Dramacow Ryan J Craig / Mode_View / Demodeview / Aggrax - Anthropomorphic walrus, self-hating small-dicked fat virgin being groomed by a penis inversion cult

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...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH it's a penis. In that case, I will make no further comment, as I do not wish for this comment to be masturbated to. But on the topic of self-flagellation:


This dude could actually drive to Ryan at any time, and yet he does not. HMM SUSPICIOUS. But can you even imagine how intensely this whole farce would shatter the second these two spotted each other across a Starbucks? :story:

Remember chatting in the good old days? Like, when you were in middle school and had a "girlfriend" or whatever and all you did is spend hours on MSN or AIM overpromising insane things that neither of you would ever actually do in a trillion years, and it felt totally safe because you both knew that there were zero stakes and it all was complete fantasy? The more things change, the more they stay the same.
 
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Give me all the black hats, but god, do I want to beat this idiot to within an inch of his life. This wibbly wobbly transy wansy shit is beyond annoying and the more he does it, the more it becomes clear that he doesn't really believe what he's saying, he's just out to get attention. It's aggravating and exasperating and devours every last lingering reminant of goodwill I'd had towards the twit.
 
Ryan is actually getting pretty boring. It's the same "please beg me to troon out / everyone hates me because I'm faking for attention" bullshit. Dude, get another gimmick. Anything. He needs to at least start teasing the troons with some photos in make up / dresses / women's underwear. Either that or do a flip. If he isn't going to do anything with his life other than chase attention from some fugly troons, there's not much point in going on, is there?
 
Putting on horrible dresses and cheap wigs to produce the visual equivalent of the Holocaust? Sure.
Him undergoing surgery? No, he's too fat for that. His heart couldn't take it. Besides, aren't all elective surgeries postponed because of the Coof?
I agree with the idea of him never getting the snip or fake tits. However, I expect him to cross-dress, call himself a woman, and at the very least attempt to get titty skittles. With the company he lingers around and the way he goes about himself, I think it's a very real possibility.
 
He's too self aware now to not be reading his thread.

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He posted this after Kevin's latest begging tweet. Does he not know Kev spends hundreds on fucking Transformers and porn? Or that he has a continuing inheritance?

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Ooooh THIS is who the trannies are targeting with their e-begging. Ryan Craig specifically. Which begs two questions: How much of the troon ranch do you think he owns at this point, and what happens if he find out about Lou?
 
He's too self aware now to not be reading his thread.

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He posted this after Kevin's latest begging tweet. Does he not know Kev spends hundreds on fucking Transformers and porn? Or that he has a continuing inheritance?

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It's surprising he hasn't brought up the thread yet. Think of all that sweet, delectable pity just waiting to be baited using a Kiwifarms page on yourself.
 
Ryan is actually getting pretty boring. It's the same "please beg me to troon out / everyone hates me because I'm faking for attention" bullshit. Dude, get another gimmick. Anything. He needs to at least start teasing the troons with some photos in make up / dresses / women's underwear. Either that or do a flip. If he isn't going to do anything with his life other than chase attention from some fugly troons, there's not much point in going on, is there?

You have a point, it is the same old, same old right now. And I'm one of the people who wanted him to get his own thread. Still I think he has lolcow potential, mostly as it relates to being Kevin's orbiter and Kevin brushing him off all the time. I think more of his writing would spice the thread up a bit.
 
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