Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

Tragi-Chan said:
It’s so cynical. “I lost my job, probably because the HR rep was a white supremacist and my boss was unsympathetic towards mental illness.” No HR rep in America is going to tell someone not to make white people feel uncomfortable.
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If you notice, they never qualify it with a 'probably'. It's always just a stated fact - they were discriminated against, they dindu nuffin, it was everyone's fault but their own and if they have to cop to any bad behaviour it's all because of their mental illnesses/physical disabilities/persecuted identities, and they can't be held responsible for any of it, no matter how terrible. It's astounding by now incredibly predictable the amount of shitty behaviour assholes expect to have excused while never giving the benefit of the doubt to anyone else. There's countless examples, but I'm reminded specifically that Kyle/Katelyn Burns briefly apologised once for a months-long attempt to destroy reputations because 'I was in a bad place', while never doing a thing to try and undo any of the lies he spread, just expecting his targets to accept it and forgive him.

Also, I always love it when it's someone as white as Sean virtue-signaling so hard about race. 'I was most certainly canned because I was fighting racism! I'm one of the good ones! Don't you just hate white people? Couldn't be me!'

Wooden Spoon said:
What an amusing cow, almost like a mixture of Lou Gagliardi without the ongoing furry crisis and Rabbie Davis with the hilarious begging sperging. Does he have a life threatening illness that prevents him from working too?
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Yup, same as Lou - being a fat, lazy troon. Probably Type II diabetic as well - he's certainly enough of a fattened slug. I'd say Sean needs his own personal corust to tally his lies in a non-KF format, but last time someone called him out he just said they were being creepy. Because apparently it's creepy to remember someone's previous alarmist tweets and realise they're clearly bullshitting.

Not to worry, though. Like Lou, Sean undoubtedly gets a mere fraction of the amounts he begs for an has a secret income, likely a tugboat, that he just doesn't want to dip into. Also like Lou, he clearly spends any money he does get on consuming and sexual gratification, mostly because Sean revels in being a degenerate coomer but with troon armour. Unlike Lou, who pretends to be asexual and therefore is unashamedly a virgin, Sean's lesbian fantasies are described in detail - and as if they were real, or at least not paid for.
 
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to those of you who claim Sean does nothing I give you A Fistful of Dollars #sapphixywatches:
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AirdropShitposts said:
to those of you who claim Sean does nothing I give you A Fistful of Dollars #sapphixywatches:
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#sapphixywatches [For] A Fistful of Dollars
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Does he expect to get paid for that commentary? What is anyone supposed to get from his comments, they're either lame trivia that everyone knows or they're on the level of what you'd expect from a dull 12-year-old.
 
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nets_awesome said:
Sean missed his deadline
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But really the more important thing is don’t make fun of my consooomer behavior
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Interesting. He was down to $1000 as of the yesterday.
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Now he needs an additional $1300 for filing costs?????? I think he's just throwing out words at this point.

A sucker is born every day.
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Hey Stephonee, the slug doesn't care and won't read your shit. Just give him money.
 
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Fucking hell. If you’re dumb enough to believe this Jabba-looking motherfucker, you deserve to be ripped off.

So let’s see. Mr Blobby needed $1,000, that was his rent. He failed to make that, so for some reason his landlord demanded $2,300. Why would he demand $2,300 in a week when Fatty couldn’t raise less than half that? Who knows, he’s a landlord and you know how landlords can just do whatever they want regardless of the law. And now the boneless wonder is being charged even more. That’s not how any of this works.

What even are these “filing costs?” Filing for eviction? Is Tubby claiming he’s being asked to pay his own eviction fees?
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Fucking hell. If you’re dumb enough to believe this Jabba-looking motherfucker, you deserve to be ripped off.

So let’s see. Mr Blobby needed $1,000, that was his rent. He failed to make that, so for some reason his landlord demanded $2,300. Why would he demand $2,300 in a week when Fatty couldn’t raise less than half that? Who knows, he’s a landlord and you know how landlords can just do whatever they want regardless of the law. And now the boneless wonder is being charged even more. That’s not how any of this works.

What even are these “filing costs?” Filing for eviction? Is Tubby claiming he’s being asked to pay his own eviction fees?
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He's appealing to troons who a) are stupid enough to think that a spinny skirt makes you a real girl and b) are appallingly bad with money. None of it has to make actual sense. It just has to make sense to troons because their poor impulse control makes it likely they will donate a few bucks before they can rationally think about how stupid his grift is. And once they've done it, the troon ability to bury any truth lest it lead to profound regret over being suckered into making bad life choices will kick in. There's literally no downside to taking money from gullible troons.

I've sometimes considered posing as a trans woman and grifting from them just for the lolz (and I could use some pocket cash) but I haven't yet found a way to repress my conscience enough to do it. It would be so much easier if the TERF starter set came with a super villain potion to turn you into an immoral, heartless bitch. JK Rowling needs to work on a new TERF spell or something.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Fucking hell. If you’re dumb enough to believe this Jabba-looking motherfucker, you deserve to be ripped off.

So let’s see. Mr Blobby needed $1,000, that was his rent. He failed to make that, so for some reason his landlord demanded $2,300. Why would he demand $2,300 in a week when Fatty couldn’t raise less than half that? Who knows, he’s a landlord and you know how landlords can just do whatever they want regardless of the law. And now the boneless wonder is being charged even more. That’s not how any of this works.

What even are these “filing costs?” Filing for eviction? Is Tubby claiming he’s being asked to pay his own eviction fees?
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I don't know he has so many lies going at once it's hard to keep things straight. As far as landlords go this isn't some retiree with a property or two. His complex is run by a huge housing corporation and they are strictly by the book.
 
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