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[crows in guns]

I think 049 was an overrated s cp to begin with. The best is 666 which I believe is the chritismas scp.

 

[ABE LINN COHN]

I think 049 was an overrated s cp to begin with. The best is 666 which I believe is the chritismas scp.

No that's the one that's the tent where if you have a drug addiction you get hallucinations encouraging you to keep indulging in even greater vice while also mocking you, and if you give in it provides you with harsher stuff till you die

 

[AnOminous]

No that's the one that's the tent where if you have a drug addiction you get hallucinations encouraging you to keep indulging in even greater vice while also mocking you, and if you give in it provides you with harsher stuff till you die

But if you resist you're cured, which makes it ambiguous whether it's good or evil.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Spoiler for those who can't be assed: Orange being made of light talks to trans people, teleports them to a lake for a nice chat, changes their appearance and literal chromosomes in a magic mirror lake, then teleports them back and shazam you're a REAL woman now. Can't be contained, only exists to troon people happy.

Approximately 41% of them thought they recognised the bodies in the water.

 

[Absolute-Despair]

Why would they even need this shit when SCP-113 already exists?

Probably if I remember correctly, not completely sure, it’s because it often resulted in disfigurement or even death, although considering how it’s apparently been rewritten from looking at its history that’s probably gone fuck all away.

Edit: Also @crows in guns I believe you may be thinking of 4666, the Yule Man

 

[HRT Heisenberg]

Probably if I remember correctly, not completely sure, it’s because it often resulted in disfigurement or even death, although considering how it’s apparently been rewritten from looking at its history that’s probably gone fuck all away.

I remember reading this one like 10 years ago or something so I went on the Wayback machine to compare, and to noone's suprise it's basically a different article completely. I'll spoiler the two for convenience.

Spoiler: Snapshot from 20 Jan 2013

Item #: SCP-113
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-113 requires no extraordinary containment procedures, and is to be kept in a standard storage locker in Site-23. SCP-113 is hazardous to personnel, and should be handled only through rubber laboratory gloves to prevent accidental exposure. Personnel accidentally exposed to SCP-113 are to be kept under medical observation for 24 hours.

Description: SCP-113 resembles a small piece of red jasper, but when analyzed under EDX, Mass Spec. and other fingerprinting analysis, is found to consist of none of the usual constituents. Instead, its composition is similar to that of ███████.

When touched by the flesh of an organism possessing sex chromosomes, the object changes both the genetic and the physical sex of the entire organism. This happens in 3 stages. In the first stage, lasting approximately 0.2 seconds, the object forms a bond with the cells that it touches and induces an unknown chemical change. In the second stage, lasting approximately 2 seconds, the item emits a low-energy wave that travels through the body. This causes a complex protein interaction that changes the chromosomes of the organism to those of the opposite sex. In the third and final stage, which lasts around 20 seconds, the item emits another wave that causes cells in the body and the peripheral nervous system to change to a unique variation of partially-differentiated stem cells. Upon returning to normal human tissue, the subject will be physically altered to the opposite gender. This change is semi-permanent, in that it can only be reversed by a second contact with the item. When the object is placed into direct contact with asexual organisms or inorganic material, it begins the process, but stops at the first stage.

The process of transformation has been described as excruciatingly painful. The initial bonding process causes tissue damage similar to third-degree burns, penetrating into subcutaneous fat and muscle tissue in rare cases. The "wave" described in the second stage causes extreme nausea and vomiting, along with feeling similar to burning across the skin and through internal organs. Restructuring of the nervous system causes intense stimulation of all sensory nerves, including those that transmit pain and sexual arousal. The third-stage process of transformation has a failure rate of approximately 25%. In about half of failed transformation, partial or complete obliteration of the genitals is experienced, along with lacerations of the skin and abdominal organs as they transform at slightly different rates. An additional half of failed cases result in death of the subject by severe organ trauma or internal bleeding, or partial or complete paralysis. Minor tissue damage, usually to the skin, occurs in nearly 75% of all cases. The failure rate increases exponentially for multiple exposures, often resulting in permanent damage even after successful transformation. Note that there is a significant risk of [DATA EXPUNGED] after multiple exposures.

Spoiler: As of today

Item #: SCP-113

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-113 is to be kept in standard storage in Site-23. SCP-113 may be handled with laboratory gloves. No organism may be exposed to SCP-113 without prior approval. Personnel exposed to SCP-113 are to be kept under medical observation for 7 days.

Description: SCP-113 resembles a small, polished piece of red jasper. Analysis shows that SCP-113 is not composed of jasper, but [REDACTED] composition similar to that of other recovered objects.

When SCP-113 comes in direct contact with the flesh of an organism possessing sex chromosomes, the organism's physical characteristics associated with gender and biological sex are transformed (including genetics and secondary sexual characteristics), either reversed or altered.

This process occurs in four stages:

Stage 1: Lasts approximately 0.2 seconds. SCP-113 bonds with the cells that it touches and induces an unidentified chemical change. This process causes tissue damage similar to mild burns, and SCP-113 cannot be removed from contact with the subject until all stages complete.

Stage 2: Lasts approximately 20 seconds. SCP-113 emits a low-intensity electromagnetic wave which travels through the subject's body. Subjects may experience nausea and vomiting, along with a stinging sensation throughout the body.

Stage 3: Lasts approximately 60 seconds. Throughout this stage, the subject's cellular makeup is temporarily transformed. Altered cell composition ranges widely from being unidentifiable as human, to a unique variation of partially-differentiated stem cells. The subject will experience intense stimulation of all sensory nerves during the final 20 seconds of this stage, and describe this part of the process as extremely painful. Subjects in poor health may die of shock in this stage.

At the end of this stage, the subject's biological sex is permanently altered. In standard cases, the subject's biological sex will be changed to the opposite biological sex. All primary and secondary sexual characteristics are altered accordingly.

Stage 4: SCP-113 disengages from the subject and becomes inert.

Subjects with sex chromosomes atypical for their species (such as intersex humans) are affected in unpredictable ways by SCP-113. In human intersex subjects, this appears to be influenced by gender identity; such subjects may be unaffected, or their bodies may change to match baseline male or female bodies (with sex chromosomes to match), or other results may occur. Usually, change seems to match or partially match subject's gender identity during initial use, if gender identity is nonstandard. Whether SCP-113 alters its effect based on the presence of a nonstandard gender identity is under investigation.

Gender identity of human subjects is not typically altered by SCP-113. In subjects with nonstandard gender identities (typically gender identities which do not match their pre-exposure biological sex), this usually results in positive psychological effects. In subjects with standard gender identities (male/female, matching pre-exposure biological sex), psychological effects are usually negative. These appear to be natural psychological reactions, and not an anomalous effect of SCP-113.

SCP-113 exposure results in unusual effects in certain species. In Varanus komodoensis (the komodo dragon), a number of ZW/ZZ individuals were transformed to possess WW chromosomes instead of ZZ or ZW, which was in every instance fatal. In Caenorhabditis elegans (a nematode), no males were produced despite C. elegans having two sexes (hermaphrodite and male). Male subjects became hermaphrodites, and hermaphrodite subjects were unaffected. (Note: In wild populations, male C. elegans are extremely rare.)

Subjects of single-sex, hermaphroditic species (such as earthworms) will not be transformed by SCP-113; the object's process will stop at the second stage and the object will become inert.

Previously exposed subjects may undergo SCP-113's effects again by re-initiating contact with SCP-113 after approximately 60 seconds have passed. However, in 25% of cases, immediate second exposure to SCP-113 fails to transform the subject correctly. Transformation failure varies in nature, but usually includes massive bone, organ, and tissue damage to the subject, as well as partial or complete obliteration of genitalia. This commonly results in death by organ trauma or internal bleeding.

Failure rate can be affected by subjects not coming into contact with SCP-113 for a lengthy period of time, which varies by subject; patterns are under research. Under normal circumstances, transformation failure rate increases exponentially upon multiple exposures. Subjects who survive rapid, repeated exposure are eventually transformed [DATA EXPUNGED] Further anomalous elements continue to appear as exposure count increases.

It seems like the original had a bit of body horror in it with the way it basically eviscerates you into the opposite sex and this is mostly missing from the new article. They also now have to clarify that the SCP will make sure to affirm trannies not identifying with their sex will get what they want as well as intersex getting what they want. In short really fucking cringe.

Look, both of the articles are bad, but why change an old article that was trying to do something sex change related but not tranny related. Wait don't answer that, obviously trannies have to "transform" everything they touch to be like them, almost like a reverse version of this SCP. Subject class keter if I do say so myself.

 

[AMHOLIO]

@HRT Heisenberg

Subject class keter if I do say so myself.

Usually, they're safe because they don't go outside and you can cut them off from the internet which prevents spread and even cures some. It's when someone tells them "no" that they start manifesting in droves IRL, uncontained by the boundaries of their prison to en mass harass people to let them use women's spaces.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I found it. I found the worst SCP in existence that also exemplifies the absolute worst of the festering corpse the wiki has become, especially in the 6000 series.

Trigger warning: This is some INSANE troon cringe shit. Seriously, it's bad. 242 updoots btw. creepypasta website btw.

SCP-6113 - SCP Foundation

The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.

scp-wiki.wikidot.com

This is not the point of your post, but I gotta say it. I fucking hate these past few series, because the authors are trying to write a god damn novel with their SCP articles. They’re too fucking long, and honestly it puts me off to see that there’s multiple “click to access file” and it’s ANOTHER huge entry of horseshit, and then other links in the same god damned page takes you to ANOTHER page. Part of this is due to me being lazy and part of me just doesn’t like that they can never get to the point anymore.

I’ve tried to read the longer, newer ones but it just feels like there’s never payoff for the amount of time I’ve wasted in reading it. They’re trying to create a narrative and a story that either doesn’t work for SCP, or that I just don’t care about (the trans part isn’t helping this).

Spoiler for those who can't be assed: Orange being made of light talks to trans people, teleports them to a lake for a nice chat, changes their appearance and literal chromosomes in a magic mirror lake, then teleports them back and shazam you're a REAL woman now. Can't be contained, only exists to troon people happy.

Thank you for your service. I could not read more than 50 words of this shit.

Edit because I am not done harping on this:

They really fucking hate the scps made before scp-2000 and want them all deleted because they are "boring murder monsters and full of tropes"

Of course they want to ruin another good thing (somewhat). If it isn’t trannyism, they don’t like it.

I think 049 was an overrated s cp to begin with. The best is 666 which I believe is the chritismas scp.

Oh, that’s SCP-4666! That’s probably my favorite too.

 

[AnOminous]

They’re too fucking long, and honestly it puts me off to see that there’s multiple “click to access file” and it’s ANOTHER huge entry of horseshit, and then other links in the same god damned page takes you to ANOTHER page. Part of this is due to me being lazy and part of me just doesn’t like that they can never get to the point anymore.

The whole concept was previously giving you the absolute minimum information necessary to carry out whatever containment procedure was necessary often without even actually telling you what the thing is directly.

 

[Argrabius]

This is not the point of your post, but I gotta say it. I fucking hate these past few series, because the authors are trying to write a god damn novel with their SCP articles. They’re too fucking long, and honestly it puts me off to see that there’s multiple “click to access file” and it’s ANOTHER huge entry of horseshit, and then other links in the same god damned page takes you to ANOTHER page. Part of this is due to me being lazy and part of me just doesn’t like that they can never get to the point anymore.

I’ve tried to read the longer, newer ones but it just feels like there’s never payoff for the amount of time I’ve wasted in reading it. They’re trying to create a narrative and a story that either doesn’t work for SCP, or that I just don’t care about (the trans part isn’t helping this).

Thank you for your service. I could not read more than 50 words of this shit.

Edit because I am not done harping on this:

Of course they want to ruin another good thing (somewhat). If it isn’t trannyism, they don’t like it.

Oh, that’s SCP-4666! That’s probably my favorite too.

I miss when the biggest stylistic break in SCP was the rpgmaker game (which followed almost every trope people like anyways). Years ago if you tried submitting something with the length and storylines of modern SCP you would told to go post your creepypasta on Reddit

 

[Absolute-Despair]

The whole concept was previously giving you the absolute minimum information necessary to carry out whatever containment procedure was necessary often without even actually telling you what the thing is directly.

I like when the SCP articles we are given appear as being basic rundowns for low level personnel/D-class, enough knowledge to do what they are supposed to do, maybe a few bits of incident and testing logs to shake it up. I’m okay with the occasional change, but when the occasion becomes the norm I’m not a fan.

That’s kind of what they did in that one SCP game, Containment Breach, where at the beginning you are given a document on 173 outlining its key features, containment procedure and how to not get necksnapped.

 

[Fortyone]

This is not the point of your post, but I gotta say it. I fucking hate these past few series, because the authors are trying to write a god damn novel with their SCP articles. They’re too fucking long, and honestly it puts me off to see that there’s multiple “click to access file” and it’s ANOTHER huge entry of horseshit, and then other links in the same god damned page takes you to ANOTHER page. Part of this is due to me being lazy and part of me just doesn’t like that they can never get to the point anymore.

I’ve tried to read the longer, newer ones but it just feels like there’s never payoff for the amount of time I’ve wasted in reading it. They’re trying to create a narrative and a story that either doesn’t work for SCP, or that I just don’t care about (the trans part isn’t helping this).

I agree 100%, they are really trying to push these novel-sized entries with numerous functions (extra pages, enough coding to make your article into a pseudo-videogame, huge addendums, extremely high concept settings, etc.). Alot of the higher ups at the wiki want this and in general have really cracked down on what gets published, perhaps too much. In a way I can understand this, you don't want 10,000 kids coming in and shitting it up with scp-682 or scp-049 clones like they used to and putting us in the 10000 series, but they are pretty extreme at times and you can tell they all took literature/English related courses in university and hold writers to "high" (autistic) standards.


The wiki's biggest problem is that it's staffed and run entirely by people that used Tumblr last decade and that they are terraforming the website to satisfy their shitty desires. They push all the shit people hated Tumblr for not just the trans stuff. The new SCPs are loaded to the brim with self insert Mary sues, furry shit, anime inspired trash, social justice shit, gay inside jokes, and Harry Potter type levity and magic instead of industrial horror and death (idk if I mentioned it but they are pushing to replace the scp foundation with the wanderer's library, which is like the foundation except with trans black wizards and spells instead of science and concrete complexes). It's basically a series of gay fan fictions now, even more than it was.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

they are pushing to replace the scp foundation with the wanderer's library, which is like the foundation except with trans black wizards and spells instead of science and concrete complexes).

Wait… REPLACE? Can’t they just go make their own little site and leave this one alone? Why do they have to screech and demand that everything be changed and ruined for their fee fees?

 

[AnOminous]

Wait… REPLACE? Can’t they just go make their own little site and leave this one alone? Why do they have to screech and demand that everything be changed and ruined for their fee fees?

Because they're cancerous, evil tards.

 

[narusegawa]

I think 049 was an overrated s cp to begin with. The best is 666 which I believe is the chritismas scp.

The cool part of 049 was the setup showing him as a typical murder monster, followed by the twist which revealed that he was sapient and could talk the whole time but simply chose not to. Now it's replaced by six pages of therapy sessions lol.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Why would they even need this shit when SCP-113 already exists?

113 isn't safe enough (seeing as it's sex changing ability carries the risk of killing you).

 

[Valstrax]

113 isn't safe enough (seeing as it's sex changing ability carries the risk of killing you).

Unsurprisingly more realistic than the other sex change SCP, and one I actually prefer in terms of the concept.

 

[HRT Heisenberg]

Unsurprisingly more realistic than the other sex change SCP, and one I actually prefer in terms of the concept.

I think the thing that frustrates me the most is say what you will about the execution of these articles especially some of the earlier ones. But they were almost always focused on a horror or science fiction/intrigue element. Hell I will occasionally watch a TheVolgun video and enjoy listening to it. What makes me MATI is it's not just the newer articles, they have to go back and retcon earlier stuff because too many of the SCP writers feel the need to prioritize writing things that makes them feel good inside whether that be Mary Sues or tranny bullshit. I know Dr Bright was always a thing but at least back then you could ignore a lot of the members and just read some of the better written articles, it's not really worth sifting through it anymore especially if you can't even trust the older stuff to not be compromised.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I agree 100%, they are really trying to push these novel-sized entries with numerous functions (extra pages, enough coding to make your article into a pseudo-videogame, huge addendums, extremely high concept settings, etc.). Alot of the higher ups at the wiki want this and in general have really cracked down on what gets published, perhaps too much. In a way I can understand this, you don't want 10,000 kids coming in and shitting it up with scp-682 or scp-049 clones like they used to and putting us in the 10000 series, but they are pretty extreme at times and you can tell they all took literature/English related courses in university and hold writers to "high" (autistic) standards.


The wiki's biggest problem is that it's staffed and run entirely by people that used Tumblr last decade and that they are terraforming the website to satisfy their shitty desires. They push all the shit people hated Tumblr for not just the trans stuff. The new SCPs are loaded to the brim with self insert Mary sues, furry shit, anime inspired trash, social justice shit, gay inside jokes, and Harry Potter type levity and magic instead of industrial horror and death (idk if I mentioned it but they are pushing to replace the scp foundation with the wanderer's library, which is like the foundation except with trans black wizards and spells instead of science and concrete complexes). It's basically a series of gay fan fictions now, even more than it was.

It's really representative of the breed.
You wonder, if you want to write your fucking sword and sorcery fantasy bullshit about demons and old kingdoms and magic, then why not just go write them in some place more appropriate? This is SCP, at its best it's supposed to be about looking at random items or concepts you encounter in your everyday life and wondering "What if that did this other thing, that sure would be interesting and/or creepy".

But they don't, because they can't, because nobody cares about the self-indulgent trash they write. They know they have to take over and subvert something that's already established or everyone will ignore them.

Kind of like how games journalism winds up filled with bitter sub-par wannabe journalists who think the medium is beneath them, sites like SCP are inevitably going to wind up filled with bitter sub-par wannabe novelists who think the medium is beneath them.

They have no interest or respect for the themes of SCP that made it as popular as it is. They only want people to read their pretentious faggot fantasy/sci-fi novel and figure this is the way to do it.

I guess that's always how it is though. If you enjoy making stuff you have to be ready to move on, because eventually the fucking retards will always catch up.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Because they're cancerous, evil tards.

Ironically, as soon as they change the name, I think the site will drop off in popularity. SCP is partially brand recognition, replacing the original with a parasite will turn it to much less talked about and visited. It's already on the decline, this would just solidify it. "We are NOT SCP OR horror" would be the death rattle. Any older person I've talked to who grew up with it only knows it as horror too. It'll burn the ship down even faster.

Complaints about the original staff like Dr. Bight being a Mary Sue are still valid, but they'd be twice as valid if these guys get a stranglehold on the whole thing. Writers would panic and wouldn't be sure how to treat gay black characters in "horror" settings and it would be boring as fuck since you could guess if someone dies based on their skin color and sexual orientation.

Kind of like how games journalism winds up filled with bitter sub-par wannabe journalists who think the medium is beneath them, sites like SCP are inevitably going to wind up filled with bitter sub-par wannabe novelists who think the medium is beneath them.

They have no interest or respect for the themes of SCP that made it as popular as it is. They only want people to read their pretentious faggot fantasy/sci-fi novel and figure this is the way to do it.

This, right here.

I guess that's always how it is though. If you enjoy making stuff you have to be ready to move on, because eventually the fucking retards will always catch up.

Think of it more like this: the longer a franchise goes on, the more likely the original creators won't be involved. This can be good and bad: a character like Deadpool can be given new life under a different writer and become more that just a knock off. There's several great stories written out there that aren't written by the creators of certain comics that are still fun and interesting reads. Then there's all of what makes comics retarded and what happens when fanboys and fangirls get control of the property, but the BAD way. You can kinda guess what these are. And of course, there's people who whine and wanted to write movies or a different superhero because they're more prestigious but they're stuck writing comics because mommy and daddy didn't have enough money to force movie studios to look at their work or something.

All it takes is one bad writer or bad manager to get in and invite all their roach friends in to turn something bad. Things like comic books and tv shows have more periods of good and bad since they run on capitalism, but SCP runs on internet autists getting kicked upstairs so it's fucked on this one.