Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

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CyrusKissFanClub said:
I'm afraid I have to disagree. Sean can elicit a visceral disgust like no other lolcow. I think others here share this opinion. There certainly are other morbidly obese lolcows, but Sean's obesity makes him look non-human. His head has become almost spherical and is connected directly with his torso, without a neck. His body looks like a blob that doesn't contain bones. This is why Sean is referred to as "slug" in his thread. He is like some experimental oleaginous or gelatinous hybrid human. His hair starts at the back of his head. It hangs down behind his head like a shower curtain (and he tries to hide this with his extra-wide headband). His teeth are decaying and unaligned. Then we have his voice which is like a stereotypical male nerd, something which we only tend to hear in movies mocking nerds. Sean has no female features, and he also lacks some human traits. He also has a lazy eye. He acts condescending and superior even though he was sacked from a comfortable position in an economics faculty (he doesn't have a Ph.D. and wasn't even an associate professor, he most likely was a lecturer's aid or tutor).

When he tweets about sex, nausea increases because it momentarily makes you think about Sean naked. It is like trying not to think of the pink elephant. You will, even though you don't want to.

Adding more to the horror is the state of his apartment and specifically the filth on his rice cooker, which I assume he uses. Yuck! To add to the visceral disgust he evokes, he tweets about having diarrhea. Another image you don't want in your head is Sean shitting. I'll hazard a guess to suggest there may be a connection between the unhygienic kitchenware and diarrhea. But why even tweet about having the runs? Is that of interest to anyone? On trans day of visibility, he tweeted an image of his moobs, something else I didn't need to see. They didn't look anything like female breasts. They looked like advanced gynecomastia with a tuberous shape. Another disgusting thing that Sean inflicted upon Twitter users.

Within the context of all of the above, he claims he has a queue of men who want to have sex with him and has had sex with many "young lesbians." That is the cherry on top of Sean's shit pie.

His value as a lolcow is that he is comedically ugly. He provides visceral revulsion and laughter because his negative traits--and he only has negative features--are amplified to the level of a caricature. But he is a real person. If Sean were a character in a book/movie/sitcom, his creator would be deemed talented. I have in mind the "ugly comedies" from Britain that were popular 20 years ago, specifically Little Britain and League of Gentlemen.

Sean has attempted to get closer to the beautiful Kevina Gibes, but it appears that Kevina has a standard, and Sean falls below that standard. (See https://twitter.com/search?q=to:transsalamander from:sapphixy&src=typed_query&f=top). Sean doesn't get an invite to the Tranch. Imagine being rejected by Kevin Gibes.
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Remember, at some point, an actual woman walked down the aisle to marry this slug.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
That’s why I follow this thread. It’s just entertaining to watch this guy who looks and sounds the nerd from a 90s comedy pretending he’s this super-hot, super-confident lipstick lesbian. Boasting of all the stunners he’s bedding using language straight out of the male-aimed lesbian porn he actually spends his evenings with.
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I do like that it is a pretty light hearted thread and the things this dude has the audacity to say are pretty hilarious
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
That’s why I follow this thread. It’s just entertaining to watch this guy who looks and sounds the nerd from a 90s comedy pretending he’s this super-hot, super-confident lipstick lesbian. Boasting of all the stunners he’s bedding using language straight out of the male-aimed lesbian porn he actually spends his evenings with.
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CyrusKissFanClub said:
I'm afraid I have to disagree. Sean can elicit a visceral disgust like no other lolcow. I think others here share this opinion. There certainly are other morbidly obese lolcows, but Sean's obesity makes him look non-human. His head has become almost spherical and is connected directly with his torso, without a neck. His body looks like a blob that doesn't contain bones. This is why Sean is referred to as "slug" in his thread. He is like some experimental oleaginous or gelatinous hybrid human. His hair starts at the back of his head. It hangs down behind his head like a shower curtain (and he tries to hide this with his extra-wide headband). His teeth are decaying and unaligned. Then we have his voice which is like a stereotypical male nerd, something which we only tend to hear in movies mocking nerds. Sean has no female features, and he also lacks some human traits.
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The true appeal of this thread lies in the fact that BOTH of these positions are simultaneously true.
 
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Welp, he's dead again:
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Rare I get to say this, but Sean is absolutely correct:
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Idiots on the internet rediscover how bulk textbook purchasing by states works yet again:
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"I love having sex with cute girls"
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"I deserve to give head"
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"I don't see myself as less than 100% feminine"
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Story about his coworkers baby again:
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When he talks about how he and most of his friends and acquaintances have threads here ... I wonder who he thinks is his friend? Aside from the usual 'troons and narcs don't have friends, they have allies' aspect of it, are any of them real life friends, or are they all just people he interacts with on Twitter? There's been the odd photo of Sean being buddy-buddy with people, but we generally have no idea who they are and they don't crop up again, to my knowledge. But as usual with troons like Sean - mostly housebound obese beggars - I also reckon a number of people who he thinks of as a friend would be quite surprised to find that out.

I'm pretty sure Sean, like a lot of troons, feels like the real him only exists online. Which is both understandable when you're as repugnant as he is, but also incredibly pathetic. I'd say 'sad', but that would require having any sympathy for him. I've known people with severe disabilities who have felt like they had more of a life online than they could have in the real world, but Sean's biggest disability is his wretched personality, one of the many problems in his life he sees no reason to work on.
 
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CyrusKissFanClub said:
I'm afraid I have to disagree. Sean can elicit a visceral disgust like no other lolcow.
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I generally agree with everything you said, but I kind of disagree here. Sean might be the ugliest person I've ever seen, but something about the whole is too comical to even be disgusted by. Like he doesn't even make it to the uncanny valley, he just seems like a cartoon. A John K. type cartoon with exaggerated gross traits that shock you into laughter.
 
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Maybe Sean is applying for jobs?
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I'm sure pronouns in the cover letter raise some red flags and an then a quick search on social media.

URGENT! Sean needs to feed!
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So Sean pays $17 for insurance? I don't understand why he keeps posting these screens. I would think that an economist would understand that when you spend money you don't have you end up with a negative balance.
 
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JY's Tampon said:
Maybe Sean is applying for jobs?
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I'm sure pronouns in the cover letter raise some red flags and an then a quick search on social media.

URGENT! Sean needs to feed!
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So Sean pays $17 for insurance? I don't understand why he keeps posting these screens. I would think that an economist would understand that when you spend money you don't have you end up with a negative balance.
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I’m honestly surprised that he can fit into a car.
 
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Karellen said:
Three and a half years of unemployment and begging later, Sean realizes maybe he should someday do something about it. Probably.
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Well if he's contemplating options and also lives a life just filled with hot lesbians throwing themselves under his pseudopod constantly, than surely he could make bank in prostitution, no?
 
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