Careercow Scott Raymond Adams / @ScottAdamsSays / “Real Coffee With Scott Adams” - The Washed Up Cartoonist Behind “Dilbert”, Creator of “The Dilberito”, Professional Bullying Victim, Political Grifter, Terminally Online Narcissistic Boomer, Divorced Twice, Is (Not) Glad His Stepson Overdosed. This is Not a Racial Politics Debate Thread

[botrix_fan]

I feel like this is an admission of defeat. Zoom became a verb, WhenHub never became a proper noun.

WhenHub was such a terrible name IMHO. It didn't help that users had to make a booking to use the app and there was some crypto token BS involved too.

 

[IDF]

So he apparently has terminal prostate cancer. He decided to come out with it this morning since Biden announced his cancer diagnosis.

 

[WhiskeyJack]

So he apparently has terminal prostate cancer. He decided to come out with it this morning since Biden announced his cancer diagnosis.

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I really thought a blood clot would get him first. Best of luck to him, in any case, cancer sucks.

I used to chat with him on his blog many years ago, before he went too off the deep end and shut down the comments for a year or two. So despite everything, I've always had a soft spot for Adams.

 

[obsdj]

Sick or not, Scott Adams is a troll and everything he ever says should be taken with a grain of salt.

According to this article (archive), he delayed announcing his cancer because, among other reasons, he didn't want to face the inevitable weirdo commentary that maybe it's because he got the COVID shots. In other words, in typical troll fashion, he could dish out all the trolling but couldn't take it himself.

He also said that he delayed because he expected to be blamed on social for his own illness because he had been vaccinated for coronavirus (there was no evidence of any causal link).

“People are going to be really, really terrible,” he said, and he wanted to reduce the amount of time he had to endure that abuse.

Whatever, dude. Hope they give you the good drugs.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Sick or not, Scott Adams is a troll and everything he ever says should be taken with a grain of salt.

According to this article (archive), he delayed announcing his cancer because, among other reasons, he didn't want to face the inevitable weirdo commentary that maybe it's because he got the COVID shots. In other words, in typical troll fashion, he could dish out all the trolling but couldn't take it himself.



Whatever, dude. Hope they give you the good drugs.

Dude’s got millions of dollars from the royalties of every Dogbert plush and Dilber-ito sold, he’ll get the top/ tier drugs haha

 

[The Hardest R]

Nigger has trolled people so much with fake stories and announcements that I won’t believe him until he’s cold in the ground.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Dude’s got millions of dollars from the royalties of every Dogbert plush and Dilber-ito sold, he’ll get the top/ tier drugs haha

Dietary Total and Insoluble Fiber Intakes Are Inversely Associated with Prostate Cancer Risk

If he had eaten a Dilberito every day for the past 25 years, he could have prevented his prostate cancer.

 

[not william stenchever]

If he's not fucking with everyone then I'll be a bit sad for the passing of a guy who created something I enjoyed and informed my worldview somewhat growing up.

 

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I hope this is just him making a point about the diagnosis, or forcing people to re-evaluate their humanity in cheering on Biden's death (or tard guarding Biden and cheering for his).

It is unfortunate, either way. Biden's a sadistic pedophile serial rapist, Based Dilbert Merchant's only sin is being a proto-cow who thinks too much of his political acumen.

 

[Buddhabouya]

So he apparently has terminal prostate cancer. He decided to come out with it this morning since Biden announced his cancer diagnosis.

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another victim of no more prostate orgasms very sad

 

[Anakin Soywalker]

another victim of no more prostate orgasms very sad

You think Biden likes Jill to strap it on?

 

[Gatdam Animal Person]

I think you should kill yourself Dilbert.

 

[IDF]

Man... It's finally starting to sink in. I dunno what I'm going to do. I can't believe the clot finally hit his balls after all this time, people warned him. He should of gone on a spike cleanse ASAP. The worst part is Styx is beyond cringe now, it's not even entertaining anymore, it's just sad...

Who am I going to listen to as they read the days headlines now? It's my mourning wake up routine and now it's slipping right through my fingers

We never know what we have until it's gone.

 

[Trombonista]

I can't believe the clot finally hit his balls

It's prostate cancer, not testicular cancer.

 

[ZipDisk]

I always wanted to try a Dilberito. I liked when Scott Adams trolled Metafilter, which is also slowly dying. I wish Prostate cancer wasn't a thing. Nobody wants it, and it doesn't make anyone happy.

 

[Swole McPole]

I liked when Scott Adams trolled Metafilter, which is also slowly dying.

I was profoundly irritated when he trolled Metafilter. However, I completely forgave him when he warned the world about how you should avoid living close to niggers if at all possible.

 

[niggercattle]

No refunds.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

It's prostate cancer, not testicular cancer.

Balls are located in the prostate.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Scott spent decades believing that he could gain life everlasting through a computer recreation of himself that would be upgraded for millions of years as technology advanced and become godlike, then, in his later years without a wife or children of his own, he started talking more about "robot babies" before admitting his new plan, instead of eternal salvation through machinery, was to have a robot son survive him. Looks like he's getting neither.

As he nears his death and contemplates taking the easy way out, there's no mention of the simulation or selling his soul as an NFT or his roboson. Faced with the unnegotiable reality of terminal cancer, it seems he's been forced to make his peace with the fact there isn't really any way out but dying. He mentions that he'll continue the streams, which were previously meant to train models off of to resurrect him in future, but he doesn't seem to be harping on that anymore

The most cringe he got was saying he's unusually tough, and that, because he's psychic, he saw last year that the future after Trump's reelection was black, before he knew the cancer was terminal, so he says he knew before his time was coming, but from the phrasing it seems clear the cancer was diagnosed before this, in which case, of course he'd be afraid of dying and that fear would manifest in his drug induced hallucinations!

 

[Null]

vaxxed?