Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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What a witless, charmless fact-shitting dullard of an oaf. Fight and survive my ass, what has this fat faggot ever had to fight besides diabetes? And we all know how that struggle is going. It's amazing that Blobbo thinks him quoting wikipedia articles gives off the impression of a learned individual when he comes off as a gormless pedant who tries really hard to appear worldly.
 
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First, a wonderful Angel descends on Bobby: Zach Antolek, who has recently been featured in Andy Ngo's tweets and earned himself a reputation as a pedo advocate. Here Zach derides CubanaAngel, the chief accuser of the man who exposed his erect penis to children in Wi Spa, for her family values.
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I have no idea what Bobby tries to convey with his metaphor about trees and botanists.



I'm now pretty sure Bobby is truly and finally disillusioned about China: here he blame China for "tarnishing" the Communism brand. His cronies, on the contrary, continues the party line of "this is not true Communism".
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Bobby is puzzles why a bunch of Believers would ally with the harbinger of Superior Future.
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A guy called Skeptomai contrasts postmodern ID-pol with good old Marxist class politics. Are you surprised that Bobby has no fucking idea what a "grand narrative" is?
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A "grand narrative" is a universal principle or a set of laws that explains everything; it has fuckall to do with Tolkien or MCU.

Bobby interrogates his beliefs for potential wrongthink, and becomes even more enlightened.
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To the surprise of nobody, Bobby's "literacy" tweet is nothing but a pretense at literacy:
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"Look at these people who fought with their lives for the right to vote! And they couldn't even write their names!"
"I think all people must take an IQ test before they can vote!"

Bobby is a "technician" when it comes to morality; good and bad is all about plugging in numbers into a supposedly agnostic algorithm.
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That Carlson-Greenwald segment is 5 minute long and ended with Greenwald ranting about "Deep State". Carlson: "I used to laugh at the term 'Deep State' but it is totally real unfortunately."
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"I don't have evidence but DeSantis has murdered another 15 people!"
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Summit to the totalism of Superior Future, or be thrown to the abyss of the Past!
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Bobby misses the word "sped".
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His class of speds share their experience (or lack of) about this word.

Don't you know Bobby can be your fast friend?
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These are the replies to his "Invisible Cloud Dad is watching them jack-off" tweet
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The NPR article and podcast

Even TeamImpossible found Bobby's hatred of the Dems insufferable
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That thing reminds me of a Taoist anti-evil charm:
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Inexplicable, incomprehensible take on Tucker Carlson.
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These are really workaday performances for Tony Leung. To see him at his best I recommend Lust Caution.

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As if anyone still cares about the corrupt golden idol.

Superman
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Bobby continues to cultivate the next generation of consoomers
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A stroll down the memory lane, with Luke Lockhart.
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Dexter Holland of The Offspring.
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Video games are life to Bobby's Angels. Bobby promotes their unique insight.
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Remember this man's artistic yardstick is Jeff Koons.

Any woman who is "a 7-or-above" (note the incel lingo) will turn Bobby into a drooling zombie.
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Still, Lindsay The Abortion is at best a 4; she just plasters her face with layers upon layers of magic powder.
 
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WTF is their problem with that list?

I don't believe for a second a woman should be subservient to a man, but there is no problem with that list granted number 5 is a little ego stroking more than anything but the rest can be broken down to simply respect your partner.

Which no matter what gender is good hell if you replaced He with She on that list they would be praising it. They're showing their own bigotry more than anyone else's IMO.
 
Here is the complete list from CubanaAngel's Instagram. 5 and 6 might be corny but it is otherwise very commonsensical and hardly "deferent". Thirsty guys (or weak-willed men such as Ma Ying-jeou, once president of the Taiwan Province) have come up with lists 100 times worse.
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BTW this is Ma Ying-jeou's list.
1. The wife is never mistaken.
2. If I think the wife is mistaken, that I must have mistakenly judged her wrong
3. If I think the wife is mistaken and I haven't mistakenly judged her wrong, then it must be my mistake that caused her mistake.
4. If I think the wife is mistaken, and I haven't mistakenly judged her wrong, and I have not make a mistake that caused her mistake, then she is not mistaken as long as she doesn't admit it.
5. "The wife is never mistaken" is a sentence that is never in mistake.
 
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Credit to @Bolo for the find
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No. No you haven't you disingenuous cunt. Had the plandemic never happened you would've seen maybe a dozen more movies than you did, gotten drunk in a Dave and Busters and won more trite that you would later try to pawn off on ebay, and maybe had more boozy brunches with mama. That's it. You weren't creating some great work that was disrupted. You got paid to still stay at home and I'm not even talking about government assistance which who knows how much of that you got. If you're brother is stupid enough to allegedly try swindle the IRS over his home renovations, I would not put it past you to try some unemployment shenanigans. The cherry on top of all of this, had none of this happened Trump would be serving his second term and have the freedom that comes from being in a second term as president. You would not be a thousand times better off you retard. You'd be right where you're at now which is angry, drunk, and zero.

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Two things.

First, obligatory link to the best youtube video about Zach

Second, when you see the twitter handle G33kOfAllTrades that is Brian Weber, better known to fellow Bobologists as Arkle. He was the Bob sucker with the Daffy Duck/Green Lantern pfp. His original account got a bad case of the banz, for what I don't know. This Geek of all Trades thing is a podcast he tried to get going almost a decade ago and failed to gain any traction as far as I can tell. For an account that was made in 2010 it looks like his earliest tweets are the mid of July this year. Don't worry about the change though! He's still as dumb and vapid as ever.
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ty for @Flexo for pointing out he has an instagram
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Remember my rant about these people being depressingly empty?

The saddest/funnies part about it is that out of all of his mutuals and colleagues I seem to be the only one who even took notice of his absence.
 
Fight and survive as in what Bob? Being able to survive in a Nintendo game? While Bob can go on how literacy is a mark of education, Bob fails to realize it's a mark of intelligence and knowledge because the things you read and understand from expand on knowledge and intelligence like understanding whatever concepts one could read from a textbook or a story from a long dead author taught in an English class. The reason this guy gets called an elitist is simply for all the bullshit he post in being MOTI because of shit like being denied moonwheat because a ton of people bought into Trump's sensationalism or from how he acts as a raging sped on Twitter because he thinks he has some high ground just because there's some right wing jackasses out there he thinks will somehow kill him.
 
This was posted before, but in light of the Cape Cod selfie and bragging about drinking expensive craft beer, it bears repeating: This guy deserves to have his ass kicked.

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@Positron, Chris has a message for you. I love how assmad he is but is pretending he isn’t. I have a feeling “back to work” means he’s dialing into conference calls from home.

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Meanwhile one of his wife’s relatives wants to know how he hurt his hand. He’s still ignoring her. Guess “I tard raged and punched a wall” is hard to put in writing multiple times.

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Going out of your way to make sure you don't hold any beliefs that people you don't like have is incredibly insecure.
Guarantee he can’t name one fucking thing he’s changed his mind about over the years. Bob loves to brag on how he “called it” or “tried to tell you” how things were going to go. But he’s yet to issue a mea culpa that I can recall.
 
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