Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

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Three and a half years of unemployment and begging later, Sean realizes maybe he should someday do something about it. Probably.
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I guess people finally got sick of paying out every single week. I wish I believed him about becoming homeless.
Onlyfans-arc beginning?
I would imagine the difficult part would be figuring out which part of his body you were looking at.
 
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Whenever I feel down, I just remind myself that I could be Sean. Then I instantly feel better.
Sometimes when I have the womps I think of what Slugrenity Dee looks like and I find it impossibly funny. Seriously, I could never hate this cow. I get so much joy from a person who overshares, looks like that, and is utterly self confident and deluded anyway.
 
Definitely for real absolutely getting evicted so goddammit #transcrowdfund ITS TIME TO PAY UP
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So he gained $800 but needs $2k for rent. Another $500? for meds, groceries, blah, blah, and whatever his electric bill is. I'm shocked he hasn't thrown in his phone or internet, but without that he can't coom. What a dilemma..

This is the most productive thing Sean has done in years.
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Easy, tell people that you are the producer of a popular meal kit service and show them pictures of your kitchen and yourself for good measure. They'll never order another kit again.
 
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