Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

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"homo across the board"

"we were read as a heterosexual couple"

Because you were slug. You are heterosexual across the board and always have been.
Um excuse me sweatie? Slugs are hermaphroditic therefore I'm kinda sure they're also pansexual? I mean they must be?
Take your bullshit comphet bigotry elsewhere before I report your ass for trans- and panphobic HATE CRIMES, thank you.
 
Here we go...
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the biggest ask yet.
 
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the biggest ask yet.
two days
four k

the question is: CAN HE DO IT??

many have called Sean the Michael Jordan of troon ebeggars, but here we see he's set himself his toughest challenge yet. bear in mind that not only is sean eyeless-cavefish white, a significant disadvantage in any begalympics, but he's also so absofuckinglutely disgusting to look at that his mere visage makes normal people feel sick. so if he's going to crush this latest supreme ebeg challenge, it's not gonna be via cute selfies or pandering to white guilt. Sean is going to have to lean hard on what brung him to the table: shameless lying and frantic junkie relentlessness.
 
Can you imagine if a cis dude talked like this? “Lesbians secretly want the D, but obviously I’m so good at sex that they want all of me… ladies.”
I think perhaps his autism caused him to mistake basic friendliness for flirting. I just find it so bizarre that he keeps pushing this narrative that he’s irresistible to women. Dude, we know what you look like. He doesn’t even have the personality to compensate for his grossness.

 
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Like anyone facing eviction / homelessness, Sean is doing everything he can to let people know where the term Viking comes from and to brag about he’s drowning in autistic lesbian pussy.

ETA: I need income. No not a job I need YOUR money.
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Why would anyone donate to his GoFundMe when it still says he's going to get evicted on October 29th?

Anyway, he's mad at a Representative from New York for being accurate:
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Fat habitual e-beggar waste of skin calls moderate Democratic Party representative "useless fuckstick".
Oh Seanie.
 
Checked in to see if Sean needed any help moving since he's been evicted but nope, no updates on that despite the deadline being May 3rd. He's got important things on his mind:
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Now, was this before or after his racist phase? It would be instructive to know. It’s a shame that his distaste for toxic masculinity didn’t extend to not beating his wife.
 
"I figured out that as long as I left my hair down ... I wouldn't get misgendered"
lmao @ sean talking about his fashion choices... how often do we think sean even leaves his apartment? maybe once a week? only for doctor appointments?

this obese wifebeater couldn't be bothered to travel an hour to visit his dying father (his "bud") or attend the funeral services, so it's hard to imagine what could get him out of bed anymore.

all those tiktoks he recorded lying flat on his back in bed were very revealing as to what his actual lifestyle is, day-to-day.
 
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