Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

Do we know anything about the ex wife? I'm amazed someone married this useless slug
Sadly no. As for Seanie, "useless slug" doesn't do him any justice - he's an alleged award-winning health economist out of a job in a period when they should be in pretty fucking high demand.
 
I'm only a simple farmer from a backwoods asteroid, but it seems to me that the 29th October was last Friday.

Since the Slug NEVER says thank you, the only way we'll know he's still housed is when he starts the November grift.
He did. He says that November 10 is now the date and he now needs $3500
 
I wonder what's the over/under on it being drugs? hell needn't be heroin, I've seen stoners sell their possessions for weed, and it would explain how he's so oblivious to how shameless his begging comes across
Druggies that are on social media daily are usually at least engaging with stupid but entertaining paranoia theories; bruh just brags about boring shit no one would ever find impressive and thirsts after Super Lesbians.
 
Sean is so lazy he’s never bothered to change his name but is still pissed when health officials use it.
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Don’t worry Sean NOBODY thought you were a woman anyway.
 
Sean is so lazy he’s never bothered to change his name but is still pissed when health officials use it.
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Don’t worry Sean NOBODY thought you were a woman anyway.
So because Super Twink used the limp wrist of justice to embrace a pink haired Mx...

...somehow Jabba the Economist is in danger?
 
I am new to this cow. Don't worry, I will not ask you all for an entire thread run down (unless you want to give me one out of the kindness of your soul for some reason) and will eventually catch up on the whole thread. But one thing that cannot wait and that I need an answer now for is if the cause of the sheer number of neck-moles (and possibly torso moles) has been theorized into yet?
 
I am new to this cow. Don't worry, I will not ask you all for an entire thread run down (unless you want to give me one out of the kindness of your soul for some reason) and will eventually catch up on the whole thread. But one thing that cannot wait and that I need an answer now for is if the cause of the sheer number of neck-moles (and possibly torso moles) has been theorized into yet?
Not moles. Mold. Slug rarely moves. As good a theory as any.
 
I am new to this cow. Don't worry, I will not ask you all for an entire thread run down (unless you want to give me one out of the kindness of your soul for some reason) and will eventually catch up on the whole thread. But one thing that cannot wait and that I need an answer now for is if the cause of the sheer number of neck-moles (and possibly torso moles) has been theorized into yet?
I'd say moles and skin tags.
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Sean checks all the boxes.
 
I am new to this cow. Don't worry, I will not ask you all for an entire thread run down (unless you want to give me one out of the kindness of your soul for some reason) and will eventually catch up on the whole thread. But one thing that cannot wait and that I need an answer now for is if the cause of the sheer number of neck-moles (and possibly torso moles) has been theorized into yet?
The rundown: this person is incredibly boring and banal in every way but one: they shamelessly ebeg more than anyone I have ever seen in the history of the internet and feel completely entitled to do so.

The shocking and generally blobby appearance is merely gravy on the situation (both figuratively and literally).

There you go, you're all caught up.
 
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