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Standardized Profile said:
The irony is that Santa -- the real Saint Nicholas -- was a minority whose people were later ethnically cleansed from Asia Minor to make way for the Turkish ethnostate. And now his secular caricature is being ethnically cleansed to make way for ... whatever.

Imagine Mel Gibson making a movie about the Esther story and releasing it around Purim, but in this version of the story Esther is all the worst stereotypes of a Jewish woman. And so a Catholic-coded white gentile man takes Esther's place in the harem because Ahasuerus's wives have always been Jewish women and it's time for a change. So the whole idea of the dutiful young women saving her people from genocide, the spirit of perseverance and survival, is lost. The characters are still there, Ahasuerus and Haman and some dude dressed up like Esther, but they aren't doing any of the things that give the story meaning, a meaning that is still celebrated today even by people who don't particularly care about the politics of the Persian Empire or believe that the story actually happened. Mel defends this by saying most Jews are only cultural Jews and therefore Purim has no religious significance, so loosen up, it's just a joke, man.

Even actual white supremacists would find that tasteless.
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If someone came out with a show that made fun of Hannukah or Kwanzaa traditions like this makes fun of Christmas traditions we'd never hear the end of the outrage. Woke retards like Seth Rogen love to mock and attack others all day, ranting about how ignorant and dumb white people or Christians are, but the second any mockery's directed back at them, they cry about racism and bigotry. They'd love nothing more than a world where their opponents can't hit back.
 
BiggerChungus said:
If someone came out with a show that made fun of Hannukah or Kwanzaa traditions like this makes fun of Christmas traditions we'd never hear the end of the outrage. Woke retards like Seth Rogen love to mock and attack others all day, ranting about how ignorant and dumb white people or Christians are, but the second any mockery's directed back at them, they cry about racism and bigotry. They'd love nothing more than a world where their opponents can't hit back.
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I hope the next person that tries to rob Seth puts a few bullets in him as well. Maybe he'll come to the light and rethink his whole life (maybe devote himself to Christianity) give up pot and finally start becoming a funny comedian.

As for Sarah Silverman though, I know a few people in Hollywood that that think she'll be the perfect Anne Frank to be a cum dumpster. If you catch my drift.
 
ZaireNotTheCongo97 said:
Maybe he'll come to the light and rethink his whole life (maybe devote himself to Christianity)
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It speaks poorly of the state of my soul that my immediate reaction to this was, "We don't want him." I've become the bad guy in any number of parables.

As for Sarah Silverman though, I know a few people in Hollywood that that think she'll be the perfect Anne Frank to be a cum dumpster. If you catch my drift.
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I don't. Anne Frank porn? Silverman's not attractive enough to do porn.
 
Standardized Profile said:
It speaks poorly of the state of my soul that my immediate reaction to this was, "We don't want him." I've become the bad guy in any number of parables.


I don't. Anne Frank porn? Silverman's not attractive enough to do porn.
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You're right she is a little too old to be playing the part. Need someone that is about 18 to 21 to get the role. It's most likely because I just want to see Sarah leak a sextape or something while she's still got the MILF look.
 
anti SJW said:
So it will be as good as Kevin Smith's Masters of the Universe.
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In a way you can blame Rogan for Kevin Smith's MotU. When they did "Zach and Miri" apparently Smith was blown away that Rogan managed to be so "creative" while being high all the time. Which is why Kevin Smith is now a hopeless pothead. When he did "Cop Out" and whined about Bruce Willis being mean, apparently it was because Smith was getting high and not really directing his actors at all.

So yea, the reason "Clerks II" was the last good thing he ever did (or ever will do) is because of Seth the rotten elf corrupting his work ethic.
 
Kramer on the phone said:
I mean its some dumb christmas special, one of thousands that came out this year, i doubt critics would have the time to review this crap, irregardless his acting career has been in the shitter for half a decade now, remember those guys that created shows or produced them that inevitably would always have an acting role here or there on their IMDB. He's that guy now. So his terrible claymation show will be seen in the same nothingburger light as Michael Eisner's or Jeffrey Katzenberg's

i mean people were literally pointing that crap out a century ago when "comedian" was still called "vaudville"
if anything fuck the normies for not noramlizing that shit a century ago, imagine how much degeneracy we wouldn't have to deal with and how many women wouldn't be raped if we did that. Liza Minelli would just be some long-happily married housewife with 4 kids, and a few grandkids.
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Lots of Christmas specials have reviews on RT, and if this was (((important))) enough to get a trailer, then it's (((important))) enough to get reviewed.
 
Montalbane said:
Just have neo-nazis make a Hannukkah special.
No really do it, it could actually be fun.
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Okay, hear me out. Seth Rogan plays a local politician in Germany that joins the National Socialist Party as he thinks it would be a ride to easy money and legal weed. Only too late does he realize the plans they have for the Jewish people. Rogan and his friends, including the recently turned pothead Himmler must save Hanukkah and the Jews from the worst camping experience in all of history.

It's called Lit.
 
Starscreams Cape said:
In a way you can blame Rogan for Kevin Smith's MotU. When they did "Zach and Miri" apparently Smith was blown away that Rogan managed to be so "creative" while being high all the time. Which is why Kevin Smith is now a hopeless pothead. When he did "Cop Out" and whined about Bruce Willis being mean, apparently it was because Smith was getting high and not really directing his actors at all.

So yea, the reason "Clerks II" was the last good thing he ever did (or ever will do) is because of Seth the rotten elf corrupting his work ethic.
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This is why America will not legalize pot on a federal level. Because do you want to have a nation of citizens that are badoofed 24/7 since this is going to be the end product.

This country is stupid enough we don't need any more products that are going to keep remedializing IQs to all time lows.

Pot was good back when it was organically potent with a natural high like in the '60s and '70s. Nowadays they put so much crap in the bud that you pretty much could be smoking some period stain diaper grounded up with spunk for all you know.

Also have you noticed that most states that have legalized it are a bunch of libcuck runned shitholes opposed to states that still have it criminalize? Sorry to go off topic here.
 
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ZaireNotTheCongo97 said:
This is why America will not legalize pot on a federal level. Because do you want to have a nation of citizens that are badoofed 24/7 since this is going to be the end product.

This country is stupid enough we don't need any more products that are going to keep remedializing IQs to all time lows.

Pot was good back when it was organically potent with a natural high like in the '60s and '70s. Nowadays they put so much crap in the bud that you pretty much could be smoking some period stain diaper grounded up with spunk for all you know.

Also have you noticed that most states that have legalized it are a bunch of libcuck runned shitholes opposed to states that still have it criminalize? Sorry to go off topic here.
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Do you really believe that the US government doesn't want to make its citizens even dumber than they already currently are? I wouldn't be surprised at all if Biden shits out some executive order legalizing pot on a federal level, if only to raise his rapidly dropping popularity level before the next election.
 
UnKillShredDur said:
Do you really believe that the US government doesn't want to make its citizens even dumber than they already currently are? I wouldn't be surprised at all if Biden shits out some executive order legalizing pot on a federal level, if only to raise his rapidly dropping popularity level before the next election.
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Legalizing weed would make Monsanto and the Cartels unstoppable and import more illegal migrant labor.
 
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