Horrorcow Samuel Catnipnik - Horrifying Deviant Goofy Cosplayer

[Operator Kyoko Sakura]

Wow, facebook? I'm interested to hear the full story on this.

I wish I had the snapshots, but he posted something on a page I liked (not telling which one, it was months ago and I'd be powerleveling, lulz).

So anyway, he posted some pictures to a page on FB, at first it seemed pretty weird, but then people soon realized that the same picture you have up front he had for his FB profile picture.

As soon as they found out, they started calling him creepy and said "OMG this is cringe channel material", he didn't really panic too much, he actually stayed pretty calm, he tried to be civil about it, and was for a little bit, eventually, he just wasn't seen ever again on the page (nor was he very active on the page to begin with), but it was pretty interesting seeing him keep calm as people left all sorts of remarks towards him.

At least it seems he has pretty thick skin, unlike some other infamous lolcows like Chris, Phil, Kat, or Vade.

 

[bearycool]

@getoffmylawn he responded to your questions by the way:

 

[DrChristianTroy]

All I saw was the initial Goofy pic and god damn is that shit frightening. Skip to the end and he has that dead, soulless clown mask. Just... ew.

 

[JU 199]

 

[bearycool]

Goodness, I've never seen so much suffering in one post.

 

[ahavayeshana]

What the ever loving fuck? Thanks for the nightmare material.

All joking aside, I have to be honest--I have never understood the fetishization of children's cartoon characters. Forgive me for sounding like an ignorant prude, but it's just something that's always flown straight over my head.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

He has a clown costume.

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Kill it! Kill it with fire!

Sorry, while he seems to have a good head on his shoulders I fucking hate clowns.

 

[Apocalypso]

Ladies and gentlemen, spergs and autists, behold: I give you the sin of God-- Sammycatnipnik. Real name Samuel aka Dusky Sam the Human Goofy! Hyuck!

His real face:

No, really, this shit exists, and boy are you in for a horrifying experience.

Before you read on, you may want peruse this picture first:

Spoiler

Now then, onto to the real horrorcow material: this guy gets off on being "goofy". No, we mean it- this guy really, really, really loves Goofy. (link NSFW) And another! (also NSFW)
As for some content, this is the main /cow/ thread found on him. (Will archive all of this shit in a second.)

http://8ch.net/cow/res/69302.html

Likewise, here is his furaffinity account: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/duskysam/
Tumblr: http://sammycatnipnik.tumblr.com/
Xtube: http://www.xtube.com/user_videos.php?u=SammyCatnipnik
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLo...this_creepy_goofy_cosplayer_im_seeing_around/
The Duct Tape Dummy: http://sammycatnipnik.tumblr.com/post/79037928477/i-had-some-friends-over-yesterday-to-help-me

For your "enjoyment" we have some more images of him below:

Spoiler: you REALLY don't want to see this shit

props to @getoffmylawn for finding his real face, and a bunch of other shit that is found in this thread.

And to end, apparently he does rabbit cosplays too.

Spoiler

 

[getoffmylawn]

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

He has a clown costume.

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I never thought I would use a SJW term in my life, but I think I have been triggered.

 

[Apocalypso]

Sweet Jesus, why the fuck can't I get that Horrifying rate?

 

[Zvantastika]

Well, the guy reaction to this thread and the community in general is rather ok to me, he answers the questions honestly and without "IT'S MY LIFE YOU HATURZ OMG LEAVE ME ALONE11!!1!!2", that's very nice of him... of course, that doesn't makes any less creepy and weird what he does and to be sincere, I'm enjoying the reaction of other people to his shenanigans way more than what the guy himself comes up with.

Also, I refrain myself from rating "Horryfing" most of the posts in this thread because we all know they are or will be.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

He has a clown costume.

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How much do I have to donate for a Horrifying Rating again?

Either way, Walt Disney is turning in his grave.

Because this guy crawled right out of the deepest part of the uncanny valley.

 

[bearycool]

How much do I have to donate for a Horrifying Rating again?

20 bucks.

On topic again, he might he might be calm in his responses, but that makes it all the more disturbing to me.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

 

[Bluebird]

He has a clown costume.

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"I'll give you five chances to guess what I stuffed your family member's bodies into ."

Also, the Goof suit reminds me of Mike Myers from The Cat in the Hat movie.

 

[DN 420]

This guy doesn't act like a cow.

 

[Van Darkholme]

No sleep.

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

Needs less goof and more chimp.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

No. That's fine. I didn't want to sleep anyway.