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- Nov 14, 2019
...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH it's a penis. In that case, I will make no further comment, as I do not wish for this comment to be masturbated to. But on the topic of self-flagellation:
This dude could actually drive to Ryan at any time, and yet he does not. HMM SUSPICIOUS. But can you even imagine how intensely this whole farce would shatter the second these two spotted each other across a Starbucks?

Remember chatting in the good old days? Like, when you were in middle school and had a "girlfriend" or whatever and all you did is spend hours on MSN or AIM overpromising insane things that neither of you would ever actually do in a trillion years, and it felt totally safe because you both knew that there were zero stakes and it all was complete fantasy? The more things change, the more they stay the same.