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"It's not disrespectful when we do it to you, goy."

Holy shit, I'm getting tired of the woke crowd and Hollywood shitting on anything that brings joy.

"Oh, you think Santa brings presents? No! It's your dad!"

"We need to make Santa black, despite the fact that it's based on a real person!"
"We need to make Santa gay, even though he has a wife and was based on a real person!"

They really don't give a shit any more. They just want to kill whatever other (white, straight) people enjoy and wear the skin to dance around in it.

Then they don't get why people get pissed off.

You remember the tale of the Aztec priests that skinned a king's daughter then came out and danced around wearing her skin and how the Aztecs were totally shocked that it led to war?

And the sheer entitlement of Sarah's character.

"I should be Santa BECAUSE I WANT IT! I WANT IT! NOW NOW NOW NOW GIVE IT TO ME WHY AREN'T YOU GIVING IT TO ME?"

Bring back fucking bullying, because Seth Rogan should be terrified he's going to get a wedgie whenever he leaves his house and Sarah Shecklestien should be afraid of people pointing at her and calling her fat.
 
Yuuichirou Kumada said:
Cool it with the anti-elfish remarks.

In all seriousness, I now wait for the usual suspects to wax praise, polish this turd, and insult all the naysayers.
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If it was an Oscar bait type of movie I can see that, but critics tend to be more snobbish when it comes to raunchy comedies. But we'll wait and see

Jet Fuel Johnny said:
"It's not disrespectful when we do it to you, goy."

Holy shit, I'm getting tired of the woke crowd and Hollywood shitting on anything that brings joy.

"Oh, you think Santa brings presents? No! It's your dad!"

"We need to make Santa black, despite the fact that it's based on a real person!"
"We need to make Santa gay, even though he has a wife and was based on a real person!"

They really don't give a shit any more. They just want to kill whatever other (white, straight) people enjoy and wear the skin to dance around in it.

Then they don't get why people get pissed off.

You remember the tale of the Aztec priests that skinned a king's daughter then came out and danced around wearing her skin and how the Aztecs were totally shocked that it led to war?

And the sheer entitlement of Sarah's character.

"I should be Santa BECAUSE I WANT IT! I WANT IT! NOW NOW NOW NOW GIVE IT TO ME WHY AREN'T YOU GIVING IT TO ME?"

Bring back fucking bullying, because Seth Rogan should be terrified he's going to get a wedgie whenever he leaves his house and Sarah Shecklestien should be afraid of people pointing at her and calling her fat.
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The funny thing is that the premise of someone else that does not necessarily look like Santa becomes Santa can work and usually it's done to highlight how anyone can have that goodness in them. This movie fails at that since the elf bitch wants to become Santa because "REEEEEEEEEEEEEE I SHOULD HAVE THE CREDIT AND NOT THIS OLD WHITE MALE!" rather than having a kindred spirit.

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Not surprised since some people were being too on the nose
 
Doctor of Autism said:
The funny thing is that the premise of someone else that does not necessarily look like Santa becomes Santa can work and usually it's done to highlight how anyone can have that goodness in them. This movie fails at that since the elf bitch wants to become Santa because "REEEEEEEEEEEEEE I SHOULD HAVE THE CREDIT AND NOT THIS OLD WHITE MALE!" rather than having a kindred spirit.
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There's this Christmas special called "How Murray Saved Christmas" that handles the idea much better. While Santa ends up something of a punching bag throughout the movie, the actual incident that puts him out of commission is purely an accident, and the title character has a similar crabbiness, but rather than being commended for it, it's presented as for character flaw it is, a result of his past as the mascot of Milkman Day, which fell out of favor for obvious reasons, and his character arc has him regaining the joy he once had. From what I've seen of this movie, it's the opposite, and it just comes off as propaganda.
 
Fat Tub of Lard said:
There's this Christmas special called "How Murray Saved Christmas" that handles the idea much better. While Santa ends up something of a punching bag throughout the movie, the actual incident that puts him out of commission is purely an accident, and the title character has a similar crabbiness, but rather than being commended for it, it's presented as for character flaw it is, a result of his past as the mascot of Milkman Day, which fell out of favor for obvious reasons, and his character arc has him regaining the joy he once had. From what I've seen of this movie, it's the opposite, and it just comes off as propaganda.
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Yeah there are many other movies and stories that handle someone else becoming Santa much better. This is just super entitled and tries to be about elf bitch putting that out of touch old white man in his place
 
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The Gangster Computer said:
Not big surprise.


I just hope most average joes have figured out by now that there are apps to restore dislikes.
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People have been spreading it on Twitter and stuff, so I’m sure a lot of people know.

Also, we have two threads on this show now since the other one got moved from Happenigs. Should they be merged or something?
 
Why is Seth so upset? I've had like 10 negative comments on one of my videos. Didn't anyone tell him that having negative comments is just a normal part about having videos on YouTube?
 
"Good news sir, more American kids believe in you than vaccines or the holocaust.
That's great! I mean, disheartening for America but great for us. "

I can tell they're trying to say... Something here, but fuck me I could not tell you what it is.

In the context of this film, in the very same scene in fact, Santa is shown to be real and a well-known celebrity of some sort.
The only kids, American or otherwise, who *didn't* believe in him would be demonstrably wrong.
 
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