Saints Row thread

[SteelPlatedHeart]

“Create whoever you want….but they can’t have big boobs.”

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

But I bet you can give her a dick

 

[Agarathium1066]

Hmm rather droopy boobs. The others are silicone fakes but its also in a much older game. People sure get mad about breasts.

 

[Miller]

“Create whoever you want….but they can’t have big boobs.”
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"Max chest size" for nuVolition is just "normal" size?

Synthetic Man got access to the character creation mode too:

 

[The Last Stand]

Hmm rather droopy boobs. The others are silicone fakes but its also in a much older game. People sure get mad about breasts.

What a sad state of affairs.

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

“Create whoever you want….but they can’t have big boobs.”
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They really dropped the melon on this one, the boobs in the character gen are fucking SAD and since they did the whole inclusive no gender character gen all the bras are shaped to fit a male body so there's 0 cleavage. You can be naked and run around with salami nipples but that's not true eroticism.

People sure get mad about breasts.

Without gangsta waifus all you have is a bland open world TPS.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

They've done multiple interviews where they've said that they don't like the serious moments, and that WACKY COCK BATS AND GOOFY DANCING LMAO is what Saints Row should always be.

That’s depressing. 2 is a personal favorite of mine. The tonal whiplash of the Mexican gang missions being deadly serious after you had to mercy kill the kid who go you out of jail was actually decently done IMO.

 

[Korpon]

People sure get mad about breasts.

Never get between a man and his virtual titties.

 

[CWCissey]

You can be naked and run around with salami nipples but that's not true eroticism.

Wait, you don't get the comical blurbox anymore?

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

Wait, you don't get the comical blurbox anymore?

It's an option.

 

[Jack Awful]

“Create whoever you want….but they can’t have big boobs.”
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Lol even the character creator is a disappointment.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

“Create whoever you want….but they can’t have big boobs.”
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They are basically telling you that tomboys are not real women in the last screenshot. The deflated breasts were just a distraction.

The comic still sadly rings true:

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

People sure get mad about breasts.

When their entire marketing has seemingly gone to "we have the best character creator ever with the most customizations to make anything you want!" and you end up not being able to make something as simple as a chick with balloon tits, it should be called out.

 

[Soyicidal Tendencies]

Shame about the neutered character creator. As much of a downgrade as SR3 and SR4 were, at least I could make some ridiculous characters with huge boobs and monstrous packages.

They are basically telling you that tomboys are not real women in the last screenshot. The deflated breasts were just a distraction.

The comic still sadly rings true:

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These are both clearly Japanese and the one on the right is cuter. This image is a dumb way to try and prove a point.

 

[Cod of War]

They are basically telling you that tomboys are not real women in the last screenshot. The deflated breasts were just a distraction.

The comic still sadly rings true:

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Kagura (right) has bigger tits and is an athlete, swimmer.
Tomo (left) is a retard.

 

[Mega Black]

This character creator absolutely fucking blows dick. You can't make anything sexy, all the presets are genderqueer blobs, you can make absolutely cut amazing hunky dudes but a sexy gangster waifu? Sorry, you get D-cups and a twelve inch girl penis and you LIKE IT.

Edit: Oh, and it's fucking BROKEN. Tried to save my boss and it just won't do it. Thank fuck I spent all that time making something that was halfway decent with intention to share, the fucking CC DEMO released broken. God we can only imagine what a busted state the main game is going to release in if they can't even get this functioning.

 

[SiccDicc]

They really dropped the melon on this one, the boobs in the character gen are fucking SAD and since they did the whole inclusive no gender character gen all the bras are shaped to fit a male body so there's 0 cleavage. You can be naked and run around with salami nipples but that's not true eroticism.

I doubt they did it to be inclusive. They're just grossly incompetent and lazy, like when developers make all their romanceable characters bisexual. They just get to say it's inclusive.

 

[Vault Boy]

Of course they'd have a low cap for breast sizes, did you guys see how they censored the Freckle Bitch's logo?

Frankly, it's a miracle that they'd still allow for crop tops given how even the Mortal Kombat developers have gone out of their way to cover their female characters up (all the while allowing their male characters to still look like shirtless hunks, go figure). Welcome to modern Western development studios, even something as tame as Lara Croft from the 2012 Tomb Raider reboot would be too "pandering" these days.

 

[Agarathium1066]

When their entire marketing has seemingly gone to "we have the best character creator ever with the most customizations to make anything you want!" and you end up not being able to make something as simple as a chick with balloon tits, it should be called out.

Yeah that's a good point, I do remember loving the SR2 character creator since you could make a ton of options and also a stable of abominations. I'm still not personally sure why people are so angry about big breasts since they do exist naturally other than weird projection.

 

[Adamska]

Yeah that's a good point, I do remember loving the SR2 character creator since you could make a ton of options and also a stable of abominations. I'm still not personally sure why people are so angry about big breasts since they do exist naturally other than weird projection.

At the end of the day a lot of women and autogynophiles tard screaming on Twitter just use their insecurities to bully others for having what they lack.