Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Red Hood]

Fight and survive as in what Bob? Being able to survive in a Nintendo game? While Bob can go on how literacy is a mark of education, Bob fails to realize it's a mark of intelligence and knowledge because the things you read and understand from expand on knowledge and intelligence like understanding whatever concepts one could read from a textbook or a story from a long dead author taught in an English class. The reason this guy gets called an elitist is simply for all the bullshit he post in being MOTI because of shit like being denied moonwheat because a ton of people bought into Trump's sensationalism or from how he acts as a raging sped on Twitter because he thinks he has some high ground just because there's some right wing jackasses out there he thinks will somehow kill him.

Take one look at his eating and exercise habits and you're like "omae wa mou shindeiru". Dude is killing himself.

 

[Quixotic Man]

The only proof we have of Bob being a tough guy are videos of him flailing around in a ninja costume in his mom's back yard.

The hardest fight of his life has been against diabetes.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

The hardest fight of his life has been against diabetes.

And so far he sure as hell ain't winning.

 

[Red Hood]

The only proof we have of Bob being a tough guy are videos of him flailing around in a ninja costume in his mom's back yard.

The hardest fight of his life has been against diabetes.

Lol what fight

Bob may as well be on his knees (or perhaps the stumps where his feets should be giving diabetes a beej.

 

[Adamska]

This was posted before, but in light of the Cape Cod selfie and bragging about drinking expensive craft beer, it bears repeating: This guy deserves to have his ass kicked.

View attachment 2514603

@Positron, Chris has a message for you. I love how assmad he is but is pretending he isn’t. I have a feeling “back to work” means he’s dialing into conference calls from home.

View attachment 2514604

Meanwhile one of his wife’s relatives wants to know how he hurt his hand. He’s still ignoring her. Guess “I tard raged and punched a wall” is hard to put in writing multiple times.

View attachment 2514609

This is feeling more and more like he either faked or injured himself on purpose and trying to figure out how to avoid work with worker's comp as much as he can... but he can't because you know, he has responsibilities.

 

[Red Hood]

@Adamska shades of Linkara's "this is how I pay my billth".

 

[EnemyStand]

Looking like Chris has been reading the thread. I wonder what he's been doing for work. Engineers can't exactly just watch porn all day like security and accountants.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Hey guys, I’m gonna go off-topic again and ask a dumb question relating to Bob’s justice league sperging.

But if you were going to do a movie about an alternate Justice League (Live-Action or animated), and you couldn’t use popular heroes like Superman, Batman or the Teen Titans, who would you replace them with?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Looking like Chris has been reading the thread. I wonder what he's been doing for work. Engineers can't exactly just watch porn all day like security and accountants.

We more or less confirmed that either Chris reads this thread or Bob does and bitches about it nonstop to him.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/robert-chipman-bob-moviebob-movieblob.5873/post-6142437

This was during the time that Chris's work changed health care providers on him and his pharmacist was no longer in network so to keep using that one he would have pay extra. We laughed at him and he went on his twitter dot com to make "Some clarification for people who apparently can't read". I looked around and found zero evidence of anyone else talking smack about him. That's not hyperbole. There was no one other than us that even seemed to know of his woes of having to do what the Peter Pans call "adulting". This last bit from @John Andrews Stan is just another bit of evidence for that.

Day after day it becomes clearer that I was completely wrong about Bob's little brother. I guess Bob is the smarter son.
archive of the tweet

TheChippaMadeThis (...) on Twitter: "To clarify: Urgent care put a wr…

archived 5 Sep 2021 20:24:56 UTC

archive.ph

 

[Koby_Fish]

Fight and survive as in what Bob? Being able to survive in a Nintendo game? While Bob can go on how literacy is a mark of education, Bob fails to realize it's a mark of intelligence and knowledge because the things you read and understand from expand on knowledge and intelligence like understanding whatever concepts one could read from a textbook or a story from a long dead author taught in an English class. The reason this guy gets called an elitist is simply for all the bullshit he post in being MOTI because of shit like being denied moonwheat because a ton of people bought into Trump's sensationalism or from how he acts as a raging sped on Twitter because he thinks he has some high ground just because there's some right wing jackasses out there he thinks will somehow kill him.

I think bob is drawing from old 70s/80s movie fare which featured the Cool Janitor stereotype. You know, the one who's illiterate or barely literate, from the "school of hard knocks" whose lack of literacy forced them into such menial employment, who takes a bullied child under his wing, so to speak and "teaches them to fight". Nowadays, hell even back then, if someone was illiterate, they either had an undiagnosed/untreated learning disability, or they simply chose not to take formal education seriously while growing up.

I put this 100% on Bob tracing this from movies and never having experienced it IRL himself, because he's autistic enough to believe the characters he sees in movies are friends of his that taught him things (after all, he believes this about Mario). Some should legit ask Bob which movie's "school of hard knocks janitor" he thinks is his friend who taught him how to fight. Because seriously, what "Cool Janitor" would look at Bob and say, "Now there's a kid I need to halp"?

Education doesn't make Bob smarter, but respect for education IS a sign that the person is at least intelligent enough to value it.

Going out of your way to make sure you don't hold any beliefs that people you don't like have is incredibly insecure.

Bob doesn't recognize Stopped Clock Syndrome, despite him earlier basically using that concept with extra steps (the whole "Pointing at random things and saying 'tree' but eventually actually pointing at a tree correctly doesn't make you a botanist" thing regarding a "hysterical" (THAT'S SEXIST!) woman finding a pervert exposing himself under the guise of transgender, insinuating this woman would have made a fuss regardless, but THIS ONE TIME she correctly landed on "pervert"). Even Bob is right like a stopped clock (though probably less often than twice a day, lol). What his idiotic smoothbrain is telling him is that if Tucker Carlson affirms the commandment "Thou Shalt Not Murder", he'll immediately say "I better re-evaluate that, because if a Nazi/White Nationalist thinks murder is wrong and a sin, then it must actually be the opposite!" Note that he will not ever actually reflect that maybe, just maybe, a person that thinks murder is wrong/a sin probably isn't a Nazi/White Nationalist.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

@Koby_Fish wrote:

What his idiotic smoothbrain is telling him is that if Tucker Carlson affirms the commandment "Thou Shalt Not Murder", he'll immediately say "I better re-evaluate that, because if a Nazi/White Nationalist thinks murder is wrong and a sin, then it must actually be the opposite!"

I don’t assume that Bob is opposed to murder. Quite the opposite. After all…

 

[Koby_Fish]

@Koby_Fish wrote:

I don’t assume that Bob is opposed to murder. Quite the opposite. After all…

View attachment 2514916View attachment 2514915

Yeah but I mean, Bob wouldn't even THINK of gassing the mayo ghouls in minecraft AS murder, because it's totally morally and scientifically justified according to his crayon-addicted, paste-eating windowlicking blue curtain analyzing galaxy smoothbrain.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Hey guys, I’m gonna off-topic again and ask a dumb question relating to Bob’s justice league sperging.

But if you were going to do a Justice League movie (Live-Action or animated), and you couldn’t use popular heroes like Superman, Batman or the Teen Titans, who would you replace them with?

Steel and Azrael in place of Superman and Batman (respectively.) I'd have to dig deep into DC's B-List to find characters to replace the others.

The only proof we have of Bob being a tough guy are videos of him flailing around in a ninja costume in his mom's back yard.

The hardest fight of his life has been against diabetes.

Bob thinks that being 300lbs is enough to intimidate people (remember when he said he intimidated some people at a protest?) It is not. With his skinny limbs and bloated torso, nobody would mistake him for someone like this.

 

[blablabla]

I think bob has retarded incel pent up energy. You would need to really beat his ass down

 

[TowinKarz]

I think bob has retarded incel pent up energy. You would need to really beat his ass down

Yes, but said energy can only be harnessed to tweet angrily and sweat profusely.... it can never be put towards anything productive due to it's natural "dark energy" miasma, born of bad behaviors and angry self-defeating thoughts.

You don't need to beat Bob up, you need only exist as something he can't overcome and that's enough.

 

[Dean Pentel]

I think bob has retarded incel pent up energy. You would need to really beat his ass down

Just steal his phone and play keep-away with it for about 2 minutes. The combination of louding squealing/REEEEING and the tiny, tiny amount of physical activity he'd expend to get back the only thing that gives his life meaning would probably put him out from hypoxia.

You don't need to beat Bob up, you need only exist as something he can't overcome and that's enough.

So just be a three foot high wall with no opening? Got it.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Hey guys, I’m gonna go off-topic again and ask a dumb question relating to Bob’s justice league sperging.

But if you were going to do a Justice League movie (Live-Action or animated), and you couldn’t use popular heroes like Superman, Batman or the Teen Titans, who would you replace them with?

Do they have to be like, comic book heroes? I mean you're basically describing the suicide squad. A bunch of mediocre no names with meh powers.

Either way I'd do some bottom tier level heroes who only manage to approach mediocre levels when they all work perfectly together.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Do they have to be like, comic book heroes? I mean you're basically describing the suicide squad. A bunch of mediocre no names with meh powers.

Yes, they do. I said, “Justice League”.

Also, this is nothing like Suicide Squad. How did you get Suicide Squad from this?

Also, they don’t all have to be heroes. You can use DC villains if you want.

Either way I'd do some bottom tier level heroes who only manage to approach mediocre levels when they all work perfectly together.

Dude, you do know a lot of bottom-tier heroes fight monsters and aliens like the A-list heroes, right?

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Hey guys, I’m gonna go off-topic again and ask a dumb question relating to Bob’s justice league sperging.

But if you were going to do a Justice League movie (Live-Action or animated), and you couldn’t use popular heroes like Superman, Batman or the Teen Titans, who would you replace them with?

Okay I'll go deep cuts and no one who currently has a film deal.

Batman: I'd use the Michael Holt version of Mr. Terrific who is one of the smartest guys in the DC Universe and has detective skills like Batman and could serve as team leader.

Superman: I'd use the Nathaniel Adam version of Captain Atom who has similar powers to Superman with flight, super strength, durability, and energy powers.

Wonder Woman: Artemis a fellow rogue Amazon fits the bill.

Green Lantern: Ronnie Raymond/Martin Stein version of Firestorm he can rearrange objects to create new ones much like GL can create them and the Ronnie version would be very reminiscent to the Kyle Rayner version of GL.

Flash: Max Mercury wanted a non Flash speedster so here we go and he has loads of experience.

Aquaman: Since Mera is in the films (& played by a bitch) and Tempest & Aqualad are Titans I'd say I'd go with Dolphin she has most of the abilities Aquaman has and isn't played by Amber Heard.

Martian Manhunter: Metamorpho he has a nice range of powers to replace all J'onn brought to the table.

So there are my obscure choices to replace the Seven and I hope most of them Bobert's fake comic ass wouldn't even know.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Looking like Chris has been reading the thread. I wonder what he's been doing for work. Engineers can't exactly just watch porn all day like security and accountants.

I have to wonder how much he pays attention to us. Yes he's responding to the claims he's faking his injury, but he's still doing the same begging for more money from his tiny following instead of branching out like people have said.

Unless he did try and get on some popular podcasts and they rejected him. Which I can see happening.

Hey guys, I’m gonna go off-topic again and ask a dumb question relating to Bob’s justice league sperging.

But if you were going to do a Justice League movie (Live-Action or animated), and you couldn’t use popular heroes like Superman, Batman or the Teen Titans, who would you replace them with?

I've always liked movies like Winter Soldier and the Dark Knight trilogy so I'd do something like that. Stick with super heroes who use gadgets and don't have powers. Green Arrow can have his trick arrows, use the Ted Kord version of Blue Beetle, something along those lines.