Rules For Life (can we make a better list than Jordan?)

[Core Theorist]

48. We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children, because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the Earth.

 

[Frank(en) Castle]

49. Never stick your dick in crazy.

 

[Wodanaz]

50. Being legal doesn't make it right.

 

[Irregardless]

51. Things never get better, only worse, so make the most of them now
52. Consider that you are currently living in "the good ole' days"

 

[Core Theorist]

50A. Being illegal doesn't make it wrong.
53. Dooming is for faggots, keep that chin up nigga!

 

[Axiom.]

69. Skate fast and eat ass.

 

[Vegan Trans Girl]

54. Don't cut your dick off

 

[GeekUSA]

55. Trust no bish

 

[Idiotron]

56. Don't be humble
Humble people never get noticed, the loud guy who brags gets the opportunity to shine because he's the one guy who everyone sees.

 

[Core Theorist]

56A: the squeaky wheel does get the grease, but the tall poppy gets cut.
57: Never have sex with the boss's sister.
57A: Always have sex with the boss.

 

[Meth Dick]

58. It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

 

[Antony_the_spin_god21]

59.kill all Pajeets

 

[Ronnie mc nutts]

60. Never eat street food in 3rd world countries. God knows if these people wash their hands, at all.

 

[NoReturn]

Drink clean water.
Sometimes when you're hungry, you're thirsty.
Sometimes when you're tired, you're thirsty.
Sometimes when you're angry, you're thirsty.

 

[Spunt]

65. Pointing out to an idiot the ways in which they have been an idiot does not make them smarter. It just makes them an angry idiot.

 

[Recliner]

Growing up and maturing means realizing everyone is dumb and you are smart and only people who agree with you are smart.

 

[Radiator Grilled Cheese]

61. Never trust anyone that can't eat a bacon cheeseburger
62. Never trust anyone that can't drink coffee or coke

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Number ?? Never wear a rubber.

 

[Vegan Trans Girl]

64. Thank Yakub every day for creating the white race if you're white
66. Curse Yakub every day for creating the white race if you're brown

 

[Meth Dick]

67. OP is always a faggot
68. OP is always a faggot
69. Even if you like, OP he's a faggot (but you have to 69 OP anyway)