Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[instythot]

I do not follow moviebob at all, but I saw this tweet in a response to a tweet Noah Smith made earlier, just happened to come across it, and I can not believe how stupid this guy is.

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What he's saying isn't evenly remotely a response to Noah's tweet. It's a complete non-sequitur. He tries to apply some "complicated" ideas but completely fails at applying them. It's just gibberish. I can see why people follow him now, I've never seen such ego and pure incompetency arise in a single tweet. What a fucking retard.

Oh, and that's just average to below average for general hatefulness and genocidal tendencies. Bob can be a truly exhausting follow

 

[Meat Target]

Bobby tries to draw the attention of Kurt Schlichter again:

The most attention Kurt would ever give Blob is call him a fat, worthless dunce.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Also Bob thinks people bought his books and they turned a profit. Or he thinks "books sold for money" means "my blog posts and autobiography actually made money".

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Bob's autobiography/ Mario 3 text description wasn't technically self published, so as long as he didn't sign the world's most retarded contract, it should have been technically profitable.

His copy and pasted blog anthologies are ebook only, so they should have extremely low opportunity costs. If he made enough from these to fund a new car, let alone a fairly small amount of McDonalds, I will eat my hat.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Bob hasn't played Saints Row, I'm sure, especially not IV. It was the most coherent and together of the games plot-wise, as well as being written as a deliberate parody-homage to lots of things. It even dropped a top favorite reveal with an obscure reference Robert would never stop talking about if he had actually seen it. (Capping off a bunch of self-referential references to the series, the narrator is revealed to be actually Jane Austen who gets setup as someone all the Saints inexplicably like and know all about.) The Third is more slapdash and thus "random" because of cuts that had to come in as THQ was imploding. 2 is arguably the wackiest of all in terms of actual gameplay what with things like a shit spewing truck that you have to paint the town with. All the games have their grim moments that run counter to the rest, IV even takes a moment to lament the end of the world rather than just pass all the deaths by.

But all that's irrelevant because if Robert had played Saints Row, any of it, it's a font of things to endlessly reference in and from video game (and action movie) culture and he never references anything in video games that isn't more or less Mario. Specifically 8-bit Mario. He's seen the Dildo Bat from The Third and maybe some of the trailers and that's it.

edit: Also, the stuff in IV where you can make love to any of your crew members (except Keith David) isn't a BRAVE STATEMENT IN FAVOR OF QUEERDOM, it's a parody of Mass Effect. It upset nobody except the hypotheticals in Bob's head.

 

[Meat Target]

If some legit atomwaffen or AB guy came up to Bob and started giving him shit, he'd crumple and capitulate in a fucking second. What little spine Bob might have is too busy struggling to keep his bloated body upright to allow him to actually uphold any principles he might have.

I wish anyone famous would challenge Bob to a boxing match. His Lowtax like beating played over a splash of his bullshit tweets would be pretty funny, lol.

Blobbo is a bad cut away from losing his fucking legs. His tough guy act is another proof of his deeply broken mind.

Why would anyone ever fight Bob when you could walk up a flight of stairs and force him to die of exhaustion or walk away?

Watch him bump his shin and start oinking in agony.

 

[JayHarrison]

This could be a multipost in response to a recent Positron post, so please bear with me.

Positron: Some good news hails from Afghanistan!

Dr. Bahar Jalali: For 8.5 years, I taught at the American University of Afghanistan as a faculty member and academic administrator. I founded the first Gender Studies program in Afghanistan's history there. All out work, hopes, dreams, progress. Only to have it snatched away so needlessly.​

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Author James Lindsay: I'm so conflicted.​

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Allaged "thinker" Moviebob: ...it took an hour for [Lindsay] to start supporting the Taliban; because the truth is Conservatives have ALWAYS [...] been on the same time [sic, "team"]. There's only two types of people--Thinkers™ and Believers™. And there's only ever been one war.​

Been sitting on this meme for a while...

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Positron: Civil War II.

Moviebob, Confederacy sympathizer: Break-down, not break-up. Breakup implies any of our ridiculous would-be secessionist factions--who are [...] different flavors of obsolescent white-nationalist chaffing against a future that doesn't need them [...]--can sustain THEMSELVES, let alone states. Either a "clean split" or an actual Civil War II would both end in the VERY rapid and painful collision with reality for the MAGA train, and the repossession of whatever's left of their ruins by Americans of modernity.​

Yeah... I think the "Americans of Modernity" that Moviebob claims to be with were to engage in a second Civil War, I've got some news he's not going to like hearing: The blue regions need the red regions far more than the red needs the blue.

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Positron: We fight the virus with the Federal Troops.

The Recount: The Florida Department of Education has started withholding salaries of school board members in violation of Gov. Ron DeSantis' (R-FL) ban on mask mandates, despite a judge ruling the ban unconstitutional.​

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Moviebob, wannabe American Gestapo: Okay [...] we need Federal troops to start deploying to Red States and preventing the unlawful endangerment of students and abuse of responsible educators by Pro-Virus GQP governors.​

Positron: #AllCopsAreBastards but we'll cry out for miltary help when things don't go our way!

First off, this should qualify as (yet another) TOS violation.

Secondly, there's no question if Governor DeSantis were a Democrat, you'd find Bob's saliva all over Ron's boots.

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Positron: Post-nationalism kum-ba-yah.

Moviebob, genocide advocate: ...the people who MOST believe in "The Great Replacement" are [...] the people would would all [...] benefit the MOST from replacing. [...] even just with potted plants or something.​

Replacing Moviebob with a potted plant might actually be a good idea. Not only does a potted plant have a 300... thousand... IQ point advantage over Bob, a plant would also improve the air quality around it.

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Positron: Bobby the Woman Respecter fantasizes violence against conservative women, again.

Brian Steinberg, TV editor for Variety: ...The View will for a time rely on rotating conservative co-hosts in its 25th season, including Condoleezza Rice, Mia Love, Carly Fiorina, and Alyssa Farah [...] S.E. Cupp, Ebony K. Williams, Mary Katharine Ham, Cameran Eubanks and Gretchen Carlson.​

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Racist, misogynistic swine Moviebob: ...are they rotating because they'll [...] get BRAINED outta nowhere with a dodgeball ever episode? Because I'd WATCH that.​

Moviebob: Black Lives Matter™.

Also Moviebob: Condoleezza Rice, Ebony Williams, and Mia Love don't matter because they happen to be Republicans.

And with that out of the way... whew! Took less space than I thought I'd need!

 

[Positron]

Living is hard.

 

[EnemyStand]

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Oh fuck right the hell off, Chris. You have a full time fucking job you're dodging, living it up drinking hipster beer with a brand new kitchen while your kids go without meds. You want easy money? Play the fucking stock market like a damn grown up.

 

[Red Hood]

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"Our only priority"

Lol shouldn't the general horror fan be your priority?

And jeez Chris. Your show is one 'fat white craft beer swilling man child spergs about pop culture' podcast in a galaxy of them. Your show is spit in the ocean.

 

[blablabla]

443 dollars too many for that fag

 

[link1234]

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Hey Chris I would like to help you out but women, POC and queer people are my only priority. But you are a straight white male so you will be fine. Like your big bro once said "If you can't make it as a white male than you suck" or whatever stupid intersectional shit like that he said.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

A Roomba in the Chipmans’ family room will do as much good as a chocolate teapot. These interminably lazy people pleading constant poverty is a fucking joke and an insult to those who are legitimately needy.

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Did Chris always have a Roomba? Or did he read my post here telling him to get one and he did?

Our daily reminder that Bob has strong opinions on games he will never play.

"The fact that I haven't played the game is irrelevant"

Bob on Mass Effect 3

Also Bob thinks people bought his books and they turned a profit. Or he thinks "books sold for money" means "my blog posts and autobiography actually made money".

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Well they didn't cost him anything to make and are probably print on demand so if they sold even one copy they made a profit... is what I assume Bob's logic is.

Hell, he printed copies of Brick by Brick but even if he made a loss he would ignore it and just pretend any sales were pure profit.

 

[instythot]

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See, this is why I think Chris will eventually take the thread over from Bob. Bizarrely, the same set of reasons that I think Gutfeld accidentally became the king of late night: he's not super funny (unintentionally in Chris' case), in fact just kind of funny enough to not tune out from, but he's far less abrasively political and mean spirited than the competition

 

[Meat Target]

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Is flipping burgers beneath a Chipman's dignity, or are they too tempted to eat the product, a la Ignatius Reilly?

Either way, neener-neener, fatty lost some paypigs.

 

[Red Hood]

Is flipping burgers beneath a Chipman's dignity, or are they too tempted to eat the product, a la Ignatius Reilly?

Either way, neener-neener, fatty lost some paypigs.

I once worked two jobs to make ends meet but then again I'm a mayo ghoul, I'm not a "working class" elite like Bob or Chris.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

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Nigga, you can't fucking remodel your kitchen but claim "Times are rough"

I'm shocked his paypigs are dumb enough for this shit.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

 

[Positron]

Morality prevails in Texas; Thinkers Mad.


"Death cult" is the party that strives to preserve innocent life.




It turns out that fetuses aren't the only victims of destruction by Thinkers:

LOL. I really can't tell whether Thinkers or Believers paid for the Bamiyan Buddha. And can someone clarify which group were the intended users of the Sistine Chapel?

So shall we just let Thinker Elites enjoy their children's cartoons and leave the world's heritage to us dumb Believers?




As for the Believers on the far-off shores:


"Ackchually the Taliban are the Evangelicals of the Middle-East". Bobby is quick to swallow the spit of Kathryn Brightbill.

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Glenn isn't a Believer of Woman, shame on him!


Oh Glenn, you are such a conspiracy theorist!


Jan 6.


Bobby continues to insist that he doesn't want to kill MAGA ghouls; he just want to give them "zero handouts":


Meanwhile he continues his discussion with Fox G. Green, about prostitution from a Marxist prespective. You see Bobby is very smart.

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About Bobby's "profitably published books" and his need for a new car:


Suddenly The Author is not so dead after all. (Further reading: Bobby on Death of the Author)


Bobby doesn't like Nolan's scripts. MOS is Man of Steel I presume.



Tard fights are retarded, yet perennially entertaining. These are what you visit KF for right?

 

[make_it_so]

I think when Bob says he prefers the 60's Batman or the 1997 Batman and Robin movie he's just being a contrarian for the hell of it to piss of the "grimdark dudebros". It does seem like Bob doesn't want too serious of a tone for comic book movies though.

He doesn't want too serious a tone for comic book movies, and yet he thinks the MCU is and should be considered the pinnacle of modern art?

 

[Red Hood]

In Batman Begins the microwave generator is detonated from the sewer and is explicitly designed to evaporate water. It's literally explained in the fucking movie, Short Attention Span Bob.

Nolan's movies have their problems, sure, but they're more worthy of being called art than the MCU. They're the product of a singular vision to express particular themes, as opposed to the MCU being the result of a committee making films to appeal to the most people possible and sell t-shirts and toys.

The "created for 7 year olds" doesn't really fly, either. Comics, like cartoons at the time, were a "general audience" kind of thing. WWII troops (young adult men, primarily) enjoyed reading them; (Billy Batson) Captain Marvel was a particular favorite among troops from what I've read. Because after a day of mud and blood you just wanna unwind with some goofy fantasy.

Nigga, you can't fucking remodel your kitchen but claim "Times are rough"

I'm shocked his paypigs are dumb enough for this shit.

They're watching a Chipman for entertainment that isn't schadenfreude, they're pretty fucken dumb.