💀 Horrorcow Samuel Catnipnik - Horrifying Deviant Goofy Cosplayer

[bearycool]

Ladies and gentlemen, spergs and autists, behold: I give you the sin of God-- Sammycatnipnik. Real name Samuel aka Dusky Sam the Human Goofy! Hyuck!

His real face:

No, really, this shit exists, and boy are you in for a horrifying experience.

Before you read on, you may want peruse this picture first:

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Now then, onto to the real horrorcow material: this guy gets off on being "goofy". No, we mean it- this guy really, really, really loves Goofy. (link NSFW) And another! (also NSFW)

Likewise, here is his furaffinity account: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/duskysam/
Tumblr: http://sammycatnipnik.tumblr.com/
Xtube: http://www.xtube.com/user_videos.php?u=SammyCatnipnik
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLo...this_creepy_goofy_cosplayer_im_seeing_around/
The Duct Tape Dummy: http://sammycatnipnik.tumblr.com/post/79037928477/i-had-some-friends-over-yesterday-to-help-me


As for some content, this is the main /cow/ thread found on him.
https://archive.is/3Psso

For your "enjoyment" we have some more images of him below:

Spoiler: you REALLY don't want to see this shit

props to @getoffmylawn for finding his real face, and a bunch of other shit that is found in this thread.

And to end, apparently he does rabbit cosplays too.

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[Azazel]

Now this is a horrorcow.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Didn't think there was much wrong with him until I noticed the xtube link; I think it'd be best not to click it.

 

[getoffmylawn]

Semper Fi Kiwi's this may be your toughest mission yet. Lord knows I will never be the same man after doing some of the research for this operation.

 

[Big Nasty]

Didn't think there was much wrong with him until I noticed the xtube link; I think it'd be best not to click it.

I was just thinking "There's no way this guy HASN'T done porn while dressed up as Goofy!"

 

[bearycool]

I was just thinking "There's no way this guy HASN'T done porn while dressed up Goofy!"

This is taking rule 34 to a whole other level.

 

[MasterDisaster]

I'm going to horribly suggest that he Sharpies most of his dick black.

 

[meatslab]

Christ I've been looking for this dude's origin forever since I saw a few of his Goofy pictures. I want to thank you but I just watched the video of him wearing the old man mask sucking a dildo and giving himself head with a mannequin head in the bathtub and I don't know how to feel.

 

[BT 075]

lol I thought he was Mickey Mouse they all look the same to me

 

[Big Nasty]

lol I thought he was Mickey Mouse they all look the same to me

Thats wack racist dude

 

[bearycool]

Thats wack racist dude

goobi, pls.

The making of a monster, Hyuck!

Spoiler: IT'S GOOFY TIME!~

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Yeeeah, I think I'm gonna avoid this one. There's only so much creepiness I can handle and this guy's way past my limit.

 

[Do You Realize]

Going on a Disney cruise next week. Thanks for that, guys.

 

[Bugaboo]

How does he breathe with that prosthetic nose?

 

[getoffmylawn]

Spoiler

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Not Goofy, but almost as disturbing.

 

[cumrobbery]

What the fuck

 

[tomgirl4life]

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Bet he's anti-GamerGate too.

 

[Xarpho]

 

[Super Collie]

He looks like a horrible parallel universe version of Aphex Twin's Windowlicker video.

How does he breathe with that prosthetic nose?

He probably already breathes with his mouth, so no harm no foul.