Saints Row thread

I fucking hate modern gamers so god damn much
It's familiar enough looking so people feel safe buying the upgraded editions. This isn't just the base game that's being preordered. Especially now since it's the summer and nothing major is out many are more willing to throw down cash.
 
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Is there even going to be a "Saints Row" in this game? Or is the title going to be completely pointless?
I hope not. This is fucking garbage and an insult to ol' 3rd Street.

The original Saints had a mission; to rid the Row and Stilwater of gang violence and degradation.
Despite solving things in the most destructive and uneloquent way possible, there's a complexity to the Saints' motives under Julius that could've been brought to the forefront and expanded on if Volition were so hellbent on updating and making Saints Row more "mature".

You wanna take away Freckle Bitches and other offensive comedic innuendos in fear of activist backlash? Fine.
You can still tell a compelling new story while sticking to the roots of the original. A story of four disenfranchised youths forming a gang to combat neighborhood crime and protecting each other from thugs and going from normal college kids to ruthless gangbangers can be done, but not the way Volition wants to do it.
Their execution reeks of chasing trends and fads and slapping on the most superficial and generic story that will be forgotten by fall 2022 by even Volition themselves.
They should've taken inspiration from "City Of God", "Voces Inocentes" and "New Jack City" for their "youth-meets-urban-violence-and-grim-decay" mature tale, not WatchDogs 2 and Twitch streamers.

A "more relatable" story needs to be more grounded in reality. Yet Volition wants to have their cake and eat it; zany over the top arcadey missions laced with Whedonisms but at the same time a story the youth is supposed to identify with...what the fuck??

Why call it Saints Row anyway; this isn't for the fans who want to return to the Row, why not just call it something else?
It'd be like making a new Red Faction game featuring anthropomorphic animals fighting skynet in the 1870s.
 
ubisoft has been trying for 4 fucking games with watch dogs and its cast of nobodies
why the fuck volition think they could do it?
 
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It'd be like making a new Red Faction game featuring anthropomorphic animals fighting skynet in the 1870s.
Please don’t give them ideas.

Do I have any hope in this game being good, fuck no, but do I have any hope in a “boycott” working? Also fuck no, because Gamers are quite possibly the biggest Consoomers out there. At least JRPG studios still give a shit, because with how much modern gaming sucks ass, we need another Crash to drive this Woke shit out...
 
Why call it Saints Row anyway; this isn't for the fans who want to return to the Row, why not just call it something else?
Because they're absolutely banking on people buying it through name recognition, that and i bet the THQ Nordic conglomerate that bought them wouldn't be happy to see another shot at an original IP after Agents of Mayhem.
 
I'm confident that the gameplay of the new title will be fun, I've enjoyed the raw gameplay of every Saints Row game. That's one thing Volition knows how to do well, every time.
The characters look fucking terrible though, all the way down to making a clone of that one faggot from Watch Dogs 2 with the mask.

I could still see myself buying it in the future, as long as the open world gameplay is fun.
 
Translation: There will be nonstop unfunny quips about cis white males while the rest of the writing is slavishly sterilized of personality.

"But you can totes make your own character and gang, everyone!"
 
I'm confident that the gameplay of the new title will be fun, I've enjoyed the raw gameplay of every Saints Row game. That's one thing Volition knows how to do well, every time.
The characters look fucking terrible though, all the way down to making a clone of that one faggot from Watch Dogs 2 with the mask.

I could still see myself buying it in the future, as long as the open world gameplay is fun.

I'm going to say it right now. I don't care if it's on sale. I don't care if it's used.

If any of you buy this fucking game, you're part of the problem.
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How's it work?
I literally just downloaded xenia to see if I can play red dead redemption. Didn't even think of giving sr 1 and 2 a try.
You have to get the disk file, make a shortcut with a launch option --protect_zero=false, and it should work
also you must own an xbox controller, the emulator doesn't support m&k
haven't tried a playstation controller but I doubt it works
 
Let me read this "no edgy Saints Row" take on the reboot:

Volition wants to tell a "contemporary" story that people can relate to. Alright, this is off to a great start.

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This time around, the Saints crew is a close-knit group of four young friends, each with their own expertise: planner and business mind Eli, expert driver Neenah, DJ and smoothtalker Kevin, and the slightly off-the-rails Boss (that's you). As the Boss, you can still create a completely custom character (and choose one of eight voices) that's big or small, young or old, and anywhere in between.

Oh yes, four college students that want to lead their own crime syndicate in a desert town. We've ALL been there before. At least Watch Dogs 2 got around it somewhat with Dedsec being against the corporate computerized overload that is CToS.

but the story centers around the four Saints founders. Volition talks about the burgeoning crew—a quartet that's tired of working for big criminal organizations that decide to start their own thing—more like a startup company than a gang. I guess that means your mission is to "disrupt" crime?

What on Earth are they doing being in crime with qualifications like those?

The new crew seems like a spirited bunch. Their appetite for chaos is reminiscent of the old gang in the best ways, but I detect less meanness and cynicism this time around. Speaking only from the few minutes of cutscenes and gameplay I saw, the four feel like a proper friend group that accepts and supports each other, similar to Watch Dogs 2. I want to learn more about them,
Hahaha, she mispelled spoilt. I've watched that trailer at least five times. I see no relation or similarities between them and the original Third Street Saints. Not even the Third. "Accepts and supports each other," what is this, diversity training? Elementary school?

Creative director Briant Traficante told press in a closed briefing that Santo Ileso is "one of the largest cities we've built for a Saints Row game."


How big is "largest" exactly? Volition didn't say, but it did talk about a few of the nine districts that make up the world.
Bigger isn't always better. You'd think they'd learn that from Ubisoft. With the desert setting, I am expecting lots of dead space with desert and sand inbetween the nine districts to travel through. Pass. I hated that in San Andreas.

A big chunk of the map is a wide-open desert that looks ripe for offroading hijinks. Car customization is back, of course, and now every vehicle can be outfitted with offroading tires.
Yep, pass. I'm getting Mad Max and Rage vibes with that statement. I do not want to explore a desert with little stuff in between.

I remember laughing often at Saints Row The Third when I played it 10 years(!) ago, but it took some googling to remember just how embarrassingly edgy its writing was. Between memorable setpieces and lovable characters were moments of casual sexism and homophobia within its main cast and beyond—the sort of stuff that I breezed by in all media when I was a dumb 15-year-old.
Sexism, homophobia in a CRIME OPEN WORLD GAME?

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Gee, I sure wish there was an indicator on games that tell you the recommended age range for its content...

studio development director Jim Boone said the Saints Row reboot will bring the series into the 2020's. "We love [the old Saints Row games], but we also recognize those are games of a time," he said. "They made sense within that era, and we were able to do things that felt good back then. But that tone is not something that we feel like we want to do today. We had a different kind of story that we wanted to tell."

The foundation of Saints Row was urban gangsta culture. So, they're sacrificing creative integrity for political correctness and a short-sighted audience. Great. Why not make another IP or a spinoff? No, tack an existing IP onto this mesh and hope it sells on name recognition alone.

I hope this flops. This is NOT Saints Row.
 
There is something that you could play around with this concept of millennials turning to crime; that they approach it in the most millennial way possible. You could have missions where you have to find the most ethically sourced cocaine supplier, or attempts to recruit a diverse gang leads you into firefights with black and latino gangs. The irony to this is that the millennial gang actually succeeds because they want everything to safe and inclusive. They run co-op sex work brothels, provide ESL to immigrant gangs members, sell fair trade heroin, etc. By the end, your character is rich, profiting off of the destruction and violence in the city and thinking that it is ok because your gang is diverse and inclusive.

A bit more of a dark satire than a comedic one on how millennial wokism doesn't change the system, it merely gives it a veneer of progress. Perhaps to make it more comedic, make the street cred as experience system of the other Saints Row games into a social media system. You have to respond to online outrage such as shutting down a Klan rally, "cancelling" a high profile target, or searching for a transgender influencer's missing dildo. This could be played with as well, such as a shutting down a white supremacist speaker where the speaker turns out to be a black guy. The more violent you are increases your social media influence, increasing your level.
>"We did it, Patrick! We saved the city!"
Real talk, I'd be willing to give that hypothetical game a shot. If done properly, you wouldn't need any wink-at-the-camera moments; it would pretty much be the soy demon-marketed version version of Spec Ops: the Line (but actually effective) if you just stood back and let it play out.
 
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