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There is literally only one way this can be fixed.

Open the trailer for the next Saints Row game with the four new twinks...

Only for the Boss, Johnny Gat, Peirce and Shaundi to immediately brutally murder them in crude and ironic ways.
 
I don't even know if I want them to move on or not.

On the one hand, them sticking by this game seems like they're doing it out of spite for the real fans.

On the other, if they move onto another project that's a new blight on the consumers.
 
Jack Awful said:
On the one hand, them sticking by this game seems like they're doing it out of spite for the real fans.

On the other, if they move onto another project that's a new blight on the consumers.
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Either way, gamers are still going to rise up. That is, when they stop pre-ordering and consooming the same kinds of pre-order benefits that have done nothing but make this game into complete unplayable agitprop.
 
Boston Brand said:
There is literally only one way this can be fixed.

Open the trailer for the next Saints Row game with the four new twinks...

Only for the Boss, Johnny Gat, Peirce and Shaundi to immediately brutally murder them in crude and ironic ways.
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Gat melting that guy's head in a waffle iron would launch my sides beyond Pluto.
 
The Last Stand said:
Money well spent for the Ultimate Edition.

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"Fuck 'em!" --- Me and Volition (probably)

Ita Mori said:
Saints CRIMINIAL Customs?

You couldn't even proofread your marketing; what chance in hell did this abomination ever have?
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I'm willing to be this was intentional, considering all the talk of this being a millenNIAL power fantasy.

I mean think about it, it's just dumb enough...
 
Boston Brand said:
"You know, this probably wouldn't burn so badly if you were wearing a shirt."
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"You're more of a bitch than the last waffle-making faggot we dealt with, and he was a fucking Belgian."

No, I am never going to stop referencing what's-his-face from SR3 whenever waffle stuff from this new game is brought up, because when he told Gat he was Belgian instead of French despite his faggy-ass name and accent Gat told him to go make a fucking waffle.
 
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I wonder what the worse outcome is: releasing a shitty game and getting your studio shut down entirely, or releasing a shitty game and getting told that Randy Pitchford is now your boss.
 
Mr.Miyagi said:
I wonder what the worse outcome is: releasing a shitty game and getting your studio shut down entirely, or releasing a shitty game and getting told that Randy Pitchford is now your boss.
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A fate they deserve IMO.
It does unfortunately mean that the writing on any games they work on won't improve.
 
Jack Awful said:
A fate they deserve IMO.
It does unfortunately mean that the writing on any games they work on won't improve.
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Judging by Borderlands, Gearbox writing has been in freefall for ages now
One thing I'll give Nu Saints Row is that it's merely out of touch and tonedeaf, not as horribly obnoxious as Borderlands
 
I'd rather see them wiped out of existence entirely, but since this is at least a tacit admission of their absolute failure, it will do.
 
Gearbox and Volition just go together so perfectly. Both are completely tactless and ruin everything they touch. Maybe Saints Row II (2026) will have a minigame where the boss has to squirt liquid out of xis front hole at enemy gang members in the middle of a Medieval Times
 
Amusing in retrospect that a literal bunch of milquetoast politically correct types try to make a crime game and utterly fail in every respect
 
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