Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

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Levitate?

Something spooky, or merely some sexual terminology I somehow missed along the way?
 
Levitate?

Something spooky, or merely some sexual terminology I somehow missed along the way?
They're so relieved Seanie-boy finally got off them and won't devour them either they have springs in their steps. And they're flying to safety.
Kidding. Old miss sea-cow head ain't getting any. He's fat and repulsive and not even whores would fuck him.
 
Given his strange definition of the word "women", he could be talking about the prostates of his fellow trannies when he says "G-spot".
I don’t know, he doesn’t seem to participate in the troon community in the way other Rat Kings do. He doesn’t appear to be a closeted gay man like Toren or Zach and I’m not aware of him flirting with other troons. I think he’s entirely heterosexual.

I still think he’s bullshitting, though, He may have been married, but he knows nothing about women. I wouldn’t be surprised if most of his sexual experience comes from hookers and porn. I don’t believe he’s ever given a woman an orgasm.
 
I don’t know, he doesn’t seem to participate in the troon community in the way other Rat Kings do. He doesn’t appear to be a closeted gay man like Toren or Zach and I’m not aware of him flirting with other troons. I think he’s entirely heterosexual.

I still think he’s bullshitting, though, He may have been married, but he knows nothing about women. I wouldn’t be surprised if most of his sexual experience comes from hookers and porn. I don’t believe he’s ever given a woman an orgasm.
Yeah, he's straight. That's why he calls himself a "trans-lesbian". He only trooned out to avoid the responsibility of abusing his wife and failing at life in general.
 
They're so relieved Seanie-boy finally got off them and won't devour them either they have springs in their steps. And they're flying to safety.
Kidding. Old miss sea-cow head ain't getting any. He's fat and repulsive and not even whores would fuck him.

tbf it’s probably hookers
Seany boy is probably deluded enough to believe them when they tell him he’s the best sex they’ve ever had and they just came SO hard
 
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Let's recap December thus far.
12/6 $250 for phone
12/10 $150 for internet
12/15 $250 for Electric
12/15 $1250 for Rent

Why give to a reputable charity when you can pay fat wastes of space directly.
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May I humbly suggest that banks should cancel fat sacks of shit like this instead of going after useful services like PornHub.
 
I know he’s not getting the full amount each month but he has to be getting some to make his constant begging worth it, right?
A $250 phone bill? Maaaybe I could have fell for it last month when he begged for the same amount as it could have been past due. $250 electric bill for an apartment? $150 for internet? That better include cable but why since he has countless streaming services?
 
I know he’s not getting the full amount each month but he has to be getting some to make his constant begging worth it, right?
He used to advertise his gofundme, raising the amount every month by about $1,500, so about the amount of his rent: https://www.gofundme.com/f/surviving-sudden-unemployment (archive)
He stopped doing that a couple of months ago, perhaps because it shows just how much money he's managed to rake in, or perhaps because the "sudden unemployment" bullshit wears thin after two years and counting.
The gofundme was created October 2, 2018 and just from there he's gotten $17,802.
 
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