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Being asked "Do you want fries with that?" isn't a fucking interview!
Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse
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And I’ll bet that mirror has yet to be cleaned since.
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- Jan 17, 2018
'What, you dare question me?? What onerous proof would be enough for you - snapshots of my inbox? What a ridiculously time-consuming and difficult thing you ask for. Fortunately for me, just by saying I have application receipts I can pretend like I've actually showed you those receipts. Also, that's exactly the same as proving that I needed all those ridiculous sums of money as often as I begged for them, somehow. Just like claiming I could show you that I've been sending out applications for jobs is exactly the same as providing proof that I have no other form of income, all the money I beg for I get from random strangers who demand I never thank them, and that I never, ever spend the money on something other than the things I say they're for.'
I like how he's also lying - we all know you don't have a soul, Sean. It's not morals stopping you from making an oh-so-convincing 'bilk the chuds out of their money' YouTube channel, it's for many reasons - and the main one of course is pure sloth. It comes up on various troon e-grifter threads a fair bit, users thinking the same thing but from the other side, because according to people like Sean it's insanely profitable to be a creepy, porn-addicted troon who begs on Twitter for everything they have. The Farmers who mention it though usually don't pretend it's morality that's stopping them, it's that it would take time and effort surrounding yourself with the worst humanity has to offer to make it convincing and they have better things to do, or more importantly, other ways they make money that doesn't involve creating a fake persona and having it interact with the Rat King.
I mean, if I could fully automate it with bots and an anonymous PayPal so I didn't have to actually feign engagement and pretend to share the mindset of people like AmHole Gibes, Jake Alley and Sean here, I'd do it. But to actually get results you'd have to not just stare deep into the abyss, but actually get involved with it. I'd have to tap out the first time this gelatinous cube, or any of the abominable troons, fished for compliments on their looks; so many troons have a circle-jerk about how sexy they all are, and there are some lines I will not cross.
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I don’t think it’s unreasonable. It’s not like he’s asking for a few bucks to tide him over. He’s asking for thousands of dollars every single month. If I was donating hundreds of dollars to help a poor unfortunate in dire need, and their situation never seemed to get better or worse for three years, yeah, I’d start to wonder if I was being taken for a sucker.
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"I'd be rich if I wasn't such a principled and good person" kinda conflicts with lying about being on the verge of homelessness every month for years just to scrounge up cash from randoms online.
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Yes when I have a major vacancy for a skilled professional, what I love to do is leave it open for months on end between multiple interview rounds because that position is just so vital
fuck off sean, anyone who's ever been involved in hiring knows managers hate having to do it and look for any reason at all to streamline and make it quicker so they can start integrating the new hire into their team and get back to running smoothly
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Ah. There's the problem - skilled and professional. Both things that employers want (albeit as cheaply as possible) and things that Slug is incapable of doing now, if he ever was. Academia can be somewhat leisurely in filling vacancies, to be fair. But he's not going for an academic post - has neither the ability or the connections to be considered.
I'm half considering that these interviewers, if they are not entirely fictional, are yanking his chain as payback for having to talk to him for an hour.
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If he’s been applying for three years and not got anything at all, he must be a really fucking shit economist. Actually retarded.
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Specifically he's a public health economist of all fucking things. He's fucking lying if he claims he can't find work in public health during a fucking global pandemic.
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I dunno. Life would be a little more interesting (in the Chinese curse sense) if the Treasury responded to bad economic news with "*sigh. I'm so tired."
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Add that the public sector has diversity management programs so a lot of employers would love to hire a competent tranny to show off how diverse and open-minded they are. Either Sean isn't really trying to get work (and possibly already has some sort of tugboat) or the reason he got fired at his last work was such a blow up that his reputation precedes him before going to any interview.
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He was very coy about his termination despite tweeting out every other disgusting aspect of his life. All he mentioned was that he was fired for his mental health issues which is troonspeak for “I’m addicted to twitter and my employers actually want me to work instead”.
Also, it is a job seeker market. A lot of companies are hiring anyone who has a pulse at this point. It may not be health economist work but a steady paycheck is better than nothing. But it can’t be retail though:
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I don't think he's actually applying anywhere, but if he is, he clearly got blacklisted from economics (which isn't hard, since it's a small world). His old employer is well respected and with 7 years of experience he's qualified for senior researcher jobs even without a phd. But even if he got blacklisted in economics, he has the skills on paper to be a data analyst or data scientists just about anywhere. There's zero reason for him to be unemployed for so long, even with his horrible personality. Whatever he did to get fired must've been really bad.
I went back and had a look at his timeline from around then (September 25, 2018 is the big day), and he really is cagey about it. "Mental health conditions," and then he just goes right back to his usual dozens upon dozens of tweets about capeshit and transphobia and celebrity thirstposting. He's tweeted far, far more about the time he got fired from some nothing IT call center job.
If his account of the event is true -- that he was fired out of the blue first thing in the morning -- he must have found a way to crash land good and hard. Although I guess I can see Sean being dumb and self-absorbed enough to not notice when his bosses are working on a paper trail.
It occurs to me, the shop that fired him (RTI International) is very big wheel in his area. For all that the most likely explanation is still that he's lying, I can see him getting skunked at every turn trying to find a new job if they all call his previous employer and hear, "No, would not hire again."
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Honestly, I do think there's more to it than just being a lazy employee - it does feel like if he could possibly twist him being fired into his favour even vaguely he'd do it. Instead he's kept completely shut about it, so it makes me wonder what he'd done that was so bad - possibly harrassing / blowing up at a female employee would be my guess because of his own history. He then tries to blame it on his "mental health", just like he tried to blame his past abusive behavior on being a repressed transwoman. But no one's buying it this time around.
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Don't ignore the not quite unlikely possibility that he's not even applying at all.
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Oh, I'd bet it's both. He's not really applying (maybe once or twice in the last couple of years) and he did something deeply shitty to get himself fired from his last job. He'd already trooned out by then, right? Because that makes the potential shit he did to get fired and yet not get charged/make the papers skyrocket. Maybe he treated his workmates like his wife. Hell, maybe he stole.
Who knows, but it's not like he has the saving grace of a good personality and strong work ethic to fall back on. Even the most woke workplace would be glad to see the back of Sean, even if they patted themselves on the back and assured themselves the next diversity troon hire wouldn't be the same. But even if he was fired for seemingly no reason, as per his account, I'm sure not a single person was sad to see him waddle out of there.
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He probably needs to apply for random jobs to maintain government gibs. The award winning health economist can't find a job in a global pandemic. It's also worth noting that the area Sean lives in is literally called the Research Triangle.
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Is mobility impaired code for I got too fat to walk?