Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

Sean’s been staying on the fridge of current internet happenings only retweeting some of the cloud flare/keffals drama. Probably because anyone looking into his thread would find out about his abusive past.

Immediately!
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Sean’s been staying on the fridge of current internet happenings only retweeting some of the cloud flare/keffals drama. Probably because anyone looking into his thread would find out about his abusive past.

Immediately!
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I think abuse is forgivable among troons, especially against a woman. He’s probably more worried about people seeing just how often he has an “emergency” that requires hundreds of thousands of dollars.
 
Has anyone ever bothered adding up how much he's actually begged? It'd be a good addition to the OP if it has been done.
It’s hard to tell. Based on his go fund me it’s been around $9000 for the two of them. I think he may have gotten a few thousand from kofi too (but I might be confusing him with Kiva Bay another grifter).
 
Don't worry ladies, if you don't have anything for your periods, Sean will be there to help:
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What is it about troons and tampons? No woman is going to see an offer of a tampon from a perverted male blob like Sean as anything other than creepy.
Confirmation of eviction:
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Well, that’s what happens when you waste your life. I bet they’re more successful than Sean, too.
If it’s any consolation, her life is way better now than it would be with Sean.
 
What is it about troons and tampons? No woman is going to see an offer of a tampon from a perverted male blob like Sean as anything other than creepy.
If a woman accepts the tampon, then she'll be using it, and Sean gets to imagine her pleasuring herself with it. Because tampons are a sexually pleasurable experience for women, obviously. Just all part of the fetish.
 
So he needed a new place, and just showed up at the place of friends he hadn't seen in 20 years, and they couldn't say no? But now clearly regret.

It was probably a 'hey look I hate to ask but with covid and being disabled and then this crazy cost of living increase and inflation I lost my apartment; could I please please ask to stay with you guys for a month or two while I get back on my feet?'

Then as soon as they said 'yerh we'll give you a hand' he posts up his fat ass on the couch, orders doordash for himself, demands the Netflix password and probably starts browsing lesbian porn at full volume on the couch


I do wonder about the nature of these 'friends' he's crashing with, I'm gonna guess at them being either more of his wife's friends or someone he knew during university

But yerh I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt that they don't really know what slug is about these days and were just willing to extend a helping hand during the difficult times we're having atm, which is hard to fault anyone for
 
What actually happened:

Sean tried to impress some cute barista at Starbucks by telling her he is an "economist", and she merely said 'that's cool" because she's there to make drinks and not get hit on. Sean then mumbled something under his breath about fingerblasting her and then waddled away.
 
What actually happened:

Sean tried to impress some cute barista at Starbucks by telling her he is an "economist", and she merely said 'that's cool" because she's there to make drinks and not get hit on. Sean then mumbled something under his breath about fingerblasting her and then waddled away.
... The barista then said to her fellow Starbucks employee, who was frothing milk for cappuccinos at the time, "Did you see the size of the cold sore on that guy's lip?"....Mx. Frother, who fancied herself quite the progressive, responded"EXCUSE you? SHE identifies as FEMALE! I think you meant: 'Did you see the size of the disgusting, weeping cold sore on THAT QUEEN'S lip?'
 
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