I'm not sure I've ever seen Kevin respond to Ryan in a thread that Ryan originated and didn't tag him in. He only responds when Ryan posts to a thread in which Kevin is already participating and is therefore keeping an eye on responses. Other than that it's like he couldn't care less that Ryan exists.
It doesn't feel as real when Ryan says weird sexual nonsense, compared to other cows. It feels like a front. Everything he says feels like a front for the boring, milquetoast man he actually is.
Yeah it just feels like a child giggling that he said “butt”
Lame. Not even half as deviant as the shit the person he orbits, Kevin, posts. What does this even mean? Double-pregnant from anal...?
"Kev- I mean Kathryn-sempai might finally notice me if I post something d-d-degenerate enough!
At least he’s self aware that he’s useless and creepy. I pretty much feel like he’s exactly the same in real life as he is on twitter.
By eavesdropping on them while imagining all the vile things they're saying about him, how else?
I was thinking an HR talk or talk with the boss. No doubt fatty here skulks around the place alternately staring at people from way too far away and standing way too close.
HR talk with security present because "Oh my God Clive he's just so creepy and unsettling, I need someone with me here so he won't try to hit, or even worse, hit on me. What? Rape? Oh, no, he couldn't, he's too much of an omega-male for that."
How many failed interactions can one sad sack make before he realizes he doesn't belong with these people?
If it makes you feel any better, Ryan, "she" is actually a 35-year-old weeb with male pattern baldness and breath that could sterilize frogs at ten paces, and the other guy has an even smaller dick than you do.
