Wikipedia).

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On Nintendo's reluctance to license their franchise to movies.
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"There's also the general fear-of-failure thing... they don't like to have ANYTHING out until it's "perfect". Everyone who have put tens of million dollars in a project would expect it to turn out perfect; I'm sure Nintendo is not unique in this, especially given the dismal history of video game movies.

Um... Nintendo has had some unsuccessful ventures in the past, no doubt. Problem with Bob's way of "thinking", since Tetris on the original Game Boy, most IPs that Nintendo has been involved with have proven wildly popular. Just look at the number of Nintendo-licensed plushies, vinyl figures, and board games (such as Monopoly) are on the market today.

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I think that Bobby's problem isn't so much the "sentences" part as the "thoughts" part. Trashy, incoherent brain farts remains trashy, incoherent brain farts no matter how you break them down.

Believe us, Bob: Your writing mechanics aren't the reason why you're so thoroughly--and justifiably--despised.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Bear in mind that this is the Daily Beast talking. Trusting anything it says about Trump supporters is like trusting anything Real Raw News says about Hillary Clinton.

British Israelism (the nutty, but ultimately harmless, belief that Anglo-Saxons were one of the twelve tribes of Israel) isn't the same as the Khazar theory or whatever "Christian Identity" nonsense Bob is talking about. Nor is replacement theology (believing that Christians are God's chosen people and that the Jews were, but lost that status because of their rejection of the Messiah). Not every Evangelical is a Q tard, and the majority of Evangelicals I've seen are Zionists - a belief that isn't exactly compatible with Q tardery.

And with all due respect to Bob, "if you're not with us you're against us" was retarded when Dubya said it after 9/11 and it's retarded today.

 

[ChampFantana]

I see that Boob's lone brain cell shat itself several times in the last couple of days I've been gone.

Thank you for never changing there Buttbert.

 

[JayHarrison]

Before I go on one on a lengthy post using Positron's as a basis for commentary, I want to react to one of Moviebob's tweets--this one, in particular:

Now, here's an excerpt from which I want to address:

My reaction:

I have neither laughed this hard nor laughed this loud in months! I was thinking about gathering as many GIFs and videos of laughter as I could and including them in this post, but I decided against it; it would take too long and my hard drive's much too small. We all know in which Chaotic corner of the Dungeons & Dragons Alignment Table Moviebob permanently resides, and it sure as the ever-loving FUCK ain't the one labelled "chaotic good"!

 

[Positron]

Chaotic, yes. Good? Even by his own criteria -- especially by his own criteria, goodness = intelligence -- Bobby is irredeemably evil.

Firearms expert:

 

[Bolo]

Chaotic, yes. Good? Even by his own criteria -- especially by his own criteria, goodness = intelligence -- Bobby is irredeemably evil.

Firearms expert:
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Robert really can't help himself, he gotta be always the expert in everything.

Open carry is always a bit weird to see out there, maybe so because how unusual it is, at least for me, but people do say it helps to deter robbery and other armed crimes.

Regardless, what does it matter if the person can or can't fast drawn the pistol, unless you are having a standoff in front of the saloon back in the 1800's, most likely you will have the gun at your hand long before you need to shoot if the situation arises.

I'll give it to Robert that it does look she doesn't have the gun strapped, so it would be dangerous if someone would try to take it, but that would be a extreme situation, and also, I don't see the point in being consecending about it, are you that insecure that you need to gather tough guy points by giving a critique on how this woman should carry her gun?

 

[Leon Breitling]

are you that insecure

Yeah, he is.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Robert really can't help himself, he gotta be always the expert in everything.

Open carry is always a bit weird to see out there, maybe so because how unusual it is, at least for me, but people do say it helps to deter robbery and other armed crimes.

Regardless, what does it matter if the person can or can't fast drawn the pistol, unless you are having a standoff in front of the saloon back in the 1800's, most likely you will have the gun at your hand long before you need to shoot if the situation arises.

I'll give it to Robert that it does look she doesn't have the gun strapped, so it would be dangerous if someone would try to take it, but that would be a extreme situation, and also, I don't see the point in being consecending about it, are you that insecure that you need to gather tough guy points by giving a critique on how this woman should carry her gun?

It's a serpa holster which is a whole other can of worms, but it has retention on it if you zoom in you can see the release button on the side of the holster.

With modern holsters unless you expect to have to roll around on the ground with an attacker you probably don't need a strap.

 

[Flexo]

Trump stole his second Halloween, and Bobby goes tough guy again!
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He surely imagines himself as the yellow shirt dude in this video.
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Who in King of the Hill would be an antimasker?
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Surely not Bobby!
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A man who killed his two children because he worried that they might grow into monsters is not mentally ill; he is just an average MAGA trumpster with a weak intellect. (archive of Yahoo News article)
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It is funny how Bobby dumps all the typically left-wing superstitions to the right wing.

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What an impressive rant; now I'm not sure who is the Thinker and who is the Believer any more.

Bobby is the criminal investigator, the forensic psychologist, and the historian of religion:
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The left totally aren't wanting to get rid of children. How would they? Children are the most fashionable political accessories of the moment!
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Touch grass, Touché! Having an unhealthy, life-shortening lifestyle is directly comparable to having children and ensuring that humanity have a future.

Rand Paul got canceled in Youtube, which of course is just another case of bad thing happening to bad people -- excuse me, Fascist criminals.
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Don Jr.
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White people = shitty parts of America (Archive of WP article)
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The anti-monarchists sure have more than a few screws lose.
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Says the man who simps for Jeff Bezos.

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Male feminist Bob Chipman mansplains about the bust size and breast development of cartoon woman:
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Nutter troon appreciates Captain British bravely and beautifully shattering human sexual dimorphism:
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MCU know their audience, so they are switching to making cartoons:
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Normies supposedly LOVE Hawkeye, yet SJWs considers him problematic:
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Bobby wants Dennis Quaid in MCU:
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Bobby imagines class warfare in Jurassic Park, and somehow it is related to lesbians:
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Free Guy:
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More pathetic simping for Nick Parrott:
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Simping Breadtube troons. Fox G. Green thinks Breadtube and PragerU are two sides of the same coin:
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Consoom:
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These are the posts I think about when discussing who is the bigger asshole with @Anonymous Fluhre. Bob is every bit as condescending as Fatrick but while Tomilson will argue like a toddler, Bob spouts off like he's actually knowledgeable about a subject. So often he'll say something so dumb you can't believe a human being that said it has enough brain power to keep the heart and lungs going. Them he waddled away smug, assuming your stunned disbelief means he actually wowed you with his intellect.

I mean I've seen some dumb moments from youtubers like Vausch or Hasan Piker who think they're smart but Bob still eclipses them for how much pride he has in how idiotic he really is.

I mean look at his shot at Christianity in the above post and remember that this guy once wrote a defense of astrology.