SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

[Judge Holden]

Unsurprisingly, TV Tropes just locked the SCP YMMV page. I bet there's a lot of overlap over there.

TV tropes is second only to Joss Whedon when it comes to turning fiction into bland and sanctimonious shit and then pretending its some brave masterpiece

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

TV tropes is second only to Joss Whedon when it comes to turning fiction into bland and sanctimonious shit and then pretending its some brave masterpiece

And being a sick misogynistic sexual deviant behind the scenes.

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

It's okay, there's Anne Frank and Hitler R34.

That's nothing, there's Anne Frank x Charles II von Hapsburg slashfic.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

That's nothing, there's Anne Frank x Charles II von Hapsburg slashfic.

There's also some people on 4chan who appear to pay commissions for pregnant Anne Frank art (usually Anne Frank x Charles II of Spain or Anne Frank x some random Confederate States soldier). It's some /his/ meme.

 

[Judge Holden]

There's also some people on 4chan who appear to pay commissions for pregnant Anne Frank art (usually Anne Frank x Charles II of Spain or Anne Frank x some random Confederate States soldier). It's some /his/ meme.

Who doesn't like to spank their shank to pregnant Anne Frank while getting a rimjob at a Bank from a fat dude named Hank?

 

[Fork Cartel]

I've been busy writing stuff for RPC as of late, it's nice seeing the site culture take shape but jesus christ the writing quality game needs to be taken up, every second article is badly-written or has grammar errors.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

I've been busy writing stuff for RPC as of late, it's nice seeing the site culture take shape but jesus christ the writing quality game needs to be taken up, every second article is badly-written or has grammar errors.

Ikr! And it seems the forums aren't very active when it comes to drafts. Anyway, even if it has many grammar mistakes there is no LGBTQBBQ agenda pushing.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

I made yesterday an entry about this but it got erased. RCP kinda got invaded by gatekeepers and people at /x/ have spawn some attempts to create new communities not as ambitious. Whereas RCP is a reboot of SCP many people have been trying simply to create their own fiction outside of these places. Many of them have spawned Discord servers for that matter.

Spoiler: Powerlevel

Some cunt on /x/ recruited me and some fuckers to make Somnium Institute (which was described as the /pol/ version of SCP), it lasted only two weeks because this fucking guy never did shit to keep things relevant and two thirds of the team jumped to RCP while it got invaded. The fucker erased the server yesterday.

Spoiler: one example

https://discord.gg/uJ4xMz

 

[TiberianWizardry]

I'm really glad the RPC Authority decided to go the "no politics" route. I could easily see an equally cringy right-wing equivalent to the Foundation developing. Politics in fiction can be done well, but it requires subtlety. Something which, ironically enough for a horror community, the Foundation most certainly lacks.

 

[drunk "Jedi master"]

Its been a bit so lets dig up another mod out of the ground and a few bonus things

Spoiler: Bla-Roth a SCP-wiki mod main event

Bla-Roth Blaroth Blaruu blaroth Blaire_Roth TheAbsarokeCrow CuriosityCore real name zoe "iddon"? birthday august 19th 1992 resident of the UK msn (dead account?) zoeiddon@live.co.uk

Where do I start with this one other then her SCP-Wiki personnel-file and from there google gives you a slew of shit to look through like her DevantArt page that is 11 years old and leads to her FA with this post which takes commissions if you want that sort of shit now allowing for NSFW commissions with Vore and other :deviant: shit oh ya and she has control the SCP wiki tumblr and her personal tumblr is here but there is more she has a 2nd one also bonus points for Ebegging for a laptop and then buying a laptop with others money from Ko-Fi which dose not archive well so snapshot attached at the bottom.

Ok with the easy shit out of the way lets get into the fun stuff like the current tumblr shit like "being a adult means that 90% of the clothes i own is Pokemon related", "cut my hair short and get questions if I am a boy or a girl" which I got the pic at the top from, some art here then you have what they spend there money on like this and that. ok that is all the current tumblr shit so lets go back in time to the account they lost access to lets start with the :deviant: shit you have been warned a Pony doodle, a pony figure, mlp shit because why not OC DOUGHNUT STEAL, more drawings everywhere along with a face pic referencing thedeadlymoose that is the last of the shit.

DA time oh DA you bring shit to the for front her DA is here with Morty I have been turned into a badly drawn picture umm that is sorta all the pictures I have seen that are not commissions or badly drawn oc but oh no its not a DA account from 2007 unless its got 100s of journals some of which are fun like this post about a youtube account oh and that is a good jumping point to the one video she uploaded to youtube since the account is not setup fully has no comments and 4 subs (its a 7mb file so I uploaded it here as well its Bla-roth.mp4)

Birthday confirmation along with there 2nd account that confirms it on its main page first name given out here and here has got a partial fursuit dose TF2 cosplay and has a MLP OC ... created through minecraft notch would be proud of the :autism: and listed out a list of accounts they had at this point including PonySquare?, Facebook, Gaia?, Tumblr, Twitter, MSN, and skype.

to finish this off lets do there boring twitter account's and reddit
reddit
twitter Bla-roth
twitter just one tweet for the youtube account

Spoiler: rogay's voice

earlier we had the joy that is roget aka rogay's pictures well here is him talking about the drama and missing the point on a lot of things

Spoiler: Operational staff Joreth

since Joreth is a reddit mod on /r/SCP who made a few posts on there wiki seems to like pissing on lilly the little commie larping mod from my first post on this forum they have a disciplinary page here there first drop down is just pissing on lilly in the archive bellow with twitter links replaced with archive links.

Spoiler: archive

[Mon 07 13:43:47] <+clone> it does the thing i don't like
[Mon 07 13:43:55] <MaliceAF> I did a poll and everything, it was close between this and MAFT
[Mon 07 13:43:58] <Joreth> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGXlD9pVoAA5ydB.jpg:large
[Mon 07 13:44:07] <MaliceAF> Which I despise
[Mon 07 13:44:08] <Varaxous> MAFT will live on in my heart
[Mon 07 13:44:24] <MaliceAF> I added it as a joke and it was joint victor
[Mon 07 13:44:35] <MaliceAF> SCP-MAFT
[Mon 07 13:44:35] <%jarvis> maliceaf: Page not found.
[Mon 07 13:44:50] <MaliceAF> whoops bye
[Mon 07 13:44:56] * MaliceAF is now known as MaliceAway
[Mon 07 13:45:12] <@Lily> Joreth: pls no
[Mon 07 13:45:46] <Joreth> Lily https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGWuXNFUAAA86RG.jpg
[Mon 07 13:46:03] <@Lily> Joreth: pls no
[Mon 07 13:47:22] <Varaxous> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/VlnSqPKl/IMG_3292.PNG
[Mon 07 13:47:30] * @Athenodora (Mibbit@synIRC-11960337.dyn.iinet.net.au) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[Mon 07 13:47:41] <weryllium> Varaxous: pfffffffft
[Mon 07 13:48:14] <Varaxous> YouTube comments in a nutshell
[Mon 07 13:49:23] <Joreth> Lily: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGU7YGAUAAAxTkZ.jpg
[Mon 07 13:50:30] <@Lily> .-.
[Mon 07 13:50:34] <+clone> ?
[Mon 07 13:50:40] * Witryso (Mibbit@synIRC-E26E3C46.lightspeed.stlsmo.sbcglobal.net) has joined #site19
[Mon 07 13:50:45] <Joreth> Lily: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGQpw0fV0AA98fF.jpg
[Mon 07 13:50:47] <+clone> must we shun someone for neoliberalism once again
[Mon 07 13:50:58] <mlister> Everything is good in the long run, because in the long run the singularity/rapture/glorious-revolution/apocalypse will happen
[Mon 07 13:51:00] <Witryso> Yo.
[Mon 07 13:51:04] <Metaphysician> Oh, even I have heard of the neo-nazi furries.
[Mon 07 13:51:10] <Metaphysician> I love how specific some things can be…
[Mon 07 13:51:16] <@Lily> Joreth: pls stop
[Mon 07 13:51:22] <+clone> meta what
[Mon 07 13:51:39] <Metaphysician> Furries who are also neo-nazis.
[Mon 07 13:52:11] <+clone> i mean i'm aware but what's the context here
[Mon 07 13:52:24] <Joreth> Lily: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGQPvSzUIAAPXR6.jpg:large
[Mon 07 13:52:24] <Metaphysician> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGWuXNFUAAA86RG.jpg
[Mon 07 13:52:25] <Metaphysician> Joreth's post.
[Mon 07 13:52:53] <@Lily> Joreth: no
[Mon 07 13:52:55] * Vacuumisterribleatkeepingnicks (~Mibbit@synIRC-55C4A02B.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) has joined #site19
[Mon 07 13:52:55] <+clone> god
[Mon 07 13:53:04] <+clone> vacuum did someone steal your nick
[Mon 07 13:53:11] * Vacuumisterribleatkeepingnicks is now known as Vacuum
[Mon 07 13:53:27] <@Lily> vacuum please just group your nicks together and save everyone hassle
[Mon 07 13:53:31] <@Lily> especially yourself
[Mon 07 13:53:39] <@Lily> it takes a second or two at most
[Mon 07 13:53:51] <Joreth> Lily https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGOlsFcUwAAfoh4.jpg
[Mon 07 13:54:15] <@Lily> Joreth: this is just spam now
[Mon 07 13:54:21] <Joreth> fine
[Mon 07 13:54:32] <@Lily> Vacuum: /msg nickserv group Vacuumisterribleatkeepingnicks password
[Mon 07 13:54:34] <Joreth> Lily it's so fascinating to read these twitter feeds
[Mon 07 13:54:46] <@Lily> that's literally it and you can just use Vacuum without fear of it being stolen
[Mon 07 13:54:50] <@Lily> + join 19 with it
[Mon 07 13:55:22] <Witryso> Hooray for wanting to do things but not having motivation to do so.
…
[Mon 07 13:57:57] <@Lily> They don't tell you about this stuff in case u go looking
[Mon 07 13:58:03] <Vacuum> there we go
[Mon 07 13:58:04] <Joreth> trump isn't even christian
[Mon 07 13:58:11] <Vacuum> sometimes mibbit just won't display pictures for me
[Mon 07 13:58:19] <Metaphysician> "Christian"(tm)
[Mon 07 13:58:22] <Joreth> we need to somehow convince the conservative christian base that he's just a very cunning devil
[Mon 07 13:58:36] <weryllium> "049" "OHg"
[Mon 07 13:58:39] <weryllium> nice
[Mon 07 13:58:55] <Metaphysician> Keep in mind, these are people who somehow turned the New Testament into "Greed is good"
[Mon 07 14:00:04] * Dr0Shadow (~chatzilla@FAB8D7C:AB1AE2D6:F6B76DB:IP) has left #site19
[Mon 07 14:00:07] <Joreth> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGLuCkNUMAAMEcK.jpg
[Mon 07 14:00:12] <Joreth> SpookyBee it's not satan
[Mon 07 14:00:19] <Joreth> he's just not christian
[Mon 07 14:00:22] <Joreth> like
[Mon 07 14:00:24] * Dr0Shadow (~chatzilla@FAB8D7C:AB1AE2D6:F6B76DB:IP) has joined #site19
[Mon 07 14:00:25] <Metaphysician> Oh god
[Mon 07 14:00:25] <Joreth> trump is a demon
…
[Mon 07 14:06:22] <+clone> someone doesn't nick it
[Mon 07 14:06:24] <+clone>
[Mon 07 14:06:41] * Metaphysician scrolling through pics http://i.imgur.com/myRbZjE.gifv
[Mon 07 14:06:48] <Joreth> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGBr00DUwAA6M-3.jpg
[Mon 07 14:07:19] <Metaphysician> This is a good one http://i.imgur.com/sKRcnEX.jpg
[Mon 07 14:07:30] <Metaphysician> Extremists have no concept of context.
[Mon 07 14:08:20] <Vacuum> salvagebar what help do i need to get in help
[Mon 07 14:08:41] <@salvagebar> You can ask for a password reset
[Mon 07 14:08:57] <Metaphysician> Oh, and a lot of early 20th century photographs.
[Mon 07 14:09:22] <@salvagebar> or whatever else you've been something something about Vacuum
[Mon 07 14:09:34] <Joreth> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DF79_reUMAAYmP0.jpg
[Mon 07 14:09:36] * +clone (ay.lmao@blaze.it) has left #site19
[Mon 07 14:10:09] <Metaphysician> I… what…
[Mon 07 14:10:30] * clone (ay.lmao@blaze.it) has joined #site19
[Mon 07 14:10:46] <Metaphysician> Gonna go enjoy a muscle soothing bath.
…
[Mon 07 14:12:07] <Don1Charles> Use fire instead of water in the bath
[Mon 07 14:12:16] <clone> nice tip but sadly i'm not a targaryen
[Mon 07 14:12:16] <Joreth> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFwlxFoVoAIcmvp.jpg
[Mon 07 14:12:17] <metaLurker> i guess i have to log out, lol
[Mon 07 14:12:29] <Metaphysician> It's my birthday, I'll do what I want… but do need to go out, get my many meds that all have many hoops for me to jump through.
…
[Mon 07 14:12:57] <clone> Joreth: didn't lily ask you to stop
[Mon 07 14:13:00] <@salvagebar> it's your party you can cry if you want to
[Mon 07 14:13:15] <Joreth> yes but lily is gone now
[Mon 07 14:13:20] * ghostchibi is now known as Maxson
[Mon 07 14:13:20] <mlister> .seen ninevolt
[Mon 07 14:13:22] <%jarvis> mlister: ninevolt was last seen 11 days ago saying: gud skip
[Mon 07 14:13:48] <Metaphysician> http://i.imgur.com/8lUquaZ.png
[Mon 07 14:13:51] * Metaphysician afks.
[Mon 07 14:14:02] <mlister> .tell ninevolt Did you know about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven-arm_octopus when you were writing 2417?
[Mon 07 14:14:02] <%jarvis> mlister: Sent.
[Mon 07 14:14:22] <clone> wouldn't that make it a heptapus
[Mon 07 14:14:23] <weryllium> isn't that a heptapus
[Mon 07 14:14:25] <weryllium> dammit
[Mon 07 14:14:29] * clone high fives weryllium
[Mon 07 14:14:51] <weryllium> o/*\o
[Mon 07 14:14:59] <mlister> Septipus, actually
[Mon 07 14:15:03] * Rikks (~Rikks@synIRC-ED3654C0.as43234.net) has joined #site19
[Mon 07 14:15:26] <@salvagebar> Joreth quit it with the edgelord images
[Mon 07 14:15:48] <Joreth> salvagebar they's such a fascinating look into the human psyche
[Mon 07 14:16:08] <@salvagebar> yay
[Mon 07 14:16:09] <Joreth> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFspvzAV0AADShP.jpg:large
[Mon 07 14:16:11] <Joreth> it is
[Mon 07 14:16:36] <@salvagebar> Joreth - quit it
[Mon 07 14:16:36] <@LilyAFK> Joreth: just because I leave does not mean you should start doing what I said not to
[Mon 07 14:16:38] <@LilyAFK> Enough
[Mon 07 14:16:51] <Joreth> gine
[Mon 07 14:16:52] <Joreth> fine

that is all I could easily find on this faggot

Spoiler: lastly DRbleep operational staff

real name most likely Andrew like on his SCP-wiki author page which is where I started from there I found his Reddit which gave me a name to google to find everything after I realized the only thing he made reddit for was /r/SCP as seen by his posting history found a DA which is unused twitter which seems to just be setup for his youtube and tumblr which also has the name Andrew plastered on and he has a roosterteath account ?

I had downloaded this just in case he nuked it archive here

you would think that people would start deleting there shit but no.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

This conversation going on the RPC Discord made me think, does the SCP community have a SCP-KF?

Interesting info about Bla-Roth. The picture alone lets you identify the kind of person that would unironically love a rainbow with shit stains logo.

 

[Nappy]

That's nothing, there's Anne Frank x Charles II von Hapsburg slashfic.

Don't forget the pregnant anne frank x confederate descendant of Robert E. Lee art.

 

[Wärring Ornac]

https://reddit.com/r/SCPDeclassifie...m_roget_scp_wiki_administrator_and_writer_of/
It's live now

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

I love how the past five pages have been nothing but a circlejerk about "SCP is gay nigger SJWs, RPC is BASED and REDPILLED!!!11!!1!" An update from the skipper side of the fence: the mods have pulled their thumbs out of their assholes and have realized that tolerating tranny circlejerks is poisoning the site and are starting to smack the faggots when they get too uppity. Also, the SCP-4000 contest is going on; it's theme is "history". Here's the entry by top faggots communismwillwin and kinchtheknife (the second one is the jackoff who made the tranny Homestuck alien):
http://www.scp-wiki.net/4000contestcwwktkb

 

[Wärring Ornac]

I love how the past five pages have been nothing but a circlejerk about "SCP is gay nigger SJWs, RPC is BASED and REDPILLED!!!11!!1!" An update from the skipper side of the fence: the mods have pulled their thumbs out of their assholes and have realized that tolerating tranny circlejerks is poisoning the site and are starting to smack the faggots when they get too uppity. Also, the SCP-4000 contest is going on; it's theme is "history". Here's the entry by top faggots communismwillwin and kinchtheknife (the second one is the jackoff who made the tranny Homestuck alien):
http://www.scp-wiki.net/4000contestcwwktkb

Oh look, an American history scp

Ideas such as "The United States is destined to expand into North America," "Any American can prosper if they work hard," "The United States won the space race," and "The United States champions human rights" are much more widely accepted than they would be otherwise; likewise, statements such as "The United States commits war crimes," "The United States mistreats foreign nationals," and "The United States should have open borders" are less popular than they would be otherwise. For a full list of affected concepts, see Appendix 4000-A1.

So, when Emperor Norton died, it stands to reason that the ASCI was willing to take a risk. For an Emperor of America, Norton's ideology was quite a bit left-wing, even for its time. A pacifist emperor cannot lead a nation. But under the sway of the objects, and with his mind ever-aligned to America, the ASCI was able to once again assert full control over SCP-4000.

Emperor Norton, or SCP-4000-α as he is now called, powered SCP-4000 greater than they ever could. But still, he showed weakness in the face of our national interests. And, as we made greater strides across the world, we found greater and more plentiful artifacts. As more immigrants came into our great nation, they brought with them treasures that the ASCI was always quick to confiscate.

SCP-4000-α: Some of them came in ignorance. Others, because they had to. But they all are dead. And they are all a part of me. Do you, do you understand? Indian children, taken. Deprived of language. Deprived of their tribe. Their families. Butchered. To me. Butchered to the infernal machinations that power.8 Blood like oil, lubricating gears of despotism. Do you understand? Do you understand what you do?

Incident 4000-619:

On 2018-08-3, the following declaration was found to have appeared on the desks of the president and the members of O5 Command:

We, Joshua Abraham Norton I, Emperor of these United States and Protector of Mexico, in conjunction with the Assembled Spirits hereof do order the immediate and thorough end of the American empire;

WHEREAS, the government of these United States of America has shown repeated contempt for the sanctity of all human life, NAMELY those of the Foreign Man, to which We now lay claim in part;

WHEREAS, it is necessary therefore to order its immediate abolition, refusal to which will result in a formal declaration of war from the Assembled Spirits and Our Vast Host.

HOWEVER, given a desire to foster peace, We offer you this chance. The transfer of power, from this Vile Engine to the People of the Fair Country, will be without bloodshed if all demands are met FORTHWITH.

THEREFORE, the Office of the President of these United States shall be vacated NOW; the National Congress and House of Representatives abolished NOW; the justices of the Supreme Court shall be unseated NOW. Failure to meet these criteria will not be tolerated by Our Royal Selves.

We no longer will be the Tool by which your Terrible Machinations make themselves known.

Dictated in the year of our Lord, 2018.

Ah, it's a commentary to push their agenda.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Oh look, an American history scp




Ah, it's a commentary to push their agenda.

Commentary that reduces one of the greatest human beings to ever live into a vague ominous god-man who hates America. The comments section is a mix of people jerking each other off about how "deep" and "subtle" it is (to the point where even the author has enough and says they weren't trying to be subtle) and the authors throwing a tantrum because how dare someone suggest that America might have good qualities?!?!! It's actually in the middle of the pack, so I feel like that shows that there's still hope.

Here's a few more of note:
A shitpost that's somehow contending quite well; I find it entertaining, at least: http://www.scp-wiki.net/4000contestdjkaktus
The current front-runner by a mile- and deservedly so IMO: http://www.scp-wiki.net/4000contestpeppersghost
A couple of other out-there ideas; an entire state is a front: http://www.scp-wiki.net/4000contestdarkstuff
And the Foundation uses hentai to power a magical safeguard: http://www.scp-wiki.net/4000contestdrclef
And finally, two that are real big stinkers a la the one I previously posted:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/4000contestscpcrnp DONGLE DROUMPFFFFFFF
http://www.scp-wiki.net/4000contestzzuxon And pure self-congratulatory jacking-off with so many layers of meta that my eyes glaze over.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Here's a few more of note:
A shitpost that's somehow contending quite well; I find it entertaining, at least: http://www.scp-wiki.net/4000contestdjkaktus
The current front-runner by a mile- and deservedly so IMO: http://www.scp-wiki.net/4000contestpeppersghost
A couple of other out-there ideas; an entire state is a front: http://www.scp-wiki.net/4000contestdarkstuff
And the Foundation uses hentai to power a magical safeguard: http://www.scp-wiki.net/4000contestdrclef
And finally, two that are real big stinkers a la the one I previously posted:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/4000contestscpcrnp DONGLE DROUMPFFFFFFF
http://www.scp-wiki.net/4000contestzzuxon And pure self-congratulatory jacking-off with so many layers of meta that my eyes glaze over.

>contestdjkaktus
>shitpost
>contestdrclef


Quality writing at its finest. By now they should change the site name to SCP lolFoundation.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

>contestdjkaktus
>shitpost
>contestdrclef


Quality writing at its finest. By now they should change the site name to SCP lolFoundation.

Ironically, they've been running away from that reputation for... eh, about 5 years now. Most of the articles that aren't paint-by-numbers "This is a serious high-concept SCP that talks about real problems" have at least one detractor branding it as "lolfoundation", which I blame for the site's current problem; that it's become a circlejerk of pretentious twats who are more interested in churning out profound, subversive narratives (or possibly metanarratives) than in actually writing something worth a piss.

 

[AnOminous]

Ironically, they've been running away from that reputation for... eh, about 5 years now. Most of the articles that aren't paint-by-numbers "This is a serious high-concept SCP that talks about real problems have at least one detractor branding it as "lolfoundation", which I blame for the site's current problem; that it's become a circlejerk of pretentious twats who are more interested in churning out profound, subversive narratives (or possibly metanarratives) than in actually writing something worth a piss.

This is both why SCP-682 is one of the best and most popular SCPs and why it killed the category it's in because nobody can do it better. It's a basic bitch category but does it well: a giant fuckhuge indestructible monster that hates damn near anything and kills whatever it can. No dumbass politics, no troons, no pretentious shit.

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

Commentary that reduces one of the greatest human beings to ever live into a vague ominous god-man who hates America. The comments section is a mix of people jerking each other off about how "deep" and "subtle" it is (to the point where even the author has enough and says they weren't trying to be subtle) and the authors throwing a tantrum because how dare someone suggest that America might have good qualities?!‽! It's actually in the middle of the pack, so I feel like that shows that there's still hope.

The fuck did you expect from a guy who literally named himself "communismwillwin?"