Careercow Scott Raymond Adams / @ScottAdamsSays / “Real Coffee With Scott Adams” - The Washed Up Cartoonist Behind “Dilbert”, Creator of “The Dilberito”, Professional Bullying Victim, Political Grifter, Terminally Online Narcissistic Boomer, Divorced Twice, Is (Not) Glad His Stepson Overdosed. This is Not a Racial Politics Debate Thread

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The only thing stopping people from getting a life like him or Elon's is that they think it can't be done. Also he's been smoking some of the strongest legal weed you can buy (THC concentration of 30%)
That explains some of his behavior. There's something qualitatively different about getting that stoned constantly.
 
Probably one of Scott's best lolcow moments was in 2020 when he made this retweet
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And then on stream spent nearly 10 minutes explaining the joke and all the genius layers of master persuader/comedy
 
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That explains some of his behavior. There's something qualitatively different about getting that stoned constantly.
Stoned, rich, unemployed, alone and terminally online. A quintuple threat.
Probably one of Scott's best lolcow moments was in 2020 when he made this retweet
What was Scott's official cope on the 2020 election? All these amazing zingers plus the ability to bend reality still wasn't enough?
 
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I understand you might be a midwit, but he's absolutely correct there. Studies can be twisted to suit your thinking, that's all he's saying.

That explains some of his behavior. There's something qualitatively different about getting that stoned constantly.
Folks like Scott make me wonder if long sustained use of weed leads to some sort of literal brain rot.
 
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Probably one of Scott's best lolcow moments was in 2020 when he made this retweet
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And then on stream spent nearly 10 minutes explaining the joke and all the genius layers of master persuader/comedy
I started watching this because I seriously wanted to see the lengths he goes to explain how this is the possibly funniest thing he's ever written on Twitter but after like a minute and a half I just noped out. Check my YouTube channel later for an hour long explanation of why this post totally owned Scott.
 

The latest Executive Odor has made me realize that we have enough Clott-content (clontent?) to build the everlasting eternal AI dream of Clott right now. Putting the thousands of hours of video and audio together into an AI blender along with Mein Kampf should produce some amusing results, which Clott™ would be required to bow down and worship.
 
we have enough Clott-content (clontent?) to build the everlasting eternal AI dream of Clott right now. Putting the thousands of hours of video and audio together into an AI blender along with Mein Kampf should produce some amusing results, which Clott™ would be required to bow down and worship.
There's actually a whole Scott arc from 2018 where some joker did a parody twitter account with Scott Adams photoshopped into an SS uniform
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The image actually became one of the top Google results. Scott saw it and freaked the fuck out!
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then REEEEd about it on video, demanding an apology from the CEO of Google
So yes, it would totally work if weens wanted to troll Scott by making deepfakes out of these images and posting videos of him siegheiling and reciting the 14 words

Ironically, he also created his own Streisand effect, as after the impersonator account was banned, I only found these images archived through Scott's and his fans's own tweets
 
There's actually a whole Scott arc from 2018 where some joker did a parody twitter account with Scott Adams photoshopped into an SS uniform
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The image actually became one of the top Google results. Scott saw it and freaked the fuck out!
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then REEEEd about it on video, demanding an apology from the CEO of Google
So yes, it would totally work if weens wanted to troll Scott by making deepfakes out of these images and posting videos of him siegheiling and reciting the 14 words

Ironically, he also created his own Streisand effect, as after the impersonator account was banned, I only found these images archived through Scott's and his fans's own tweets
Still up, plus there's a bonus one:
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Clott does make a weird looking Hitler.
 
Still up, plus there's a bonus one:
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Clott does make a weird looking Hitler.
That's what I meant. Other than Scotler, the two Scazi results aren't from the banned parody account, they're from Scott himself and his followers talking about it. One of the results is a Scott follower saying Nazi Scott and Real Scott AREN'T the same, while reposting the image, and thus archiving it.
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Were it not for Scott and Guy Fox, the image wouldn't still be in the results for me to find and post
 
This dude is supposed to be some kind of voice of engineering culture or some shit but he seriously posted a video about how he was reeeeeing Karen-style at the CEO of one of the largest companies on Earth because someone else did something that happened to be picked up by their product doing what it's supposed to do and he wanted some special personal exemption?

If Google was truly based they'd develop a version of their search engine that applies a massive weight to anything legal people request they vanish.
 
And then on stream spent nearly 10 minutes explaining the joke and all the genius layers of master persuader/comedy
I don't think I've ever actually watched video of Scott Adams until now. The first thing that strikes me is the eminently reasonable tone he takes. It's a tone you'd expect from someone explaining how to debone a fish or build a cabinet. It's not a tone you'd expect from someone publicly wallowing in self-gratification over a clever tweet.

It's also amazing he has the audacity to frame his preening as something of benefit to his audience -- something "good for you," like he's decided to do a victory lap about his clever tweet purely out of a disinterested concern for the good of society.
 
In one of his countless streams Scott says his stepson "chose death" because every time he was dropped off for rehab, he told them "I'm just gonna go right back to drugs and drinking the minute I get out. I'd rather die than live In a world where I can't drink and get high with my friends" so he did.

This likely explains Scott's nihilism regarding young men and recovery. You can't really help someone who doesn't even want to help himself, no matter if you do everything YOU can.

Scott seems to have extrapolated from his own experience that helping ANY young man recover is a lost cause, and any personal testimony of "My Dad got me off drugs" or "I helped my son quit and he's been clean 15 years" is anecdotal hearsay to be met with "Well whoopdy fuckin' doo for you that you think you can teach squirrels basketball!"

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This is the livestream he tearfully muddled through later the next day after his stepson died. Didn't stop him from doing the simultaneous sip at the beginning tho
 
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In one of his countless streams Scott says his stepson "chose death" because every time he was dropped off for rehab, he told them "I'm just gonna go right back to drugs and drinking the minute I get out. I'd rather die than live In a world where I can't drink and get high with my friends" so he did.

This likely explains Scott's nihilism regarding young men and recovery. You can't really help someone who doesn't even want to help himself, no matter if you do everything YOU can.

Scott seems to have extrapolated from his own experience that helping ANY young man recover is a lost cause, and any personal testimony of "My Dad got me off drugs" or "I helped my son quit and he's been clean 15 years" is anecdotal hearsay to be met with "Well whoopdy fuckin' doo for you that you think you can teach squirrels basketball!"

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This is the livestream he tearfully muddled through later the next day after his stepson died. Didn't stop him from doing the simultaneous sip at the beginning tho
If you’re extremely charitable you can usually beat what clott says into something close to reasonable - can’t help this who won’t help themselves - but damn he has the most infuriating way of going about it.
 
There's actually a whole Scott arc from 2018 where some joker did a parody twitter account with Scott Adams photoshopped into an SS uniform
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The image actually became one of the top Google results. Scott saw it and freaked the fuck out!
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then REEEEd about it on video, demanding an apology from the CEO of Google
So yes, it would totally work if weens wanted to troll Scott by making deepfakes out of these images and posting videos of him siegheiling and reciting the 14 words

Ironically, he also created his own Streisand effect, as after the impersonator account was banned, I only found these images archived through Scott's and his fans's own tweets
Clott is not fit to empty Die Fuhrer’s ash tray, let alone be admitted into the SS.

This must be the most hurtful putdown for any nazi of all time.
 
In one of his countless streams Scott says his stepson "chose death" because every time he was dropped off for rehab, he told them "I'm just gonna go right back to drugs and drinking the minute I get out. I'd rather die than live In a world where I can't drink and get high with my friends" so he did.

This likely explains Scott's nihilism regarding young men and recovery. You can't really help someone who doesn't even want to help himself, no matter if you do everything YOU can.

Scott seems to have extrapolated from his own experience that helping ANY young man recover is a lost cause, and any personal testimony of "My Dad got me off drugs" or "I helped my son quit and he's been clean 15 years" is anecdotal hearsay to be met with "Well whoopdy fuckin' doo for you that you think you can teach squirrels basketball!"

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This is the livestream he tearfully muddled through later the next day after his stepson died. Didn't stop him from doing the simultaneous sip at the beginning tho
In defense of his step son, can anyone be expected to be around Scott while sober?
 
In the above stream Scott announces his divorce, saying he has absolutely no idea why it's happening.

He then segues into a fantasy he calls "Prisoner Island" in which he gets beaten and raped, but assures us that if you checked back in a year, everyone who molested him would be dead, and he would be King of Prisoner Island! He calls this his "operating system" because it's his most core self image, or as Freud would call it, Super Ego: him getting raped in prison but becoming top dog by the end of year purely through his Master Persuasion!
 
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