Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

Boris Blank's glass eye said:
At first, the gunt.
Then the fucking pinky finger... Jesus Christ that looks fucking unhealthy.
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That photo was a triple shock. Just unbelievably disgusting. The first time I looked at it and saw that vile bloated pale gunt, and looked away. Then I looked at it again and saw that freakishly tiny fingernail in his malformed pinkie, and looked away again. Then I looked at the pinkie again and saw that grotesque unidentifiable brown indentation, and looked away for a third and final time. If I look at it again I'll probably see Satan or Bloody Mary or something and be dragged down to Hell. But seriously, what the fuck is even wrong with that thing?

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Why the fuck did he remove his pants to photograph his stomach? The only thing it served to illustrate is that he's so fucking fat that he probably hasn't seen his dick in years. Thankfully we didn't have to see it either.
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Bold of you to assume that he routinely wears pants.
 
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The Littlest Shitlord said:
Bold of you to assume that he routinely wears pants.
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They were somewhere around his knees in the photo, so he was apparently wearing them enough to be specifically not wearing them for the photo.

At least I think they were pants. I don't particularly care to look at the pictures again. There are just so many questions to be asked. "Where are his pants" doesn't even begin to, uh, scratch the surface.
 
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Tomorrow with start the desperate campaign for his March rent and he may throw in a little bit more for the remainder of February. Once again his rt's for 11 hours is impressive.
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John Flynts Axe Wound said:
Does this shit work? He might actually be a fucking genius.
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Wallace said:
There's a surprising number of e-beggars on Twitter. Some people continue to rake in $1,000 or more a month in Patreon donations despite not having produced anything in years.
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Sean is just like Jake in this way. Two brief posts in late August and it looks like he and his Patreon's forgot about it.
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JY's Tampon said:
Sean is just like Jake in this way. Two brief posts in late August and it looks like he and his Patreon's forgot about it.
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I know troons are notorious for having a fantasy self image that looks nothing like their real body, but that purple-haired cartoon Avatar, with an identifiable neck, is really pushing it.

I'm not saying that Sean needs Jabba the Hutt with a tranny headband (we all know what I mean by this, right? It's like a girl's "keeping hair out of face while I wash my face" headband... but size XXXXXXXXL?) as his avatar, but - scratch that - that's exactly what I'm saying.
 
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Sean knew he liked girls "in that way" when he was 9 years old, which he thinks is proof of him having been a lesbian all along.
Blames Janice Raymond and Ray Blanchard for thwarting his lesbian sleepover fantasies in high-school.
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lecher said:
Sean knew he liked girls "in that way" when he was 9 years old, which he thinks is proof of him having been a lesbian all along.
Blames Janice Raymond and Ray Blanchard for thwarting his lesbian sleepover fantasies in high-school.
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This guy. Imagine the blob he'd be if he did take blockers.

Today. He should transition into an employed person.
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In six hours he got 57 Rt's amazing.
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honest reply.
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Sean is claiming that if he doesn't raise $1400 hundred by today his landlord will file for eviction. This is supposedly still for late February and March rent. He's exploiting the troon day of visibility hashtag for his grifting.
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Will another spectacular deal reached with the landlord? When will the April grifting begin?
 
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JY's Tampon said:
Sean is claiming that if he doesn't raise $1400 hundred by today his landlord will file for eviction. This is supposedly still for late February and March rent. He's exploiting the troon day of visibility hashtag for his grifting.
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Will another spectacular deal reached with the landlord? When will the April grifting begin?
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Yes, that's exactly the headband I had in mind...

Thanks for listening, Jabba Desilijic Tiure.
 
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