Careercow Scott Raymond Adams / @ScottAdamsSays / “Real Coffee With Scott Adams” - The Washed Up Cartoonist Behind “Dilbert”, Creator of “The Dilberito”, Professional Bullying Victim, Political Grifter, Terminally Online Narcissistic Boomer, Divorced Twice, Is (Not) Glad His Stepson Overdosed. This is Not a Racial Politics Debate Thread

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I would just like the eventual hack and release of the kiwifarms database to record that I am 1000% onboard just having scott adams live on forever as the replacement for the "noticing" meme.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Scott Adams' Returns With New Strip, Dilbert Reborn, Now With F-Words

A video showing Scott Adam's drawing the first two strips for his new strip, Dilbert Reborn, can be seen on his private livestream.

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Scott Adams' Returns With New Strip, Dilbert Reborn, Now With F-Words

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Drawing on a tablet, the strip sees the return of the Garbage Man character, a skilled inventor to cosmic levels, who uses wormholes to collect garbage, and who breaks the fourth wall, aware that he is in a comic strip. With the apparent death of Dilbert, he has come to collect Dilbert's ashes.

And his next trick will be to reassemble them, to rebirth Dilbert into reality. Though even for the Garbage Man, it will take a little time. And Dogbert's request that Dilbert be a little angrier this time may be about to be carried out. It looks like the Dilbert of Dilbert Reborn may be willing to dive further into the culture wars, now that he has no restraint. And in the second strip, we see a garbage receptacle, from which the new Dilbert returns.

Sounds promising, will read.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/06/media/dilbert-reborn-scott-adams/index.html

'Dilbert' to return on Scott Adams' subscription service | CNN Business

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[Blewberry Nausea]

If Dilbert exposes Clown World it won’t be Dilbert just Scott Adams the comic. Granted that is still better than Dilbert though.

 

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Scott Adams' Returns With New Strip, Dilbert Reborn, Now With F-Words

A video showing Scott Adam's drawing the first two strips for his new strip, Dilbert Reborn, can be seen on his private livestream.

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Scott Adams' Returns With New Strip, Dilbert Reborn, Now With F-Words

archived 6 Mar 2023 23:22:23 UTC

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Sounds promising, will read.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/06/media/dilbert-reborn-scott-adams/index.html

'Dilbert' to return on Scott Adams' subscription service | CNN Business

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Wasn't the point of the Dilbert character that he is constantly shit on by society but tries to do the right thing anyway? Killing him off & replacing him with some reactionary shallow mouthpiece feels tone-deaf even for Clott.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Wasn't the point of the Dilbert character that he is constantly shit on by society but tries to do the right thing anyway? Killing him off & replacing him with some reactionary shallow mouthpiece feels tone-deaf even for Clott.

We don't know how "angry" New Dilbert will be. But we're talking about a guy who has been writing his strip for over 30 years and wanted to retire. Let him have his Ben Garrison moment, maybe it will be fun.

 

[TVB]

niggers

Oh well uh I hate niggers

 

[quackrock]

Oh well uh I hate niggers

I recognize some of the audio from clips of streamers getting trolled on early Twitch. Back then you could donate to play pretty much any audio or video on stream, including all kinds of non-TOS content. It was an incredible time. Reddit was full of comments blasting 13/50, N-towers were all over Twitter, the Duck Tales theme song edit was still up on YouTube.

If not for heavy-handed moderation which really kicked off in the mid-2010s, "nigger" would've become so common and overused as to lose its weight and potency with younger generations. This is the natural process by which taboo words are defanged. This is the means by which blacks and whites might someday live in a world where "nigger" is merely archaic and distasteful, not license to chimp out or end a person's career.

I will always hate the jannies who froze "nigger" in place forever as the Worst Word in Existence. They're teaching children to fear it and showing crybullies how to abuse it. Actively sabotaging race relations and black-white reconciliation. In short:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yFUDN75zd8

 

[Maverick Vile]

Has anyone seen his interview with Chris Cuomo where he does the "I was only pretending to be retarded" bit we all knew he was going to pull?

Imagine unironically mentioning hypnotism when explaining your 400 IQ strategy for getting attention on the Internet.
I really hate his cucked view on blacks getting goodies because nearly 200 years ago some of them were kept as slaves. The only reason he's ok with being discriminated against twice for promotions at a normal job because he's white is because he managed to make it big with Dilbert. He wouldn't think black quotas are so cool if he was struggling to get ahead like virtually everyone else. Typical Boomer "fuck you, I got mine" mentality.

I think he has a humiliation fetish.

No, seriously. I think he pathologically craves attention, and he is okay humiliating himself in public if it means people talk about him. He's a 65 year-old man doing this because he just can't stop himself.

This is how he wants to be remembered. Not for the cartoon, not the television show, not the businesses, not the politics, not even the vaccines... he just wants to be "cancelled." Just wiping himself with excrement in town square.

What a stupid hill to die on. I can't believe I ever liked him. I'm so done.

You think he imagines himself as a modern-day Diogenes? He's just the kind of room-temperature-IQ sperg to model his persona after his antics and think it's a really cool bit.

That's the thing, he doesn't give a fuck about any of that. he's the dumb faggot that thinks he's never been wrong, not even once.
I would almost feel bad fro him if he hadn't been such a smarmy bitch his entire life.

The man is Boomer incarnate. Walked into a great economy where you could make fuck-you money shitting out a poorly-drawn comic every week recycling the same 5 office jokes because the people reading those comics are boring office people who constantly tell each other the same 5 office jokes and it gets a laugh every. single. time. And just like a Boomer he thinks he's the smartest motherfucker in the Universe when he figures out something everyone else figured out years ago.

 

[TVB]

The man is Boomer incarnate. Walked into a great economy where you could make fuck-you money shitting out a poorly-drawn comic every week recycling the same 5 office jokes because the people reading those comics are boring office people who constantly tell each other the same 5 office jokes and it gets a laugh every. single. time. And just like a Boomer he thinks he's the smartest motherfucker in the Universe when he figures out something everyone else figured out years ago.

Even Homestar Runner did a better job poking fun of boomer-made office jokes used in Dilbert.

 

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Isn't Adams supposed to be a master of persuasion or some shit?

 

[SaveTheWhales]

You can do a "cheat" in a video game by making seemingly random moves like <<^<<^><<^<<>>< that might register in the code as some sort of input,

Arbitrary code execution?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined because Clot Adam’s isn’t in the thread title.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Has anyone seen his interview with Chris Cuomo where he does the "I was only pretending to be retarded" bit we all knew he was going to pull?

Imagine unironically mentioning hypnotism when explaining your 400 IQ strategy for getting attention on the Internet.
I really hate his cucked view on blacks getting goodies because nearly 200 years ago some of them were kept as slaves. The only reason he's ok with being discriminated against twice for promotions at a normal job because he's white is because he managed to make it big with Dilbert. He wouldn't think black quotas are so cool if he was struggling to get ahead like virtually everyone else. Typical Boomer "fuck you, I got mine" mentality.

It's really sad for a supposed hypnotist aware of the simulation, that his actions are predictable. I am not surprised he pulled a "Pretending to be retarded" move. I wonder if this was an elaborate move for him to shill his books, though it probably is.

 

[TVB]

Isn't Adams supposed to be a master of persuasion or some shit?

The same way Doug TenNaple is.

 

[Captain_Twitch]

Has anyone seen his interview with Chris Cuomo where he does the "I was only pretending to be retarded" bit we all knew he was going to pull?

Imagine unironically mentioning hypnotism when explaining your 400 IQ strategy for getting attention on the Internet.
I really hate his cucked view on blacks getting goodies because nearly 200 years ago some of them were kept as slaves. The only reason he's ok with being discriminated against twice for promotions at a normal job because he's white is because he managed to make it big with Dilbert. He wouldn't think black quotas are so cool if he was struggling to get ahead like virtually everyone else. Typical Boomer "fuck you, I got mine" mentality.

You think he imagines himself as a modern-day Diogenes? He's just the kind of room-temperature-IQ sperg to model his persona after his antics and think it's a really cool bit.

The man is Boomer incarnate. Walked into a great economy where you could make fuck-you money shitting out a poorly-drawn comic every week recycling the same 5 office jokes because the people reading those comics are boring office people who constantly tell each other the same 5 office jokes and it gets a laugh every. single. time. And just like a Boomer he thinks he's the smartest motherfucker in the Universe when he figures out something everyone else figured out years ago.

I'm not watching the interview. Did he come across as a Master Persuader or did he sound like a village idiot?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I'm not watching the interview. Did he come across as a Master Persuader or did he sound like a village idiot?

It's basically "I was pretending to be retarded, and please read my books!"

 

[Education Lottery]

So is he on his way to becoming the next Dobson-level cow, or is he his own unique brand of steer?

 

[TVB]

So is he on his way to becoming the next Dobson-level cow, or is he his own unique brand of steer?

Depends where he goes from here. He could be an evangelical schizo like Butch Hartman, but I don't know if Scott even is evangelical so I don't know.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

So is he on his way to becoming the next Dobson-level cow, or is he his own unique brand of steer?

he's just boomer

he's been saying for years that comics are ending and that dilbert is on the way out (he's smart enough to see the revenue numbers) and so he's been desperately trying to reinvent himself as an internet personality with all his super hypnotic skills, and it is about as successful as you'd think

not sure why, even if he's on the low end of his estimated net worth he can quite easily retire, i think it really is that money is a scorecard for him now and he must win

this dumbass rich white not fat idiot can't even successfully land a goddamn trophy wife, this is like the easiest thing to do if you have millions and aren't a complete retard; with a bit of actual human emotion you can even keep your trophy wife happy and not cheating on your dumb ass