Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[instythot]

When Bobby can't think of a ready repartee, he waxes philosophical.
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"COMPARED TO WHAT?" Such a thought-provoking question. You see there is no absolutes in Bobby's moral systems, except all people he doesn't like should die.

Not even getting how poorly "compared to what" fits into the rest of the conversation... compared to not expecting agents of the state to follow the rule of law? Is that the comparison Bob was trying to get at, because it doesn't really sound like the sort of point he's particularly likely to make

 

[glib]

How do you use Marx as a Corporate Sales Training Manual?

 

[make_it_so]

Holy fuck, does Bob know ANYTHING

No.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Personally I see nothing wrong with still enjoying childish things. But if it's your entire identity and you refuse to grow any more past it? Something is wrong with you.

I agree.

I love cartoons and anime and I still watch them but I have other hobbies. Not to mention, my tastes in the stories I consume have changed.

Like I don’t really watch Shounen anime or capeshit anymore, I started watching Seinen and Korean anime.

The only time, I watched capeshit for the villains. I prefer villains over heroes.

It's one of the reasons that his inability to take any kind of L is so crippling.

You know, I don’t get why Bob and others can’t take a fucking L?

Okay, you’re a loser but that doesn’t mean you have a sore loser.

 

[Tronathon242]

He defends every other Hollywood accused pedophile.

That's because they never did anything reprehensible enough in his mind. After all, they share many of the same kinds of Lefty opinions that he does, so he can excuse it in the same he hand waved Hunter Biden's degenerate, national security compromising interactions with drugs and underage Chinese hookers. He will show more anger and antipathy towards Gina Carano than he ever will for James Gunn simply because he's a Hollywood type who looks down on the mayoghouls.

"When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty, I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." - C.S. Lewis

Bob has both the desire to appear grown up while at the same time read his fairy tales.

Worse still, he tries to make his own version of fairytales, that wonderful phenomenon we call "capeshit," to be far more than they actually are because of how insecure he is.

Of course not. Bob is a 40 year old virgin.

He's worse than that: he's a 40 year old virgin who won't admit it and puts on the fake persona of some woman whisperer.

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How do you use Marx as a Corporate Sales Training Manual?

You fucking don't. He's just simping again.

The Maoaboo part of Bobert is quickly becoming my most hated part about him. He rages on and on about how anyone who votes Republican isn't American yet not only does he disparage the US to its very foundation, he actively cheerleads for its biggest enemy. All of this comes from him believing the Potemkin propaganda that the Chicoms shoot out because the elites love China, so therefore they must be the beacon of the future and are telling the truth.

 

[Koby_Fish]

The driving force of the economy is -- don't you know? -- CONSOOM.
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I don't see China is "use(ing) Marx as a Corporate Sales Training Manual"; rather they've just quietly swept Marx under rug.

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Not only does Bobby know the underpinning of Chinese economy, he is well-versed in their geopolitics too.
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The woke will prop up Black Jesus no matter what.
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Covid
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It is okay for the media to lie, in order to forstall 600,000+ deaths.
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When Bobby can't think of a ready repartee, he waxes philosophical.
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"COMPARED TO WHAT?" Such a thought-provoking question. You see there is no absolutes in Bobby's moral systems, except all people he doesn't like should die.

Some nutter journo called Taylor Lorenz lets lose that she regularly picks on her hair and scalp that she rarely if ever not having an open wound on her scalp. Even Aimee Terese can sees this disclosure as manipulation. Bobby doesn't.
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Pretending to analyze how covid changed women characters in MCU, Bobby lets loose his misogyny.
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One defects in Marxism is that Marx didn't give prostitutes a due treatment, or envision their roles in bringing down Capitalism (Video by Jameela Jamil). But for Bobby, all that matters is whether the whore plays in capeshit or not.
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On second thought, it is better than Bobby doesn't opine outside of capeshit:
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Chu-chu and Bobby discusses Captain Carter's insufficient boobage. But they are not fetishists; you are.
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Angels talk capeshit:
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(Read up)

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NGL I'm extremely, EXTREMELY disappointed in Bob here regarding the ripped White House Chef post. Why a guy who dressed as Sgt. Slaughter for halloween and shit wouldn't IMMEDIATELY think of the GI Joe known as ROADBLOCK (who was trained to be a chef in the french way) or even mention that, and call himself a GI Joe fan, I can't understand. Hell, I was most familiar with the GI Joe RAH 80s cartoon version of Roadblock, and even I was aware the dude was an awesome cook. And Blob missed on the perfect opportunity to call Andre Rush "a real life Roadblock on GI Joe". For shame, Bobby, For shame.

 

[make_it_so]

Bobby's pointless consoomer-nerd pontificating game must be falling flat. Here he is writing up some hypothetical movie while completely missing the fact that this guy looks like and basically is an IRL Roadblock from G.I. Joe.

EDIT: Damn, ninja'd by @Koby_Fish!

 

[Boston Brand]

Watching Moviebob constantly try to dunk on Glen Greenwald is certainly something.

One is one of the finest reporters on the planet, whose work has uncovered corruption and violation of civil liberties across at least three continents, and whose ironclad commitment to free speech and anti-authoritarianism puts him head and shoulders above damned near every other lefty on the planet.

The other is a literal basement dwelling virgin who talks about Disney superhero movies for a living in between chasing clout and trannies on Twitter.

 

[The Valeyard]

Bob celebrated Disney’s decision to make Shang-Chi a theatre-only release, but others are calling the move unethical.
(Archive)

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob celebrated Disney’s decision to make Shang-Chi a theatre-only release, but others are calling the move unethical.
(Archive)

I guarantee you if and when Disney starts pricing new MCU movies for $100 pay per view, idiots like Bob would be glad to waste that money on them.

 

[Tamerlane]

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How do you use Marx as a Corporate Sales Training Manual?

Food is for closers!

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Bob celebrated Disney’s decision to make Shang-Chi a theatre-only release, but others are calling the move unethical.
(Archive)

I don't know about "unethical," but I would put a small wager on "avoiding liability exposure given what happened last fucking time."

 

[Tronathon242]

Bob celebrated Disney’s decision to make Shang-Chi a theatre-only release, but others are calling the move unethical.
(Archive)

I don't know about "unethical," but I would put a small wager on "avoiding liability exposure given what happened last fucking time."

Bobert doesn't give a shit if it's ethical or not. He has the mentality of a child wherein he believes everything he likes is massively important and must be preserved. He has a hard on for lockdowns, but he loves movie theaters because of his blinding nostalgia and because they make it so he can be somewhat relevant.

Therefore, they're okay to open up and it's okay for Disney to take a route that he would deem dangerous for other industries to do. Other people concerned about the virus do have a point here about streaming being safer, but Bob doesn't care when it concerns things he likes. As long as his obese ass can occupy a seat with a popcorn box big enough to lose both his niece and nephew in, then it's all good.

 

[TopTierHealer]

The driving force of the economy is -- don't you know? -- CONSOOM.

Ok Bob, who's paying? seriously: who is paying? Everyone in the country has 2 prolesuits - cool, who pays for the factories making prolesuits? If your prolesuit breaks when can you ask for a new one? Do you get your social credit deducted for breaking it? What if your son is bullied and gets his prolesuit broken every 2 days? Does the government call you a bad parent and take away your kid?

This is idiotic: I've met chinese people with chinese parents; the rat race there is fucking unreal. They get ingrained that, if you got aken advantage of then its your fault for being a dummy and your abuser has the right of way. Got scammed of 20,000 USD worth of steel? tough luck, you should have thought about hiring ninjas to threaten your supplier. Does Bob know that the welfare state means that someone has to create value for it to be redistributed? Oh, I know! I'll make a video about how star wars is greater than Faulkner - I spent 2 days making it so it's worth about ...3000 USD. I have just given 3000 USD to "TEH EKUHNOMY".

But that mario gif is 100% spot on - that's how Bob thinks monetary policy is made, the secretary general just runs into a room and collects coins (Inflation? this aint dobson, you mayo ghoul).

I know I'm ranting but this retardation pisses me off. For as much as I shitpost about getting eaten by the Chinese it would be hell on Earth if suddenly we became an official colony of China.

CHINA IS KICKING OUR ASSES BECAUSE HUMANS TO THEM ARE DISPOSABLE ASSETS. Only the west has things like, "worker rights" and "free enterprise". Want to put a Mountain Dew Marinated chicken food truck? Tough shit asshole, you didn't bribe the right official , 3-5 years hard time. Want to get ahead of life? Get ready for 60 hour weeks and 2 hours every day of backstabbing your office coworkers.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Bob's argument boils down to "if you pay people UBI and meet all their basic needs, they will still work because they want to consoom". The issue with that argument is that it would be prohibitively expensive for the state to pay people UBI when they can find a job. Printing money to pay people's wages is part of why Weimar nearly collapsed in 1923.

"The deep state doesn't exist and if you believe it exists you're a Q tard. Also, people embedded within the government worked against a democratically elected President and that's a good thing." - Moviebob.

How does this man manage to walk and chew gum drink PBR at the same time?

Spoiler: History

Anti-Semitism became popular in the late 1920's during the Great Depression when people looked for someone to blame for the Depression and decided that Mr Cohen the tailor was responsible for everything that banks that his compatriots ran halfway across the world did. Racial anti-Semitism was not a thing beyond the Nazis and the Thule Society in 1923, which, altogether, had about 30,000 members at the time of the Ruhr invasion. The DNVP and the Kapp putschists were not anti-Semites in the sense the NSDAP were and comparing the two is like comparing Mitch McConnell with a Q tard.

If you want to talk about the Great Depression, then "taking out" the Nazis would just have led to another form of illiberal government being put in place. For better or for worse (and given some of the things that went on in Weimar, you could argue it was for the better) Stresseman dying at the same time the economy collapsed meant that Germany was very unlikely to remain a liberal democracy in the same way America is today. Bruning and the Social Democrats' failure to deal with unemployment meant that there was no way the SPD would stay in power. If the Nazis hadn't taken power, either the DNVP would have taken power and restored the Kaiser (or set up a fascist state on the model of Mussolini's Italy), the KPD would have taken power and made Germany communist, or the military would have staged a coup and set up a fascist state. There was no way Weimar would have survived, and getting rid of Nazism wouldn't have solved that.

 

[JayHarrison]

Glenn Greenwald plans to murder children -- by starting a new video channel on Rumble.
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Sorry, Bob, but Rand Paul's much more successful--and infinitely more respect-wrothy--than you have ever been.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene demands the FDA to do more research on covid vaccines before the approve them, because the current vaccines on the market just aren't that effective.
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Gotta agree with Moviebob here. He and Marjorie Talyor Greene are not the same species. One's a pile of shit that, through some form of dark sorcery, gained sentience; the other's a human named Marjorie Taylor Greene.

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Some good news in the midst of the plague (Heroic Hollywood article)
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"I don't even care about this movie I just want to punish people who makes me delay my consoom". This is the life of MovieBob in a nutshell.

Even though I hated many of the the events of 2020--the single worst of which resulted in a literal fuckwit winning the White House--I got through it no worse for wear. But if Massachusetts locks down again, forcing Moviebob to endure another 2020 and into (yet) another year divorced from reality, I can live a little more comfortably revelling in his misery; this is simply an exercise in a bad person experiencing something he don't like--and Moviebob is about as bad a person as you will ever find.

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Bobby is still adamant that Matthew Taylor Coleman killed his kids because he was a Trumpster.
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And I see an ignorant, hateful Moviebob being an ignorant, hateful Moviebob.

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White people = Republicans.
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I wonder if Bob is aware that "aging white male" is not directly synonymous with "Republican". Then again, knowing Bob, the concept of "thinking" is well outside his capabilities.

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Make Politics cartoons again!
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Unlike Moviebob, perpetual heel.

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Bullshit.

Exactly where, Bob, do you "think" elephants can live in the wilds of North America?

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Bobby's theory on Q:
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If Moviebob accepted ANY corrections, he would have pared his Twitter account down to... I dunno... thirty tweets? Maybe forty?

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Having surveyed the good women, Bobby savages an evil woman (Awards Daily article)
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Coincidentally, despite being about a eight inches (20cm) taller than Ben Shapiro, Bob is still a much smaller man in terms of morals, ethics, intelligence... and actual success in life.

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The driving force of the economy is -- don't you know? -- CONSOOM.
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I don't see China is "use(ing) Marx as a Corporate Sales Training Manual"; rather they've just quietly swept Marx under rug.

As usual, once Bob says "every smart [something-or-other]", you know Bob's out of his puddle's worth of depth.

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The woke will prop up Black Jesus no matter what.
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Except... no, Bob. I don't care how wealthy anyone is.

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Covid
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Unless it involved spewing and spreading COVID-19 around deeply Red State America... which would put Moviebob in a long, masturbatory euphoria.

It is okay for the media to lie, in order to forstall 600,000+ deaths.
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Here's a question I would love Moviebob to answer: "If Donald Trump is responsible for 600,000+ COVID-19 deaths, as you so fervently allege, does that mean you're willing to say that Joe Biden is directly responsible for every single death since January 20, 2021?" I'd be completely surprised if he didn't deflect the question, directly blaming every Republican state governor (Greg Abbott, Kristi Noem, and Ron DeSantis, et. al.) as possible while simultaneously giving every single Democrat governor (Andrew Cuomo and Gavin Newsom, et. al.) a free pass.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

Sorry, Bob, but Rand Paul's much more successful--and infinitely more respect-wrothy--than you have ever been.

What I find stunningly stupid about this fat joke is that he thinks Paul and Greenwald even care about his mounds of fat.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

They don't even call her Captain Britain which is really strange. It's just "Captain Carter". Not just in the episode itself, all the marketing and promo stuff calls her that.

Marvel Studios has been thinking about using the real Captain Britain for years. The writers of Endgame mentioned it and there has been rumors for awhile that Marvel Studios was even interested in Henry Cavil to play him and him is the key word IMO.

If even in animation Peggy played "Captain Britain" then Marvel could never cast a man to play him live action in the future because SJWs would shriek so to protect themselves from their own sycophants they simply named her Captain Carter.

This is just my own theory but if even a little true how sad they would have to do that just to protect themselves from the "fans" like Blobby.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Stainless steel fish turner spatula with a non-stick pan?

Who let this animal in the kitchen?

Shhhh! Teflon flakes are the secret ingredient!

NGL I'm extremely, EXTREMELY disappointed in Bob here regarding the ripped White House Chef post. Why a guy who dressed as Sgt. Slaughter for halloween and shit wouldn't IMMEDIATELY think of the GI Joe known as ROADBLOCK (who was trained to be a chef in the french way) or even mention that, and call himself a GI Joe fan, I can't understand.

To rip off one of us from like 500 pages back, I suspect his entire understanding of Sgt. Slaughter is his cameo on the Super Mario Super Show. (Bolstered with 5 minutes on Wikipedia, of course.)

 

[King Dead]

Marvel Studios has been thinking about using the real Captain Britain for years. The writers of Endgame mentioned it and there has been rumors for awhile that Marvel Studios was even interested in Henry Cavil to play him and him is the key word IMO.

If even in animation Peggy played "Captain Britain" then Marvel could never cast a man to play him live action in the future because SJWs would shriek so to protect themselves from their own sycophants they simply named her Captain Carter.

This is just my own theory but if even a little true how sad they would have to do that just to protect themselves from the "fans" like Blobby.

It could also be as simple as referencing the name of the Agent Carter TV series they had several years ago. "In the main timeline she was Agent Carter, but What If...™ she were Captain Carter?" Pretty standard stuff from a marketing perspective, but your point is equally valid.