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Surely some actual lesbians must be a bit put off by this gargoyle invading their memes, no? But I guess they're all afraid of being branded terfs, so they keep quiet? I dunno if that's sad or hilarious.
Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse
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So that's how he's getting fatter! Smothers his whores to a pulp and then eats them!
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With the current focus of Sean's autism on some Gordon Ramsey show, I'd love to see him try to invade Ramey's Tik Tok feed, which is actually pretty entertaining. Ramsey's reaction would be priceless. A mix of utter confusion and physical disgust.
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This is actually sort of plausible when once considers that there is a Slug Fleshlight.
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fr... homie's got a tonsure
at first i was like "wow, for once he's not lying flat in bed!" ...but then i realized this dead-eyed creep is tiktok-ing from the toilet
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He looks like Karl Rove with that hairline.
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Sometimes it’s fun to dissect a cow’s lies. And sometimes it’s like, what’s the point?
But... that literally is the reason he gave for trooning out.
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fr... homie's got a tonsure
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Bitches hair starts at the near back of their damned head.
Stick to headbands gorl, or invest some of
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Sean has joined Chris in having a hairline worse than Benjamin Franklin. Is his endocrinologist memeing him, shouldn't oestrogen make his hair loss stop or even regrow?
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He's gradually learning. The sideways selfie angle somewhat hides his triple chin.
Dat hairline though, yikes.
Dat hairline though, yikes.
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Dammit #transcrowdfund how will Sean live without his access to phone sex?! You better fix this NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!
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I need I need I need. You need sneed you dweeb.
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What is it with troons and having Skulletsfr... homie's got a tonsure
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I don't think Seanie's ever going to invest in a decent wig - not when he could buy 5-10 bottles of Bulleit for the same amount of money. IMO he's going to take the Jimmy "Emmy Zje" Radich route instead and "rock that bald look".
Male pattern baldness paired with a chronic allergy to cosmetics, especially hair care.
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fr... homie's got a tonsure
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Matt Lucas trying to look gross is less gross than Sean trying to look sexy.
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I don't know why, but for some reason the fact that his exposed forehead is completely smooth and lacks any contours somehow makes me more uncomfortable than if it did somehow.
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sigh. Y--sigh.
deep breaths, Norman
You know, I actually feel kind of bad about following Sean on here from time to time. I try to only follow cows I consider malignant in some way, and Sean is mostly harmless. Yes, his constant begging is annoying, but I'm basically numb to it after a couple of years on KF, and he does seem to have spent some part of his life as a functional human being, which puts him way ahead of the likes of Lou Gags and Kevin. If I'm being honest, I really only follow him because he's one of the most physically repulsive people I've ever seen, and I can't get over the morbid fascination that inspires. It's a part of me I'm not really proud of, and I suppose if I were a better person I'd unsubscribe, but that's on me.
But then once in a while he does this really gross, really explicit hornyposting and it kind of makes me irrationally furious. I don't want to hear that from anyone, and yes I know I could always just not read this thread anymore, but I don't think anyone ought to post really gross explicit shit on a public Twitter account that's not a porn account. You could say it's just because I'm getting old, but I really think I would have been offended by this kind of thing at any age after adolescence. You could be the hottest person in the world and I still wouldn't want to fucking hear it. Keep it to yourself. That's just common courtesy.
And Sean, it hardly seems necessary to point out, isn't the hottest person in the world. Look, I'm not saying I'm any great prize, but when I was single I was a halfway decent looking guy on a good day, and I suppose I got my share of women, all things considered. But no one would believe me if I kept bragging about scoring with women like Sean does. No one would believe it, and even if they did, no one would want to hear about it. And yet here comes Sean--whose head is an actual sphere--talking about being "three fingers deep" (
) in sooo many lesbians, and we're all just supposed to believe it like it's the most natural, obvious thing in the world.Honestly, I think there's a covert hostility at play here, like Sean is trying to bait people into responding so he can report them for bullying or twansfobia or whatever. I'm a troon on Twitter which means I get to make you a nonconsensual audience member for my masturbation fantasies any time I want and there's nothing you can do about it. That's where we are now.
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Daily reminder that Sean still needs all the monies.
Does this include the reconnection of your phone?
Does this include the reconnection of your phone?