Rules For Life (can we make a better list than Jordan?)

[Vegan Trans Girl]

70. Never goon

 

[Pee Cola]

71. One who is tired of fart jokes is tired of life

 

[Canoodler]

72. Everything in moderation, including moderation.

 

[Popper Whiting]

73. To avoid 90% of life's problems as a man never make a decision on a hot head or a hard dick

 

[Meth Dick]

74. EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A CAT

 

[Core Theorist]

75. DSP will outlive you, too.

 

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76. College degrees are worth the paper they're written on, especially in 2025. Certifications matter a little more. Online training is free.

 

[AbyssGazer]

77. No one will ever tell you about the real life hacks, as they are dependant on only a few people knowing about them.

 

[Meth Dick]

78. O'Doyle Rules

 

[Sugriva]

79. Don't trust them new niggas over there