Horrorcow Samuel Catnipnik - Horrifying Deviant Goofy Cosplayer

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balcolm said:
This guy doesn't act like a cow.
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He does in the sense that he shamelessly engages in "questionable" behavior and posts it for the world to see. I mean c'mon, you can be like Mister Roger's levels of nice but that doesn't make this shit any less horrifyingly creepy.

To his credit though, he does seem self-aware and overall pretty chill about this whole thing so kudos to him. Honestly I think he'll probably show up here (or 8chan or Reddit whatever) at some point and answer questions and be generally cool Padman style going by his tumblr. Maybe I'm just being optimistic I dunno.

P.S. If you're reading this Dusky (which I'm sure you are) and show up here, please for the love of god don't make your avatar that Goofy face since I usually browse Kiwi before I go to bed. pls and thank you <3
 
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I remember having this weird and uncomfortable feeling as a little kid whenever I saw clowns. To me, they just looked so strange and off-putting and I hated seeing them or being around one. It was kinda like fear. But not quite.

This... Whatever this is. It gives me the same kind of feeling. So thanks for that Samuel. Thanks a lot.

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Reddit Avenger said:
He does in the sense that he shamelessly engages in "questionable" behavior and posts it for the world to see. I mean c'mon, you can be like Mister Roger's levels of nice but that doesn't make this shit any less horrifyingly creepy.

To his credit though, he does seem self-aware and overall pretty chill about this whole thing so kudos to him. Honestly I think he'll probably show up here (or 8chan or Reddit whatever) at some point and answer questions and be generally cool Padman style going by his tumblr. Maybe I'm just being optimistic I dunno.

P.S. If you're reading this Dusky (which I'm sure you are) and show up here, please for the love of god don't make your avatar that Goofy face since I usually browse Kiwi before I go to bed. pls and thank you <3
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He may as well be a saint and only having a truly horryifing (but relative harmless) fetish while be normal otherwise... but man, WHY GOOFY, WHY?
 
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Oh boy just staring at this gives me the strangest feelings.
Now is it bad that I first thought of this guy while looking at the above image?
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I'll take my autistic ratings now for that comparison.
 
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MasterDisaster said:
Didn't think there was much wrong with him until I noticed the xtube link; I think it'd be best not to click it.
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I think I stop myself short due to the slow loading of the page to notice the subject line and backed out. Just seeing him in those boxers in one of the pics is enough.

Twilight Sparkle said:
No, but he does do porn.
Lots and lots of porn
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Odd really, he seemed like somebody who would be doing juggling tricks or silly slapstick comedy had it gone the other direction.

Kataomoi00 said:
No... No... There will never be a time to watch Goofy porn... I'm not brave nor insane enough to do that.... (:_(

Instead, I'll just say this: There's a reason why things like Goofy remain cartoons instead of live action... This is the reason.

It looks fucking creepy. :surprised:
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This is what happens when you take your obsessions too far. As a kid, I use to love watching those cartoons but never wanted to be him.

Do You Realize said:
As a costumer I can actually answer that! It is known as a duct-tape-dummy (that is the actual term, and run with that as you will, folks). It is a cheap and fast way to make a hyper-accurate sewing mannequin (Insert horrifying rating here) instead of having to pad out a storebought dummy with foam. The only thing I could think is, oh my god what is he going to make that it has to be that accurate? This explanation is probably the only 'sane' part of it.
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And ironically there are some Goofy cartoons where he doesn't have the black fur/skin look. You could've just cheated in not having to go that far.
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Credit where credit is due, that is the closest we'll see to a realistic Goofy and I never thought that Goofy of all things could be horrifying. I was wrong, thank you internet for ruining yet another childhood icon. :cryblood:

That outfit is a very strong contender for any "Most horrifying Costume" competition.
 
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Too Many Crooks said:
How much do I have to donate for a Horrifying Rating again?

Either way, Walt Disney is turning in his grave.

Because this guy crawled right out of the deepest part of the uncanny valley.
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I've been fairly certain that the antics of Disney spergs have had Walt spinning for so long now that he's supplying most of the power for Glendale, Burbank and Anaheim.
 
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Bones said:
'Ok i'll just check the farms before I go to sleep, Oh a new featured thread I wonder what it is.

Oh what fresh hell is this.'

I love you guys I really do but god fucking damnit.

Anyway back on topic. The Goofy Movie was one of my favourite movies as a kid and to see this guy and his...kinks is horrifying to say the least. The scary thing for me is that his costumes aren't even half assed he kinda puts effort into them
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Yeah, we discuss TGM around our house once in awhile. Last time it was "So Goofy has a son. Which means Goofy got laid. Who would FUCK GOOFY?!"

I guess now we know.
 
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Made the mistake of partially watching his first porn video... He gives a shitty BJ to some guy while they're both dressed as demons, that's creepy. What's worse is that he keeps stopping to say shit like "We are demons who love sucking cock." and "I want to taste your piss." with a lisp while looking right into the camera.
 
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Alright, Samuel, in the event you're browsing the thread, I'm just gonna get the obvious out of the way:

1) You actually act pretty nice and don't freak out when people call you weird. That's pretty great given the people we usually see here.

2) Your cosplay, while absolutely terrifying, admittedly looks like it took a lot of effort and, to be fair, it does resemble the given inspiration. I mean, it resembles it in a way that terrifies me, but credit where credit is due, you put work into it.

So I guess you have my respect for at least not freaking out over some Internet spergs here calling you weird. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be taking a gallon of brain bleach and sleeping with all the lights on.
 
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