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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
I find it hard to read Simon/Tai. He seemed low energy today even before Sam tried to gaslight him about being cancelled so I don't know if his quiet sitting on the couch since then is because he's actually worried or if life at the house is just catching up to him.
 
What's going on with Letty and the wood boards? This High school tier bullying from the contestants (Josie included, fuck you Josie) is getting tiring, I get that Letty is retarted and has no life skills due to her parents but jesus christ, it really is just that, she has no life skills. HELP her, like don't do the job for her but fucking demonstrate what needs to be done and then encourage her to do the rest on her own, THEN laugh if she keeps fucking up. At least she's trying to figure it out on her own, as useless and slow at it as she is.

Sylvia with that smug look on her face....
 
Logic said:
What's going on with Letty and the wood boards? This High school tier bullying from the contestants (Josie included, fuck you Josie) is getting tiring, I get that Letty is retarted and has no life skills due to her parents but jesus christ, it really is just that, she has no life skills. HELP her, like don't do the job for her but fucking demonstrate what needs to be done and then encourage her to do the rest on her own. At least she's trying to figure it out, as useless and slow at it as she is.

Sylvia with that smug look on her face....
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Usually I'd agree but this is actually pretty funny. It's not just being needlessly mean to her - she was not going to be able to 'complete' this challenge no matter what. They're fucking with her more creatively than Damiel-style whisper shit-talking.
 
The Man With No Name said:
Usually I'd agree but this is actually pretty funny. It's not just being needlessly mean to her - she was not going to be able to 'complete' this challenge no matter what. They're fucking with her more creatively than Damiel-style whisper shit-talking.
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You know what, i'll give you that. There's been a fair amount of back and forth as of late between Letty and the snake's den. She gets them, and they get her back, and the cycle continues. I've been really off the cuff with my posts lately, thank you all for your patience.
 
Damn I really wish this show was run by someone other than Sam Hyde and his entourage of wiggers. It's genuinely entertaining but can get annoying to the point of being unwatchable within moments. Some of the worst moments are when e-daddy is in the house. KF is literally the only place that has interesting/funny discussion because the chat, twitter, and /tv/ are infested with edgelord spamming and general retardation. The show is at its best when it leaves these autists alone to annoy each other.
 
Sam gaslit Simon, who now thinks he got cancelled for being on the show and is being blacklisted from comedy clubs where he's a regular. He is quietly malding on the couch and reading a book to himself, which reminds me of Simmons near the end of his stay at the tank. Sam and Letty argue over the price of her chigger-damaged goods in front of the bathroom cam, they don't settle on a price. Lance is suddenly brought into World Peace 2 so Vance can envy him some more, this is most probably another gaslighting scheme.
 
Aristides said:
Sam gaslit Simon, who now thinks he got cancelled for being on the show and is being blacklisted from comedy clubs where he's a regular. He is quietly malding on the couch and reading a book to himself, which reminds me of Simmons near the end of his stay at the tank. Sam and Letty argue over the price of her chigger-damaged goods in front of the bathroom cam, they don't settle on a price. Lance is suddenly brought into World Peace 2 so Vance can envy him some more, this is most probably another gaslighting scheme.
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I missed this, what was the argument over price?
 
Aristides said:
Sam gaslit Simon, who now thinks he got cancelled for being on the show and is being blacklisted from comedy clubs where he's a regular. He is quietly malding on the couch and reading a book to himself, which reminds me of Simmons near the end of his stay at the tank. Sam and Letty argue over the price of her chigger-damaged goods in front of the bathroom cam, they don't settle on a price. Lance is suddenly brought into World Peace 2 so Vance can envy him some more, this is most probably another gaslighting scheme.
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I've missed so much. And I haven't been watching consisently. No time stamps, but some hilights.

Hog tried to bed Frank and failed.
Letty W by throwing a condom in the room for them.
Hog had a meltdown
Frank tried to do something to Letty's feet
Frank tried to do something to Josie's feet
Frank urinated on a mattress
Frank defecated in a cup
Letty made him drink the poo-cup
Letty dumped the poo-cup in Hog's room

Jet says he checked the cams and doesn't know who did it. They've officially crossed the poobicon.
 
Lettybugs...who knew being this bad would feel so good.
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