Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

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What kind of lesbian is into pickle sushi??
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As long as you don't get evicted
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Cow crossover with Kevvie
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Besides pigging out on pizza and flirting with cute trans girls, Sean exercises his masturbautism by doing detailed recaps of Farscape episodes.
They're incredibly dull and go on forever. If you think you've met blathering bores before, you haven't met Sean.
He's been at this thread for almost a week and shows no signs of stopping:

https://twitter.com/sapphixy/status/1329994661063241728
https://archive.md/wip/YXXdv
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Sometimes Sean is so caught up in this important work he almost forgets to take a break!
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Audience reception has so far been muted
"Look ma, a flying whale!"
Please think of the poor SOBs who'd have to clean his landwhale carcass up from the cracked pavement and who'd have to repair that cracked pavement afterwards.
The pickle Sushi sounds wretched, and totally Midwestern, I thought he was a sophisticated Urban lesbian?

Also: isn't there a passage in The Hitchhiker's Guide Series where are they're inside of a giant hole made in the ground by the carcass of a falling whale? I'm imagining something like that involved with the cleanup.
 
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If it helps, he already comes across as a creepy predator. HOT TIP: Don’t describe your friends as “much younger, very attractive.” It makes your thirst kind of obvious.
People who would benefit from such advice don't read it, and even if they did, they would disregard it.
People who actually read such advice usually don't need it.
Sean can't not be a creepy e-beggar.
 
As if this fat faggots begging wasn't enough he's been writing fan fiction or something on his Twitter one line at a time. It gets no likes, no replies, nothing, but he shits out like Googleshngs worth of it.

Then there's him live tweeting everything he watches seemingly:
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He has 551,600 tweets! How he makes any money is baffling.
 
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