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This is like Tangency bingo:
Poster uses mod feedback thread to take shots at mods.
Two mods are in a relationship.
*Free space* Tranny mod *Free space*
Snarky mod grandstanding.
Mods dig up a five year old post to justify the ban.

He's not (just) getting banned for being white in a POC thread, he's getting banned for pointing out that Zeea and his wife Arachne are shitheads. Just goes to show you that criticizing the mods is the real crime.

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He's not (just) getting banned for being white in a POC thread, he's getting banned for pointing out that Zeea and his wife Arachne are shitheads. Just goes to show you that criticizing the mods is the real crime.

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THAT is the criticism that got a permaban?

"Hey mods... could you like.... be chill?"
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He's not (just) getting banned for being white in a POC thread, he's getting banned for pointing out that Zeea and his wife Arachne are shitheads. Just goes to show you that criticizing the mods is the real crime.

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Holy shit. He gave legitimate criticism in the most pussyfoot way possible and he still got banned.
 
Oh god, Black Tokyo.
Black Tokyo is worse than FATAL.
See, FATAL is full of degenerate sex, but the degenerate sex is just the cherry on top of the shit sundae. FATAL also has hilariously autistic mechanics, juvenile attempts at humor, awful worldbuilding, and a host of other issues that contribute to its legendary badness. Regardless of the authors intent, FATAL works as a satire of a certain type of TTRPG player: the guy who’s obsessed with complex mechanics and “realism”, lacks any sort of social skills or boundaries, is a total degenerate who sticks his fetishes into your game, and plays every game as Murderhobo Happy Hour.

Black Tokyo is just...a slog. It’s a pit of coomer degeneracy written by a complete pervert who desperately attempts to justify it as “art”. And since the mechanics are standard d20 Modern shit, they’re competent enough to not be entertaining. There’s no cringy death metal shit, no random incel rants, and no armor that turns you into racial stereotypes. None of the cringey shit that makes FATAL a twisted joy to read. In Black Tokyo, the only thing you get is gross sex deviancy. It’s like a pit which gets deeper and deeper with every page. There is no Anal Circumference Table here. Just a miserible slog through the contents of a very sick mans mind.
Miserable slog all likely taken from what ever degenerate anime and the like the author could come up with, be it mentally handicapped catgirl death squads or the ability to wear your own shit as armor while unbirthing your enemies to death. No joke, Black Tokyo is enough of a slog that FATAL manages to be less gross in comparison if at least in that one could get some funny jokes out of it. Optimistic as it sounds, FATAL likely has less of its bad art every page compared to Black Tokyo, whether it's the latter in its first edition or whatever latest version its maker tried to put out with crappy 3D poser art and the like.
 
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The poster was acting in the misinformed belief that he was having a discussion. It is the mods who are apes and gorillas.


And it's not like he's not correct. Having mods in relationships is always a bad thing for the community. You'd of think they learned their lesson with BlackHatMatt and his wife who was also a mod covering up for eachother.
 
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And it's not like he's not correct. Having mods in relationships is always a bad thing for the community. You'd of think they learned their elsson with BlackHatMatt and his wife who was also a mod covering up for eachother.
"In Jersey everything's legal, as long as you don't get caught."

They're not going to give a shit about conflicts of interest or relationship tangles, because nothing matters more than the narrative.
 
"In Jersey everything's legal, as long as you don't get caught."

They're not going to give a shit about conflicts of interest or relationship tangles, because nothing matters more than the narrative.

This is basically true everywhere though, isn't it?
 
I was writing a full post and then noticed this isn't the TT thread, so for anyone who cares it's in the spoiler.

Got to admit, I half want to see if a game of this could be turned into a MST3k snark-a-thon by the players & DM. As someone who enjoys bad things for the insanity (Lovecraft got nothing on some folks), this is weirdly appealing...

there was a thread on 8/tg/ where some were actually using it with only slight changes. from what I remember skill checks in itself are pretty simple (3d6 to roll over or sth), you just need to know which number to look at - and it has a lot of them.

if you really wanna get into it stop at the optional char creation rules, unless you really want to ERP in front of your mates (and possibly involving them). besides that it's just a lot of rolling, since another of the author's idea was "you can't choose how you are born, hence your character should be random too", which might you possible lead to your character be an infant or elderly. so much for the creating characters with handicaps discussion earlier.
ironically doing a char by hand is easier since you don't have to randomly jump between tables as much. and doesn't even take that long (if you skip the overly autistic aspects, who would've guessed).

And the statistician is a rape-obsessed degenerate lunatic with every paraphilia in existence.

to be fair a lot of it comes from the believe it's "realistic", as in the middle ages getting raped was much easier. everybody likes to fuck, that's nothing new.
and if you are more powerful you still want to fuck, so...

I mean there's so many tables it feels it's more about the numbers in itself than the content. like the setup for a joke "a statistician walks into a sex club and is more interested in the math". remove all the sex stuff and you're still left with a lot of autistic simulation tables, except without the "hihi, anal circumference". I mean there's a table for a 1:100000 chance becoming a freak of nature possibly gaining retard strength.
 
In regards to the random tables, I wasn't meaning to use them unfiltered - just as raw material that you'd delete entries from before using according to taste of the group.
It's the same reason I like Archons March On's random tables collection - interesting weird random stuff is nice spice. https://archonsmarchon.blogspot.com/search/label/random generator

Later versions of FATAL included a chargen program - it seems that even the creators realised that doing all those random tables manually for each char before the game even started were tedious.
 
In regards to the random tables, I wasn't meaning to use them unfiltered - just as raw material that you'd delete entries from before using according to taste of the group.
It's the same reason I like Archons March On's random tables collection - interesting weird random stuff is nice spice. https://archonsmarchon.blogspot.com/search/label/random generator

Later versions of FATAL included a chargen program - it seems that even the creators realised that doing all those random tables manually for each char before the game even started were tedious.

basic chargen is pretty simple and not that many steps. random just has you look up more stuff over the place. some tables are also fucking massive to an extreme degree which is where I stopped writing the char generator I started out of boredom. depending how crazy the rest of the year is I might actually finish it at some point.

afair you needed the char gen for npcs too, the few in the book are basically PCs.
 
We actually did F.A.T.A.L. here a couple times. It's basically unplayable. Someone put a lot of effort into the rules, but they're shit, they contradict each other, and I doubt it was ever playtested because whoever wrote it had no friends and probably never left his basement.

RaHoWa was absolute trash as the rules went, though. I remember one of the main objections from anyone who actually tried to play it was the way the rules were drafted basically meant Jews with certain abilities were effectively completely unbeatable by the apparently vastly inferior white people.
I've read both FATALs (I've had 2 weeks of boredom, don't judge) and the funniest thing I remember were >50% chance to roll Maximum Age < Average Age at charcreation (roll a random mental illness if you want to reroll something!) plus a plate mail which was less expensive when bought in parts instead of a full set at once. Also an average king could afford a trebutchet every 20 years of rule or so.

It's a fantasy heartbreaker written by a sociopathic mathematician with suplementary stuff added by his death metal shithead friends like Torturon.

RaHoWa is so dumb I suspect it's a SJW gayops.
 
RaHoWa is so dumb I suspect it's a SJW gayops.

Dunno about that, I think RaHoWa came out in the early 2000's before SJW's were a thing and even RPG.net wasn't woke. IIRC, the game's rulebook itself isn't even fully complete either.

My guess is that it was either Resistance Records once again pulling off a "How do you do, fellow kids?" like they did with that awful Ethnic Cleansing FPS or someone was trying to do some MDE-style deep cover gayops on the Stormfags but they just gave up and the incomplete document got found by RPG.net who didn't realize it was a half-finished joke.
 
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