Artcow Rose3212

[Himawari]

Let me introduce you guys to Rose3212.

Hi my name is Rose I am 23 years old, I currently reside in Striaton City in the Unova region with my lover, Cilan, and his brothers, Cress and Chili, all of whom are fabulous guys....Cilan being the MOST FABULOUS of the 3!
I was born on April 3, 1990 at 11:13 PM...I don't recall much of my childhood, save the horrendous memory of my dad abusing me up until I was 3 years old.
I started attending Trainer's School at the age of 10, the first one I attended was in Johto's Violet City.
By age 22, I was the 100x League Champ of Kanto, I then moved to Johto, where I met my new pals, Morty and Eusine.
I beat all 8 Johto and Kanto Gyms, beat Red and Lance, got the phone numbers of Janine, Falkner, Morty, Chuck, Bugsy, Sabrina, Misty and Clair, caught the Ecruteak Legends, Entei, Raikou, Suicune, Ho-Oh and Lugia.
I then moved to Unova, and moved into the apartment in Striaton City near the Restaurant, where I first met my oh-so-fabulous man, Cilan.
My best friend on here is named Alexis, she was one of the 2 friends who consoled me when I had my heart broken by someone the other day, a girl named Ruby being the other, if I ever need him, Cilan is ALWAYS there for me.
I've kicked Team Rocket out of Johto and Kanto, beaten Old and Neo Team Plasma and their leaders, Ghetsis and Colress, in battle, I've battled N twice and made a new rival in a black haired boy named Eusine, after my friend from Kanto.
I have an amazing baby brother named Ash, and my amazing friend is named Alaya...My friend from Johto is named Lyra and my friend from Unova is named Touko.
I love you all guys and gals, and kudos to you for being such amazing friends!
My Senseis at the Aspertia Trainer's School are Cheren and Colress, Colress being my current Sensei...I am friends with a great boy named Matthew.
I am Rose....And I survived 3 years of abuse to grow into the lovely and intelligent Pokemon Master that I am today.

She has an ED article here, though it's a few years out of date. Essentially, she's this (obviously terribly disturbed) 23-year-old who does horrible base art of her Mary Sue self in romantic relationships with Michael Jackson, Obi-Wan Kenobi, some Winx Club guy(s?), probably some Kingdom Hearts characters, and most recently with various male characters from Pokemon.

Basically, she escapes to her fantasy world where she is a gorgeous and talented Jedi Master/Keyblade wielder/Pokemon Master/angel/etc. and everyone in these universes love her and yield to her whim and stand up for her when she is being bullied (seriously she starts randomly RPing the characters in the middle of normal conversations so that she can continually give herself asspats).

Currently she's in an exclusive relationship with Cilan from Pokemon, though prior to that she was exclusively with Lance from Pokemon for about two weeks, and prior to that she was just jumping between Silver, Morty, Eusine, Lance, and probably a bunch of other Pokemon guys I'm forgetting about. Other Pokemon characters with crushes on her are Falkner, Cress, and Colress (who she was actually going out with for about a day a few weeks back after she had a falling-out with Cilan, but then Cilan came back and raped her and she got pregnant so she was forced to fall in love with Cilan again).

Oh yeah, her imaginary husband Cilan is characterized (erroneously) as horrifically controlling and overbearing and abusive and she seems to see no problem with this.

A couple days ago, from what I can tell, it seems she was dumped by her real online boyfriend because he was sick and tired of her paying more attention to her imaginary Pokemon husband.

There is so much more I could say about Rose, but I think I'll end this here... except to note that she thinks "tapping that" literally means tapping an ass.

btw she seems to have some sort of pregnancy fetish.

NEWBIES' GUIDE TO ROSE'S DEVIANTART ACCOUNTS

ACCOUNTS THAT ARE/WERE ROSE
Rose3212
Eusinelover4ever
MrsCilanStriaton
MysticalWomanRose
MrsMortyEcruteak
Valtorplz
DarthRoseplz

ACCOUNTS THAT ARE/WERE NOT ROSE
CilanStriaton
NamineOak
EmberStriaton
Rose3212plz

 

[Trombonista]

Currently she's in an exclusive relationship with Cilan from Pokemon, though prior to that she was exclusively with Lance from Pokemon for about two weeks, and prior to that she was just jumping between Silver, Morty, Eusine, Lance, and probably a bunch of other Pokemon guys I'm forgetting about. Other Pokemon characters with crushes on her are Falkner, Cress, and Colress (who she was actually going out with for about a day a few weeks back after she had a falling-out with Cilan, but then Cilan came back and raped her and she got pregnant so she was forced to fall in love with Cilan again).

Even Axew is horrified.

 

[The Hunter]

Hi my name is Rose I am 23 years old, I currently reside in Striaton City in the Unova region with my lover, Cilan, and his brothers, Cress and Chili, all of whom are fabulous guys....Cilan being the MOST FABULOUS of the 3!
I was born on April 3, 1990 at 11:13 PM...I don't recall much of my childhood, save the horrendous memory of my dad abusing me up until I was 3 years old.

Okay, that sounds pretty sad. You better be going somewhere with this because there's nothing funny abo-

I started attending Trainer's School at the age of 10, the first one I attended was in Johto's Violet City.
By age 22, I was the 100x League Champ of Kanto, I then moved to Johto, where I met my new pals, Morty and Eusine.
I beat all 8 Johto and Kanto Gyms, beat Red and Lance, got the phone numbers of Janine, Falkner, Morty, Chuck, Bugsy, Sabrina, Misty and Clair, caught the Ecruteak Legends, Entei, Raikou, Suicune, Ho-Oh and Lugia.
I then moved to Unova, and moved into the apartment in Striaton City near the Restaurant, where I first met my oh-so-fabulous man, Cilan.
My best friend on here is named Alexis, she was one of the 2 friends who consoled me when I had my heart broken by someone the other day, a girl named Ruby being the other, if I ever need him, Cilan is ALWAYS there for me.
I've kicked Team Rocket out of Johto and Kanto, beaten Old and Neo Team Plasma and their leaders, Ghetsis and Colress, in battle, I've battled N twice and made a new rival in a black haired boy named Eusine, after my friend from Kanto.
I have an amazing baby brother named Ash, and my amazing friend is named Alaya...My friend from Johto is named Lyra and my friend from Unova is named Touko.
I love you all guys and gals, and kudos to you for being such amazing friends!
My Senseis at the Aspertia Trainer's School are Cheren and Colress, Colress being my current Sensei...I am friends with a great boy named Matthew.
I am Rose....And I survived 3 years of abuse to grow into the lovely and intelligent Pokemon Master that I am today.

WAIT A FUCKING SECOND, THIS IS POKEMON.

 

[Niachu]

and Colress (who she was actually going out with for about a day a few weeks back after she had a falling-out with Cilan,

Oh hell no, Colress is MY waifu--er...

What I meant to say was I feel bad for the lonely souls who have to turn fictional characters to compensate for what they lack, of course...

Michael Jackson, though, huh. That's a new one.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I absolutely had the same reaction as The Hunter.

Okay, there's a girl, she's in love with a guy called Cilan who is fabulous, maybe he's metrosexual or something... and she was abused as a child, this is sad...

OH WAIT

 

[Amsterdam]

This has peaked my interest, is she still active on the internet?

 

[The Dude]

Guys, why do people like this exist? I mean, seriously, what happens to someone in their life to make them take such a sharp turn from the Reality Turnpike and instead travel down the Batshit Jibberty-joo Scenic Highway? Can anyone explain this to me? Because I just can't feature this shit.

 

[Himawari]

This has peaked my interest, is she still active on the internet?

Ohh yeah, she's continually updating her DA with shit like this and this. She usually posts several shitty base art abominations or short stories a day. Except for when her account was suspended for pretty much all of May for doing sexually explicit RPs with a Cilan RPer in plain view.

It was a lonely month without her to laugh at.

I haven't seen many trolls interacting with her, though (or if they did, she immediately hid their comments or something).

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Guys, why do people like this exist? I mean, seriously, what happens to someone in their life to make them take such a sharp turn from the Reality Turnpike and instead travel down the Batshit Jibberty-joo Scenic Highway? Can anyone explain this to me? Because I just can't feature this shit.

I'm sure you know this, but it's a way for people to deal with the STRESS in their lives. Some turn to liquor, harder drugs or sex (or all of them ) to deal with STRESS, while others retreat into their mind and come up with fantasies. Unfortunately, some can't tell the difference between reality and fantasy, and, as you so eloquently put it, travel down the Batshit Jibberty-joo Scenic Highway.

 

[The Dude]

Guys, why do people like this exist? I mean, seriously, what happens to someone in their life to make them take such a sharp turn from the Reality Turnpike and instead travel down the Batshit Jibberty-joo Scenic Highway? Can anyone explain this to me? Because I just can't feature this shit.

I'm sure you know this, but it's a way for people to deal with the STRESS in their lives. Some turn to liquor, harder drugs or sex (or all of them ) to deal with STRESS, while others retreat into their mind and come up with fantasies. Unfortunately, some can't tell the difference between reality and fantasy, and, as you so eloquently put it, travel down the Batshit Jibberty-joo Scenic Highway.

I guess I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than have to get a frontal lobotomy.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Hey, do you like demented music? I like demented music

 

[The Dude]

Hey, do you like demented music? I like demented music

D.E.M.E.N.T.O. DOCTOR DEMENTO!

 

[random_pickle]

This has peaked my interest, is she still active on the internet?

Ohh yeah, she's continually updating her DA with shit like this and this. She usually posts several shitty base art abominations or short stories a day. Except for when her account was suspended for pretty much all of May for doing sexually explicit RPs with a Cilan RPer in plain view.

It was a lonely month without her to laugh at.

I haven't seen many trolls interacting with her, though (or if they did, she immediately hid their comments or something).

What the hell? How does this chick have whiteknights? I mean, it's surprising that there isn't a single hidden comment or flame or critique on the first link. Something's very wrong here.

 

[Himawari]

I see anime1999 showing up on pretty much everything she does, never saying anything more than "nice." It makes me wonder if they might be some sort of... very, very tame troll.

The rest of the comments though, yeah, you got me.

 

[José Mourinho]

Although it's sad for her to be obsessed with cartoon characters, considering a lot of lolcows are doing like that, I've seen obsessions which are much worse.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Although it's sad for her to be obsessed with cartoon characters, considering a lot of lolcows are doing like that, I've seen obsessions which are much worse.

Sentient Space Shuttle fantasy
These things were not exactly suited to aerobatics. They more or less maneuvered like flying bricks when in aerodynamic glide mode, not like full-fledged airplanes.

The spergiest thing I'm willing to admit on this forum is that I sometimes fantasize about having a cute girlfriend who can transform into spacefighter mode.

 

[random_pickle]

The spergiest thing I'm willing to admit on this forum is that I sometimes fantasize about having a cute girlfriend who can transform into spacefighter mode.

Dude, that actually sounds pretty awesome.

 

[Bugaboo]

Although it's sad for her to be obsessed with cartoon characters, considering a lot of lolcows are doing like that, I've seen obsessions which are much worse.

Sentient Space Shuttle fantasy
These things were not exactly suited to aerobatics. They more or less maneuvered like flying bricks when in aerodynamic glide mode, not like full-fledged airplanes.

The spergiest thing I'm willing to admit on this forum is that I sometimes fantasize about having a cute girlfriend who can transform into spacefighter mode.

Yeah that'd be a pretty sweet music video

 

[Himawari]

100% effective way to get people to donate money to you:

claim a fictional life-and-death situation because a fictional cafe in a fictional world is on the brink of financial collapse!

As you know, I'm currently collecting points via Llama/Point trades to help ~CilanStriaton save his cafe...
If anyone else can help, that'd be awesome....
As it will save both of our lives....
Here's how it goes.
If you help us SAVE the cafe, ~CilanStriaton and I live...
If the cafe GOES OUT OF BUSINESS...~CilanStriaton and I die!
Please help us, that's all we're asking!
Thank you!

Don't all rush at once now.

 

[CalmMyTits]

100% effective way to get people to donate money to you:

claim a fictional life-and-death situation because a fictional cafe in a fictional world is on the brink of financial collapse!

As you know, I'm currently collecting points via Llama/Point trades to help ~CilanStriaton save his cafe...
If anyone else can help, that'd be awesome....
As it will save both of our lives....
Here's how it goes.
If you help us SAVE the cafe, ~CilanStriaton and I live...
If the cafe GOES OUT OF BUSINESS...~CilanStriaton and I die!
Please help us, that's all we're asking!
Thank you!

Don't all rush at once now.

haha oh wow. I looked at her DA and at how she RPs with these Pokemon dudes and what have you in her deviations and journals and just... yeah. wow.

I admit that I fantasize myself with some characters from here and there, but I think we have all done that before. I've never felt the urge to write fanfic, or do RPs or etc with myself and X.