Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

Looking like Chris has been reading the thread.

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[Quixotic Man]

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Whats up with fat stupid white guys recording youtube videos while driving?

You are operating a ton of machinery, act like it.

 

[Boom Boss]

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Hey Chippa, get a job! Stop making your family suffer!

 

[mandatorylurk]

I saw this video and it reminded me of IncelBlob, he would probably try and dissect it line by line too like the creep he is instead of just rolling with it

 

[Tranimal Farm]

Which led to the rise of Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, and other alternatives. I hope the backlash against cape shit includes a return into thought-provoking indies with great stories. Can’t wait to see how Bob tries to claim MCU is culturally superior to tasteful, thoughtful filmmaking.

Do you think it's fair to say Bob is perhaps the anti-Jay Bauman?

Movie Bob: - Jay:
Masturbates to capeshit movies, thinks MCU is peak kino. - Masturbates to italian slashers, obscure and slow paced horror films. David Lynch or gtfo.

Shills for big studios that see him as a pay pig to own the chuds - Makes fun of big studios, will talk about and support indie and lesser known films he thinks deserve more attention.

Is miserable, goes on weird twitter rants about eugenics, terminally online - Is always laughing and cheerful, only checks his twitter every couple of days, probably while in line at the grocery store or on the toilet.

Was probably a 4/10 at his peak, fat, only gets worse with age - Started out not very attractive, grew a beard and got a nice haircut, reasonably in shape, now significantly better looking than he was 10 years ago.

No discernible close relationships or friendships, had to go crawling back to old employer - Works with his friends of many many years, him, Mike and Rich are the ultimate power trio of film criticism.

 

[Red Hood]

Jay Bauman really is the anti-Bob. That whole little thing made me smile to realize that, despite the depressed, drunken personas of the RLM guys, whenever they're being themselves they seem to be having a blast together and while their tastes don't always line up, they never seem to tear each other down completely over it, just jab at each other playfully.

Hey guys, I’m gonna go off-topic again and ask a dumb question relating to Bob’s justice league sperging.

But if you were going to do a Justice League movie (Live-Action or animated), and you couldn’t use popular heroes like Superman, Batman or the Teen Titans, who would you replace them with?

Why yes, I do think my DC fanfic is better than the actual products they put out these days.

Spoiler: Off Topic

I think I would set it up that for some reason, the main heroes are having issues with their powers and Batman has his back broken by Bane or something. I like the idea that the characters reflect but contrast the heroes whose spot they fill:

Steel: Wearing powered armor, paying it forward for Superman saving his own life.

Batman: Blue Beetle (Ted Kord), a tech billionaire that uses his money to fight crime. Probably a virgin, awkward around female teammates.

Wonder Woman: Zatanna- Powerful but largely untested, possibly facing unforseen consequences of power misuse.

Flash: An elderly Jay Garrick.

Black Canary is just Dinah Lance trying to live up to Dinah Drake's legacy. Has an avuncular friendship with Jay Garrick due to the JSA connections.

Booster Gold doesn't replace Green Lantern, people just keep mistaking him for Green Lantern.

Alternately, a series where legacy heroes have to step up.

Kon-El fills the Superman role. He is, as opposed to Clark, still a bit irresponsible and impulsive.

Dick and Damian are the current JLA Batman and Robin (with Jason Todd taking over as "Gotham's Batman" allowing them to split responsibilities. Could be a subplot about Jason being too brutal and breaking the rules? Maybe Steph Brown as Gotham's Robin? )

Wonder Woman's role could be filled by either Hippolyta (as the JSA did in the 90s) or Donna Troy. Hippolyta would create an interesting age/experience dynamic vis a vis the other heroes, but Donna has history with Dick and Wally. Both would create interesting drama.

Flash is Wally West, who's had his mentor's identity longer than any of the others. If Donna is WW, the two have unresolved feelings for one another because this real Hollywood movie, no Mickey Mouse stuff.

Jessica Cruz fills the Green Lantern spot.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Do they have to be like, comic book heroes? I mean you're basically describing the suicide squad. A bunch of mediocre no names with meh powers.

Either way I'd do some bottom tier level heroes who only manage to approach mediocre levels when they all work perfectly together.

I dunno. The Defenders was pretty bad. Not funny bad either.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

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Jesus. Chris really comes across as a selfish and whiny prick. He complains about how hard it is to own a home on a single income. Fuck, the rest of us millennials should be so fortunate because of how student debt, inflated housing prices, and a less-than-stellar job market are crushing our generation. Tell me why some schmuck who is spending an ungodly amount of money in rent and barely keeping their head above water should subsidize his little hobby. Maybe Chris should look inward and realize that he is the problem, and not his shrinking audience. There are thousands of pop culture critics vying for a piece of the Patreon pie and what makes Chris stand out? Seriously. Has anyone here listened to Chris' podcasts? I get the impression that Chris is an utter bore to listen to and I would not pay a single cent to hear him drone on about Birds of Prey. If he had any common sense he would stop chasing this windmill and find another way to make ends meet.

Then again, I'm a childless nobody who doesn't own a house. What do I know?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

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Oh my god. I am about to have a spergout that rivals anything else I have ever sperged out over on this website. The first thirty seconds from where you timestamped this are some of the most delusional things I have ever heard from Chris. His rant here takes me back to the late 2000's in regards to how bad e-beggers were on YouTube. The lack of self-awareness, entitlement and bullshitting he puts on here almost rivals Bob.

I am just going to break down piece by piece what he says and why it is bullshit:

"The show I produce are a hobby and aren't necessarily thought of as a product."​

This opening statement really is a running theme for his entire rant. He is going to spend this entire framing what he does as a hobby but something other people are responsible for because they might watch his videos.

Later on he will actually admit that he doesn't want the money to be used for his hobby. But to pay his bills instead. This entire rant of his essentially arguing that because people might watch his hobby online then they should help him pay for his bills because that would be helping him in return for him entertaining you.

"A lot of people would say it's e-begging."​

That is because it is Chris. You're begging for money online while putting out shit content that nobody watches.

The problem with you is that you do it non fucking stop. You are always asking for people to donate to you. All while not really putting out content. Which is one of the reasons why people hate e-beggers. There is little accountability in this area.

And to add to this, you don't even solely ask for people to help fund your podcasts. You often are just asking for people to donate to you because you are supposedly in financial straits right now.

"What is going out in search of contract work? What is going out to different companies and negotiating what your time is worth? All of it is begging."​

No Chris. That is actually what we call looking for work. Someone is looking for services that need to be completed and you're one of the people that are qualified to do it.

E-begging is when you constantly ask for money online to fund yourself because you don't want to work a real job.

"I don't have student loan debt. But that doesn't mean my wife's student loans are. We are a single income house. Medical bills. My daughters diagnosis."​

Who the fucks responsibility do you think it is Chris to manage your bills? Everyone struggles with bills. Do you think you're the only person to have them? That is a part of life.

And here is something that is a running theme: we know how bad he is with his money. Like the fact you literally could have your daughters prescriptions covered by your insurance but you were too lazy to go to a different pharmacy.

Or the fact that you are renovating your house. Unless it was unlivable, there is no reason for you to be doing major renovations if you are financially strapped for cash. It is not necessity.

"Then COVID came along."​

You have been e-begging long before COVID-19 hit. There have been people who have suffered far worst thanks to the lockdown then you have.

"I have to pay premiums to have my groceries delivered. These are things people don't think about."​

HAVE YOU OR YOUR UNEMPLOYED WIFE GET OFF YOUR FAT FUCKING ASSES AND GET YOUR OWN FUCKING GROCERIES CHRIS. HAVING YOUR GROCERIES DELIVERED IS NOT A NECESSITY! THIS WHAT I MEAN BY YOU BEING FUCKING STUPID WITH YOUR MONEY!

"I have a very good job. I haven't stopped doing that job."​

Welcoming to being an adult Chris. Life isn't about being a consoomer all day. You have to work in order to survive.

"I do this for fun. It brings me joy."​

Maybe. I don't think this is the case. You act just as miserable as your brother does online so I know you genuinely are not a happy human being. And given that you really don't put out content, I feel your entire video making hobby is nothing more than a front that you setup just so you could e-beg more.

"Making these videos and sharing this stuff with you hopefully brightens your day. It makes things better for you."​

It doesn't. Your content is shit, and anyone who says differently is trying to placate you.

"Think of this as a guy doing what he loves. What is a dollar or two?"​

Oh my god. A hobby isn't a magical receipt for receiving money Chris. You want to do it so badly because it makes you happy then you invest the money into it.

And you're openly admitting that this isn't about funding your little video making hobby. You blatantly admit that the money people are donating to you will be paying your bills. This is what I meant earlier when I said this podcasting thing was a front. He wants to use it as his excuse to e-beg while really using the money he receives to pay for everything else in his life.

"I am not asking you to pay for my groceries."​

You literally just did. You listed it as one of your bills, and right after this you say that you are asking for people to help pay for your bills.

"I am not asking you to buy me a video games."​

If you are asking people to donate to your Patreon then you are. The point of a Patreon is to help you pay for things that you need to do your artistic craft.

If you're doing video game streams, then that is a piece of the equipment that you are going to need. If you are doing movie reviews like you are, then people are paying you to help you buy the movies so that you can view them in preparation for your reviews.

"Owning a home is not easy on a single salary. Especially when your a CVS retail salary."​

You aren't working at CVS Chris. You're a fucking engineer.

"If I had to pay for daycare or private school so my wife could work it would be a lot worse."​

You aren't having to do that though. What is even your point here? If I chose these specific parameters that I don't have to actually choose for myself then things would be a lot worse so please donate to me?

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Hey guys, I’m gonna go off-topic again and ask a dumb question relating to Bob’s justice league sperging.

But if you were going to do a movie about an alternate Justice League (Live-Action or animated), and you couldn’t use popular heroes like Superman, Batman or the Teen Titans, who would you replace them with?

Going off my knowledge of the Justice League cartoon and Batman: The Brave and the Bold I suppose I'd made a team out of Doctor Fate, Green Arrow, Firestorm, Wildcat, Stargirl, S.T.R.I.P.E., and maybe Booster Gold as a wild card.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Two completely different thoughts. If I had to do Justice League without the big hitters, I'd probably just make a JSA movie and set it when they first came on the scene in WWII. I think it could be really cool, but I have no faith in capeshit films anymore. C'est la vie.

And to Chris' rant about wanting more cash for his shitty podcast. Do creative work that you'll be happy to do whether you turn a profit or not. Every idiot and their mom wants to be a filthy rich celebrity beloved by all. But if you love what you do, its something that gives you energy instead of just being your job part II. I'm not going to even say what field/type of work, but I do some creative work in my free time. Its not enough to make a living, I still go to a 9-5 job, but when I have a moment to myself, I can put all the effort I want into my hobby. I make money off it, not a killing, but enough that I can finance all the expenses, and have a little on the side. If the Chippa gives a shit, he should have no problem sticking with it, plus he has the boost of being related to Bob (maybe, I don't know how Blobert still has fans).

If he doesn't find success and its just work, scrap it. Spend more time with your kids and doing things you love. Life's too short to waste making retarded podcasts.

 

[Positron]

Did you know Christopher Columbus founded the Republican Party?


And do you know why no one likes Bobby?

And we all know liberals are famous for their "brilliant, brand-new ideas".

Greenwald is optimistic that the liberal propaganda machine might be losing efficacy:


The frogs uphold their rep as surrender monkeys, this time to their compatriots.




Word of the day: Neoanarchism.


Actions Have Consequences, episode 353.

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Did you know what is in common between Covid and Captain Marvel? They are both unwanted.








Bobby is triggered by the mirror.

Google tells me that Maneater, presumably the "Shark Game" mentioned by Bobby, is published by Tripwire Interactive, whose president harbors an extremely problematic view.



Luke:



Is this supposed to be reassurance or sarcasm?

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

@Laughingjoke2 I like your lineup. Those are some good choices. I loved Metamorpho from the old Justice League show. Firestorm is also a great choice. I like to think of him as Captain Atom and Green Lantern combined.

@The Shadow those are good choices and nice ideas.

One of my ideas was a space-based league. Basically, in a alternate universe, there’s no Lantern Corps so the universe is protected by a Justice League made up of different alien species.

1. Atrocitus (Never turned evil in this universe)

2. Adam Strange

3. Blackfire

4. Big Barda

5. Mister Miracle

6. Orion

7. Ultra, The Multi-Alien

 

[A Very Big Fish]

@Positron Fuck, Bob is a moron. The first Republican president was Lincoln. There were literally 15 presidents before the Republican's got any in office. Granted the party only predated Lincoln's election by like... 10 years. I guess Bob thinks the inquisition is somehow tied to it, but if you want to be that broad, why not go even earlier.

@Grumpy Pickle Rick Lots of New Gods in that lineup, could probably do something with that. You could probably add Stargirl and Stripe, I think he was an astronaut, and they usually have a good dynamic. Or you could have Hawkman/girl, they're both aliens and have been league members.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

@Grumpy Pickle Rick Lots of New Gods in that lineup, could probably do something with that. You could probably add Stargirl and Stripe, I think he was an astronaut, and they usually have a good dynamic. Or you could have Hawkman/girl, they're both aliens and have been league members.

Thanks

I probably would use Hawkman and Hawkgirl since like you said they both aliens and were League members.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

Either way I'd do some bottom tier level heroes who only manage to approach mediocre levels when they all work perfectly together.

That sounds a lot like Doom Patrol

 

[John Andrews Stan]

@Positron wrote:

Is this supposed to be reassurance or sarcasm?

It’s Bob showing his incel rage against women again. But can he name a single goal in life that he hasn’t failed to attain? Somehow I doubt living in a basement alone and morbidly obese at age 40, spending all his waking hours in online arguments, was part of the plan.

 

[Red Hood]

@Positron wrote:

It’s Bob showing his incel rage against women again. But can he name a single goal in life that he hasn’t failed to attain? Somehow I doubt living in a basement alone and morbidly obese at age 40, spending all his waking hours in online arguments, was part of the plan.

Bob:
"Well, I never really wanted to get laid anyway."
"Well, I never really wanted to have friends anyway."
"Well, I never wanted to live past 50 anyway."

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I saw this video and it reminded me of IncelBlob, he would probably try and dissect it line by line too like the creep he is instead of just rolling with it

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Bob would definitely throw a tantrum over this. While I think space exploration is something cool and necessary, Bob really needs to get it through his skull that space travel and all that scifi shit is unlikely to happen, and even then he won't ever be apart of the people who explore space or be alive for it.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

God, this is pathetic.

Is Bob this much of a bitch whenever he glances over at his Funko Pops? I don't understand how he's not completely numb to this nostalgia-bait shit by now.