Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Adamska]

Bob doesn't think at all. And heart of hearts, he never was a Christian.

He's a Corporate Cultist who literally worshipped Mario as a Luck Spirit, venerates the old Horizons ride at EpCot like the Jews do their old temples, and genuinely had a Hong Xiuquan tier fever dream where he was ordained by Miyamoto as a divine warrior with a sword of light for him to cull the forces of darkness, which are the average human beings that didn't like him back when he was a combative and stupid child.

He's a fucking loon that tries to pretend he's a lapsed Catholic at best. And the only reason he's going more and more into it is because Joe Biden's Catholic too, and got in trouble a lot with the Church over his decades of being a congress creature. He's desperate to again try to cheer his side to eternal victory, and to prove he isn't a retard who should be locked in a home with these burbles about Abortion.

 

[Meat Target]

By now the evidence is pretty conclusive that Ma & Pa Chipman's Bouncing Bobby Boy is mentally and intellectually deficient if you are being charitable. (He's a booger eating retard if you are not inclined to be charitable.)

So, with that in mind, I decided to make up an informal poll entitled:

What Is The Reason For MovieBob's Severe Mental Retardation?

A) Ma Chipman's preferred pregnancy snack was tasty lead paint chips.

B) Hydrocephaly

C) Ma Chipman washed her daily 24 pack of Budweisers down with a gallon of moonshine.

D) Phenylketonuria

E) Ma & Pa Chipman lived too close to a nuclear power plant with leaky radiation shielding.

F) Fragile X Syndrome

G) A couple centuries of sibling incest finally produced the Kwisatz Tarderach.

H) Dropped on his head as a baby

 

[make_it_so]

By now the evidence is pretty conclusive that Ma & Pa Chipman's Bouncing Bobby Boy is mentally and intellectually deficient if you are being charitable. (He's a booger eating retard if you are not inclined to be charitable.)

So, with that in mind, I decided to make up an informal poll entitled:

What Is The Reason For MovieBob's Severe Mental Retardation?

A) Ma Chipman's preferred pregnancy snack was tasty lead paint chips.

B) Hydrocephaly

C) Ma Chipman washed her daily 24 pack of Budweisers down with a gallon of moonshine.

D) Phenylketonuria

E) Ma & Pa Chipman lived too close to a nuclear power plant with leaky radiation shielding.

F) Fragile X Syndrome

G) A couple centuries of sibling incest finally produced the Kwisatz Tarderach.

As humorous as all of those options are, I really think the most likely reason is option H: sometimes, shit happens.

And his current exceptionalism could've been addressed early if Ma and Pa Chipman had tried to make special ed arrangements for little Bobby.

 

[Koby_Fish]

By now the evidence is pretty conclusive that Ma & Pa Chipman's Bouncing Bobby Boy is mentally and intellectually deficient if you are being charitable. (He's a booger eating retard if you are not inclined to be charitable.)

So, with that in mind, I decided to make up an informal poll entitled:

What Is The Reason For MovieBob's Severe Mental Retardation?

A) Ma Chipman's preferred pregnancy snack was tasty lead paint chips.

B) Hydrocephaly

C) Ma Chipman washed her daily 24 pack of Budweisers down with a gallon of moonshine.

D) Phenylketonuria

E) Ma & Pa Chipman lived too close to a nuclear power plant with leaky radiation shielding.

F) Fragile X Syndrome

G) A couple centuries of sibling incest finally produced the Kwisatz Tarderach.

NLG, "Kwisatz Tarderach" made me laugh harder than it should have.

H) Dropped on his head as a baby

Hey man, that's an insult to those of us who actually landed on our heads as babies (though I wasn't literally dropped, I caused myself to fall). And I still manage to be far less exceptional than Bob. Even outright exceptionalism doesn't cause a person to be a raving narcissist misanthrope.

shit happens

For me, Bob's issues are less a "brain thing" (though that's obviously involved) than a problem with his entire moral compass, which is an intangible. That can't be fixed by exceptional education; it can only be fixed by the very thing he's rejected as a "lapsed Catholic".

 

[cypocryphy]

I do not follow moviebob at all, but I saw this tweet in a response to a tweet Noah Smith made earlier, just happened to come across it, and I can not believe how stupid this guy is.

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What he's saying isn't evenly remotely a response to Noah's tweet. It's a complete non-sequitur. He tries to apply some "complicated" ideas but completely fails at applying them. It's just gibberish. I can see why people follow him now, I've never seen such ego and pure incompetency arise in a single tweet. What a fucking retard.

New to Bob? This sums him help very well:

 

[Adamska]

By now the evidence is pretty conclusive that Ma & Pa Chipman's Bouncing Bobby Boy is mentally and intellectually deficient if you are being charitable. (He's a booger eating retard if you are not inclined to be charitable.)

So, with that in mind, I decided to make up an informal poll entitled:

What Is The Reason For MovieBob's Severe Mental Retardation?

A) Ma Chipman's preferred pregnancy snack was tasty lead paint chips.

B) Hydrocephaly

C) Ma Chipman washed her daily 24 pack of Budweisers down with a gallon of moonshine.

D) Phenylketonuria

E) Ma & Pa Chipman lived too close to a nuclear power plant with leaky radiation shielding.

F) Fragile X Syndrome

G) A couple centuries of sibling incest finally produced the Kwisatz Tarderach.

J) Unknown Causes that were then aggravated by shitty parenting and an underlying personality disorder.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

H) Dropped on his head as a baby

That would explain why his head looks lumpy.

 

[Koby_Fish]

New to Bob? This sums him help very well:

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man, waiting for some spetznatz to ask bob on twitter just what the fuck it is he thinks he did to EARN/deserve "Muh Soopeeryah Fyootchah".

 

[Meat Target]

man, waiting for some spetznatz to ask bob on twitter just what the fuck it is he thinks he did to EARN/deserve "Muh Soopeeryah Fyootchah".

Because he's a forward-thinking Thinker in a world of unevolved, obsolete Believers.

 

[Red Hood]

And that customer's name? Bob Chipman.
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Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/imr79a/fast_food_workers_what_is_your_sir_this_is_a/

I don't think that was Bob. Bob wouldn't have shut up about it no matter how many free chicken strips you offered him.

 

[blablabla]

bob was always a hateful piece of shit and fried his brain with movies, fast food and porn.

 

[glib]

New to Bob? This sums him help very well:

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Where does this angst come from?
Bullied in high school by the jocks?

 

[Positron]

So very slight power level, I used to play the Tuba. For like 10 odd years. And there are two things I observed. That there were lots of heavy folks, and that there were two types of fatties.

The first are the jolly type. They just like food, but hell, at least they're fun to be around.

The second are the weird embittered nerds. While the first can be nerdy, this kind always seems to really fucking lean into it. Probably because its easier to be really obsessed with some type of media about people living great lives than it is to put in the effort of living one of your own.

Chris might have started off as the first type and then descended into the second, thanks to the gravitational pull of big bro.



The Texan abortion law gives Big Tech a great opportunity to virtue signal, winning the unquestioned veneration of the likes of Bobby:


Bobby is cruising for an ownage:



Nice to know that Michael the liberal doesn't pretend that women have opinions of their own.
And Bobby's relationship status is "Creep".



About those "uplifting programs" that purportedly save money:


Matt Gaetz:



(Archive of Daily Beast article)

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Green Lantern:


Plastic crap:


lowbrow cheesy crap:




Game "journalism":



Literally who?

Creep:

 

[glib]

Yes Bob take everything but the salad.

 

[Meat Target]

Whenever Blubber opens his blowhole about Thinkers and Believers, I recall my counter-hypothesis: the world is divided into Doers and Talkers. Guess which one Blob is?

 

[TowinKarz]

If the world is as black and white as Bob believes, and that utopia is a matter of being a "thinker" over a "believer", and that's it, just the mindset, not the logistics of trying to herd the sum-total of humanity in one direction when literally no two people have the exact same goals in life..... then isn't it a bit telling that all of known human history, all 5,000 years of it, nobody has been able to accomplish the mere act of "thinking" it into being? Isn't that proof that it's impossible? or if possible, relies a HELL of a lot more on other factors than "just be a thinker"?

If it were as simple as the ideologues (of every stripe, but most recently, 20th century communism and 21st century techno-democratic-socialism) would have us believe, why has 50 centuries of time to hit upon that solution, even if only by mere chance, failed to get us there?

 

[Positron]

What Is The Reason For MovieBob's Severe Mental Retardation?

Ah the great Nature vs Nurture debate. In Bobby's case I stand firmly on the Nurture side: in other words, I think Bobby's parents fucked up.

 

[Red Hood]

"Internalized misogyny" is just left wing code talk for "a woman doesn't agree with the hive mind's talking points" and is itself a misogynistic concept.

 

[TowinKarz]

"Internalized misogyny" is just left wing code talk for "a woman doesn't agree with the hive mind's talking points" and is itself a misogynistic concept.

"False consciousness" by any other name is still retarded:

"Duh, you didn't like my idea? Well, clearly, you've been brainwashed into not believing me because my idea was just that GOOD!"

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Have you noticed that Bob looks sad in his most recent pictures? It's like he's slowly realizing that his life has been wasted. He's 40/41 now, and he has nothing to show for it except a dead YouTube channel, a Twitter checkmark, a rotting leg, and one of the largest threads on the Kiwi Farms. It's almost sad to watch- until you read the bile he spews online, whereupon any sympathy vanishes like chicken strips down Bob's gaping maw.

Bob is an unlikable asshole online because he's realizing that his life is completely wasted. He made his bed, and now he's beginning to lay in it.