Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

[Tragi-Chan]

Sorry, he’s talking about giving sex advice to “baby lesbians?” So, not only a racist, wife-beating coomer, but a pedo sexual predator as well. Good thing he gives off such obvious sex pest vibes that no teenage girls would go near him.

 

[JY's Tampon]

So Kim Kardashian has been making douchey posts about quarantining her inner circle for two weeks then taking them all on a trip to a private island. I’m not a fan of the Kardashians or their “struggles” but Sean has some balls calling them leeches.

 

[Wallace]

So Kim Kardashian has been making douchey posts about quarantining her inner circle for two weeks then taking them all on a trip to a private island. I’m not a fan of the Kardashians or their “struggles” but Sean has some balls calling them leeches.
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Reminds me of a meme I once saw. It was just a picture of Kim Kardashian with the caption: "She has more money in her purse than you will ever have in your entire life. Enjoy going to work Monday morning."

Kim's not a leech, Sean. She's a whore.

 

[TurdEthics]

Reminds me of a meme I once saw. It was just a picture of Kim Kardashian with the caption: "She has more money in her purse than you will ever have in your entire life. Enjoy going to work Monday morning."

Kim's not a leech, Sean. She's a whore.

A whore that he's mad that he'll never be able to afford.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Fat creep is disappointed that there is no vagine in lesbian movie.

https://archive.is/5fAh0

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Fat creep is disappointed that there is no vagine in lesbian movie.
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He should put in a complaint to Amazon. And include a photo of himself looking disappointed.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Here's a new angle. He claims to have a deal with his landlord.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Here's a new angle. He claims to have a deal with his landlord.
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I can help. Stop paying for all those streaming services you keep talking about and save money. You’re welcome.

 

[Constellationzero]

All I have to give are bootstraps. Across his Moon Pie face.

 

[Trombonista]

I can help. Stop stuffing your face, fatty. You’re welcome.

FTFY

 

[Kosher Salt]

As long as we're being , he could save even more money by doing a flip.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

As long as we're being , he could save even more money by doing a flip.

"Look ma, a flying whale!"
Please think of the poor SOBs who'd have to clean his landwhale carcass up from the cracked pavement and who'd have to repair that cracked pavement afterwards.

 

[JY's Tampon]

hurry! I’m sure all those employers are trying to contact him.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

hurry! I’m sure all those employers are trying to contact him.
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Start an Onlyfans. All those hot lesbians lusting after him will make him a millionaire overnight.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Oh now it’s the insurance and electric bill angle. All within a week of the phone bill.

UPDATE 11/20

He's begged for $1950 total this month.

 

[Cool Spot]

"Look ma, a flying whale!"
Please think of the poor SOBs who'd have to clean his landwhale carcass up from the cracked pavement and who'd have to repair that cracked pavement afterwards.

I don't think anyone would be able to get the stink out.

 

[TurdEthics]

Maybe I should just become a lardass, put on a dress, & creep on women on Twitter to have people just give me money every month...

Nah.

 

[lecher]

What kind of lesbian is into pickle sushi??


As long as you don't get evicted


Cow crossover with Kevvie


Besides pigging out on pizza and flirting with cute trans girls, Sean exercises his masturbautism by doing detailed recaps of Farscape episodes.
They're incredibly dull and go on forever. If you think you've met blathering bores before, you haven't met Sean.
He's been at this thread for almost a week and shows no signs of stopping:

https://twitter.com/sapphixy/status/1329994661063241728
https://archive.md/wip/YXXdv


Sometimes Sean is so caught up in this important work he almost forgets to take a break!


Audience reception has so far been muted

Spoiler: zero likes

 

[JY's Tampon]

Yes, while putting cheese on overcooked salmon is gross lets not forget that Sean has e-begged for $1950 this month alone.

Also I could not imagine what a strip the sized of his monster gourd costs.

 

[AnOminous]

Also I could not imagine what a strip the sized of his monster gourd costs.

The guy criticizing other people's dietary choices who just claimed he ate a steak the size of this monstrosity of a head.