Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

The rundown: this person is incredibly boring and banal in every way but one: they shamelessly ebeg more than anyone I have ever seen in the history of the internet and feel completely entitled to do so.

The shocking and generally blobby appearance is merely gravy on the situation (both figuratively and literally).

There you go, you're all caught up.
Also he thinks he’s a fully-inducted member of the Lesbian Club whereas in fact just look at him. So he’ll post coomer fantasies that he lifted from porn as if he has personal experience and whine about awful straight men coming on to women. That’s funny.
 
He must really owe some cam whores.
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Currently.
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It's always too much to ask that when these cry-wolf e-beggars finally have the problem they've been using to grift for years, that any of their followers notice that all of a sudden this life-threatening situation is somehow worse than every other time this same life-threatening situation has come up.

According to Sean, he's been on the brink of eviction for three years, every one of those a hard deadline that he has to meet (even as he begs for money for food, medicine, astronomical phone and internet bills, etc.) and only through the grace of the most tolerant landlord in existence has he managed to get away with staying in a place that costs him thousands of dollars a month. So this should be nothing out of the ordinary, except all of a sudden he's set up a GFM and has some suspiciously specific details to try and keep his comfortable, slug-like existence unchanged through, as always, the subsidy of gullible fuckwits online. None of whom seem to question for a second how this perpetually consooming and cooming slimetrail of a person lives a life of both such squalor and stress, but also such comfort and luxury.

His life as told online is primarily fictional. For example, I would like to see how he would spin it if someone offered him a well-paying job he was specifically qualified for, because there's no way he's been trying to get a job any way via whining on Twitter about it. I'm sure he'd just ignore or turn down the position while spinning a tale of deadnaming interviewers and just how hard it is for a True and Honest Lesbian to not get hit on while doing a job interview. I think one of the reasons his thread is so relatively small, though, isn't just that he's a pretty one-note slug, but that we don't have a lot of competing information to prove his lies. Something that really brings a thread to life is the truth running counter to a cow's narrative, and while we all know he's bullshitting because we have two braincells to rub together, there's not a lot of hard evidence other than common sense.

Sean resembles a lot of very unpleasant troon cows, but he needs a break out moment for his real horror to shine. Here's hoping the first potentially real homeless saga starts bringing the salt - which will be especially unpleasant for him.
 
"if there's one thing I need it's rent money, but in the meantime I can turn my brain off for a bit and watch attractive women"
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"transbians among ourselves are like 'filters what are those'"
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Burgeoning Mom fetish?
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"even when it's about real lesbians they're almost all conventionally attractive femmes"
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"I've been really wanting to date someone with gray in their hair"
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"Tinder, Bumble, all y'all: STOP SHOWING ME STRAIGHT WOMEN"
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"Cherokee ancestry"
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Slumber
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Just 24 hours before the rent is due and his go fund me sits at $1750. When faced with such a dilemma, the best thing is to play video games and talk about masturbation.

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ETA: go fund me isn’t fast enough I need it now now now now NOW! Also, how is it that he needed $3500 tomorrow, raised $1750 on go fund me but he needs $2300 by tomorrow? Something doesn’t add up. Is it the go fund me delays? But don’t worry he totally has interviews in between gaming and 2 am stew making
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Just 24 hours before the rent is due and his go fund me sits at $1750. When faced with such a dilemma, the best thing is to play video games and talk about masturbation.

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I mean an easy assumption would be that if a woman is masturbating she doesn't have a partner. Or maybe she just likes masturbating.

ETA: go fund me isn’t fast enough I need it now now now now NOW! Also, how is it that he needed $3500 tomorrow, raised $1750 on go fund me but he needs $2300 by tomorrow? Something doesn’t add up. Is it the go fund me delays? But don’t worry he totally has interviews in between gaming and 2 am stew making
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What does having interviews have to do with his imminent homelessness? (I know, I know, he's trying to fool newcomers into thinking this is a one time thing rather than a multiple years long scam.)
 
Wait. "The eviction has already been filed and ordered"? Dude, you're already dead. You can't just pay back months of rent and stop it. This was all supposed to have happened already, there's months of different kinds of notice, the whole entire court process, a hearing Sean would had to blow off rather than asking for a stay that's almost always granted (especially during COVID), the fact that North Carolina has a renters assistance program he's eligible for, etc.

He's lying. I mean, we already know he's lying but I'm just saying it directly for emphasis: he's lying.
 
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Thirteen hours until Sean "loses his housing" unless he can miraculously get another $1800 from twitter troons.
Does he ever tweet out a thank you to those people who donate to him? Not even calling them out by name -- just a generic "thank you for helping me out" kind of thing.

In the year of the troon, you have to be especially shitty to not get a job (assuming he is even telling the truth about looking for work which I highly doubt he is). When the President of the United States appoints a troon as the deputy secretary of HEALTH, you are no longer an oppressed class. There are lots of reasons why Sean can't get a job -- exactly none of them are because he is a troon. Fortunately, his fellow troons (or troon enablers) are too stupid to figure that out.
 
Question: can you deduct donations of this questionable sort from your taxes as charity? If so, the IRS should audit anyone who gives Sean a freakin' buffalo nickel.
A better question would be does social services know about Sean's fundraising scam? Surely that counts as income. If it doesn't, we need to update the rules to take into account the modern e-begging trend.
 
Question: can you deduct donations of this questionable sort from your taxes as charity? If so, the IRS should audit anyone who gives Sean a freakin' buffalo nickel.
Gifts to individuals are not deductible, they have to be to qualified organizations.
A better question would be does social services know about Sean's fundraising scam? Surely that counts as income. If it doesn't, we need to update the rules to take into account the modern e-begging trend.
This is one of the weird mysteries to me about him because he simply never mentions anything like this. Take my beloved Jake, for example, he's mentioned food stamps a few times. He's probably exaggerating grossly his necessary reliance on welfare benefits versus Mom but he acknowledges them. Sean doesn't. He simply begs. Claiming he can't afford groceries without donations he never indicates that he actually receives. He never complains about problems with his benefits or mentions that he's run past them or anything like this.

The whole rent saga is, as I've pointed out, something that (especially during COVID) would be solved as all of his claims of the amounts have fit within the NC renters assistance program. Something which landlords themselves can apply for to get paid, Sean doesn't even have to do anything necessarily!

We've noted before the strange way in which Sean never economizes, his phone bill being the most flatly absurd example he uses, but it applies to all his begging. He does nothing to get cheaper prescriptions even though there are many programs for this. He does nothing to lower his rent which most people without a stable income do incessantly. He hasn't chosen between his phone data plan and his internet, keeping both even though the latter should eliminate most of the need for the former since he stays at home all day. NONE of it adds up.

He's a major scammer of some kind and we're only seeing the public facing side of his scams. His Twitter scam almost seems like he just goes through the motions for it, content to collect a few bucks here and there. Until this recent GoFundMe thing anyway.
 
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