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Sean is on a roll this month.
Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse
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Oh my. Coincidentally I also need $150 for my pain relief and anxiety meds produced by Kilchoman, Wemyss Malts, and Four Roses.
Toxic Tulip
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Why does he even need ADHD meds when all he does is sit around and coom all day? It's not like he has a job he needs to focus on.
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Why does he need anything?
Rent? The landlord's just going to write that mess off and have to demolish it.
Food? He could live off his fat stores for months probably.
Money? All his bills just magically disappear.
You may not like it but this is what peak human performance looks like.
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Sean is fat and only Life has any sex with him. 'cause he's fucked.
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Yeah and I have recipes for products from those Belgian pharmacists, Orval and Westmalle, which scandalously aren't covered by the national health insurance.
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He seems weirdly okay for someone who’s about to have all sorts of medical complications. You’d think he’d be more worried.
God I love it when cows talk about us. “Yes, I too have a thread there. (Wait, shit!) But fortunately they’re really bad at detective work and they make stuff up. So if you go there and see my thread and it looks like I’m a lying piece of shit whose e-begging makes no sense, that’s because KF are faking it! By the way I need 8500 by TOMORROW!”
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"They're really bad at e-detectiving, all they do is collect stuff that I've made public!"
Well yeah, no shit retard. What'd you expect us to do, hack your email and bank account? We're just here to point and laugh and you make our job really easy.
Well yeah, no shit retard. What'd you expect us to do, hack your email and bank account? We're just here to point and laugh and you make our job really easy.
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"troons fight harder for abortion rights than cis women" please put bleach and a straw on your amazon wishlist you failmalewhale
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Know who actually has an actual body count, Sean? Your friend Benjanun Sridungkaew.
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We have a body count, too. It’s 0.
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Lol the audacity of this fat slug. Thanks assholes for not giving into my demands, but you better fucking feed me!!
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Look, if we dox you wrongly, we'd be more than pleased to receive your updated information so we can improve your doxing experience.
If we dox you correctly, we'd prefer if you don't falsely accuse us of being incompetent. That might make us cry out with laughter.
If we dox you correctly, we'd prefer if you don't falsely accuse us of being incompetent. That might make us cry out with laughter.
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More begging today.
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Fat, gay and broke is no way to go through life son. Get off your fucking ass and work for it you silly troon. And no, tweeting tv shows doesn’t count.
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This dude is such a dingus. He doesn't even deserve the energy of being called nasty names. He's just a basic, shitty, old-school fat nerd with delusions of grandeur. Dingus.
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That’s why I follow this thread. It’s just entertaining to watch this guy who looks and sounds the nerd from a 90s comedy pretending he’s this super-hot, super-confident lipstick lesbian. Boasting of all the stunners he’s bedding using language straight out of the male-aimed lesbian porn he actually spends his evenings with.
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I'm afraid I have to disagree. Sean can elicit a visceral disgust like no other lolcow. I think others here share this opinion. There certainly are other morbidly obese lolcows, but Sean's obesity makes him look non-human. His head has become almost spherical and is connected directly with his torso, without a neck. His body looks like a blob that doesn't contain bones. This is why Sean is referred to as "slug" in his thread. He is like some experimental oleaginous or gelatinous hybrid human. His hair starts at the back of his head. It hangs down behind his head like a shower curtain (and he tries to hide this with his extra-wide headband). His teeth are decaying and unaligned. Then we have his voice which is like a stereotypical male nerd, something which we only tend to hear in movies mocking nerds. Sean has no female features, and he also lacks some human traits. He also has a lazy eye. He acts condescending and superior even though he was sacked from a comfortable position in an economics faculty (he doesn't have a Ph.D. and wasn't even an associate professor, he most likely was a lecturer's aid or tutor).
When he tweets about sex, nausea increases because it momentarily makes you think about Sean naked. It is like trying not to think of the pink elephant. You will, even though you don't want to.
Adding more to the horror is the state of his apartment and specifically the filth on his rice cooker, which I assume he uses. Yuck! To add to the visceral disgust he evokes, he tweets about having diarrhea. Another image you don't want in your head is Sean shitting. I'll hazard a guess to suggest there may be a connection between the unhygienic kitchenware and diarrhea. But why even tweet about having the runs? Is that of interest to anyone? On trans day of visibility, he tweeted an image of his moobs, something else I didn't need to see. They didn't look anything like female breasts. They looked like advanced gynecomastia with a tuberous shape. Another disgusting thing that Sean inflicted upon Twitter users.
Within the context of all of the above, he claims he has a queue of men who want to have sex with him and has had sex with many "young lesbians." That is the cherry on top of Sean's shit pie.
His value as a lolcow is that he is comedically ugly. He provides visceral revulsion and laughter because his negative traits--and he only has negative features--are amplified to the level of a caricature. But he is a real person. If Sean were a character in a book/movie/sitcom, his creator would be deemed talented. I have in mind the "ugly comedies" from Britain that were popular 20 years ago, specifically Little Britain and League of Gentlemen.
Sean has attempted to get closer to the beautiful Kevina Gibes, but it appears that Kevina has a standard, and Sean falls below that standard. (See https://twitter.com/search?q=to:transsalamander from:sapphixy&src=typed_query&f=top). Sean doesn't get an invite to the Tranch. Imagine being rejected by Kevin Gibes.