Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

But yerh I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt that they don't really know what slug is about these days and were just willing to extend a helping hand during the difficult times we're having atm, which is hard to fault anyone for

Imagine, after not having seen him for 20 years, Sean coming into your front door, taking out the door posts in the process.

I'm sure the poor suckers that put Sean up in their home will kick him out once they get splatted in the face by him during [...]

...him having a "period shit" in their bathroom 🥶
 
What actually happened:

Sean tried to impress some cute barista at Starbucks by telling her he is an "economist", and she merely said 'that's cool" because she's there to make drinks and not get hit on. Sean then mumbled something under his breath about fingerblasting her and then waddled away.

Either that or Sean was lurking around the mall because his hosts are sick of him and probably at the point of giving him $5 to get out of their hair for a few hours. He likely heard someone discussing prices and recent inflation and proceeded to waddle over and lecture them on price signals in a smug and incorrect way, while they awkwardly shuffled their feet. After this he proudly announced himself as an economist and the lady said 'thats really cool!' because people are raised to be nice to obvious speds when they're trying to be friendly. Sean then replied 'if you come here often I suppose I'll see you around!' to which she was like 'yerh probably'.

Then she called up her friend to relay this story in a way that probably started with 'I know it's not nice to laugh at the mentally handicapped, but...'

Sean's probably sat there making an attraction sign incase he sees her again
 
At least Sean can never be accused of being self aware af
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At least Sean can never be accused of being self aware af
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"If I was still a guy and I told a woman I wanted to fingerbang her, that would be creepy AF. But since i'm a woman now, it's totally ok for me ask ladies in public if they want me to give them The Shocker"
 
"If I was still a guy and I told a woman I wanted to fingerbang her, that would be creepy AF. But since i'm a woman now, it's totally ok for me ask ladies in public if they want me to give them The Shocker"

Hey baby, before I lick off this hot sauce, maybe we could go somewhere and make it even hotter
 
"If I was still a guy and I told a woman I wanted to fingerbang her, that would be creepy AF. But since i'm a woman now, it's totally ok for me ask ladies in public if they want me to give them The Shocker"
Even cis lebians will do this shit, but if a man is masquerading as a "woman" they get more pity points from twitter for not being able to hook up. The circle of stupidity continues ever onwards.
 
At least Sean can never be accused of being self aware af
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He's right, though. He constantly tells nauseatingly graphic stories about his sexual adventures without the consent of the women involved, but those don't count, because the women don't actually exist.
 
He's right, though. He constantly tells nauseatingly graphic stories about his sexual adventures without the consent of the women involved, but those don't count, because the women don't actually exist.
I myself often grapple with the question of if something can be a crime (legally or morally) if there is no actual victim.
 
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