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I don't think this is the case. They very clearly want to ban him, but know the fallout would be too much to handle, so they don't.
Not banning him sooner is a mistake because as time goes on he amasses more writers and community members willing to worship him as a God. A meltdown in 2018 is better than a meltdown in 2021.
 
Not banning him sooner is a mistake because as time goes on he amasses more writers and community members willing to worship him as a God. A meltdown in 2018 is better than a meltdown in 2021.
I don't quite agree here, I'd be willing to bet Kaktus is unstable enough these days to throw a pretty hardcore self-incriminating tantrum if he were to be banned.
 
Not banning him sooner is a mistake because as time goes on he amasses more writers and community members willing to worship him as a God. A meltdown in 2018 is better than a meltdown in 2021.
I say let his worshippers throw a temper tantrum. Anyone stupid enough to blindly follow Kaktus despite his obvious shittiness isn't worth keeping around.
 
I don't like directly addressing things said to me by SCP community members, but this was posted today when they realized that I took screenshots of them shitting on Counter:
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Make of it what you will.
 
I don't like directly addressing things said to me by SCP community members, but this was posted today when they realized that I took screenshots of them shitting on Counter:
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Make of it what you will.
I was only PRETENDING to be retarded!

also now that you have entered kiwifarms.net onto your browser i have used the website's free IP Tracker to track your ip and have sent a minimum of 3 ICBMs to your house
 
Looks like another pedostaff found himself in hot water http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-14038817/disciplinary-uncle-nicolini

The only context we get is about an old 2019 harassment investigation about interpersonal interactions. If anyone has more information I'm sure we would appreciate it
My best guess is that the AH investigation referenced here was due to Nico being reported by @Lil' Misogynist for reasons that you can see if you go back a little bit in the thread. I have no idea what the incident that sparked this thread was, though.
 
My best guess is that the AH investigation referenced here was due to Nico being reported by @Lil' Misogynist for reasons that you can see if you go back a little bit in the thread. I have no idea what the incident that sparked this thread was, though.
That clears some confusion, I forgot that happened. Sad though, I thought he was one of the good ones.
 
That clears some confusion, I forgot that happened. Sad though, I thought he was one of the good ones.
Honestly, I saw this coming. Nico has a history of being unnecessarily hostile to people, something I've seen firsthand in places like SCPD. It was only a matter of time before he really pissed off the wrong people.
 
Honestly, I saw this coming. Nico has a history of being unnecessarily hostile to people, something I've seen firsthand in places like SCPD. It was only a matter of time before he really pissed off the wrong people.
I never hung out in SCP Discords, only ever their IRC and he wasn't talking much when I was there.
 
Looks like another pedostaff found himself in hot water http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-14038817/disciplinary-uncle-nicolini

The only context we get is about an old 2019 harassment investigation about interpersonal interactions. If anyone has more information I'm sure we would appreciate it
Not pedostaff as far as I know. The 2019 allegation is well documented ITT, via @Lil' Misogynist, here and here.

I'll say it before, and I'll say it again; SCP does not need our help cannibalizing themselves and imploding. We don't need to hyperbolize, they are at no loss of self-producing mortifying and embarrassing content as it is. Having said that, Uncle Nico was one of only two or three staff mentioned here who have highly questionable sexual misconduct histories and who hadn't been either banned or seen running swiftly for the exits. Take that for what it's worth. Seems as though the staff on that O5 post are set on stripping him of his position. Uncle Nico to KF in 3...2...1...

As a partially relevant aside, here is a romance tale he wrote recently:
It's an autobiographical tale about how the narrator has finally accepted himself as asexual. Hey this is great timing! Can you imagine what questionable behavior would otherwise hover over him, if he weren't asexual? Now any alleged sexual harassment against him can be swatted away by citing this admission-tale. Phew, tie goes to the runner.

Anyway, here's a clip:
Hey John. I'm Justine, but you can call me Jay.

Alright, Jay. It's a pleasure.

Mine as well.

So what's a classy person such as yourself doing in a place like this?



The same thing you're doing; hoping to meet someone I could possibly go on a date with.

Good, good… So what are you looking for in a relationship exactly?



Someone who is understanding of me and my, uh, idiosyncrasies.

What do you mean?



It's complicated.

Well, you've piqued my interest.

My mom always worried I would wind up alone.
I guess she was right to worry about me.
First off, lol.

Second off, wow. "I am hoping to meet someone who can finally just get me in all my uniqueness..." was probably subconsciously written with the character breaking eye contact to give a pensive turn to the rain-streaked window. This is not how you pique the interest of anyone, not compositionally and certainly not romantically. Extremely poor character writing and dialogue. This is what fedora edgelords whose romantic expectations are informed solely by anime protagonists fantasize is how a woman will react to them on sight. "It's complicated" is supposed to be enough of an narrative motive to have the speed dater find the narrator as vulnerable and endearing? This is all it takes in the mind of the author to justify feelings of protectiveness and interest in a potential romance?

Yeah, asexual is probably the best option here.
 
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Not pedostaff as far as I know. The 2019 allegation is well documented ITT, via @Lil' Misogynist, here and here.

I'll say it before, and I'll say it again; SCP does not need our help cannibalizing themselves and imploding. We don't need to hyperbolize, they are at no loss of self-producing mortifying and embarrassing content as it is. Having said that, Uncle Nico was one of only two or three staff mentioned here who have highly questionable sexual misconduct histories and who hadn't been either banned or seen running swiftly for the exits. Take that for what it's worth. Seems as though the staff on that O5 post are set on stripping him of his position. Uncle Nico to KF in 3...2...1...

As a partially relevant aside, here is a romance tale he wrote recently:
It's an autobiographical tale about how the narrator has finally accepted himself as asexual. Hey this is great timing! Can you imagine what questionable behavior would otherwise hover over him, if he weren't asexual? Now any alleged sexual harassment against him can be swatted away by citing this admission-tale. Phew, tie goes to the runner.

Anyway, here's a clip:

First off, lol.

Second off, wow. "I am hoping to meet someone who can finally just get me in all my uniqueness..." was probably subconsciously written with the character breaking eye contact to give a pensive turn to the rain-streaked window. This is not how you pique the interest of anyone, not compositionally and certainly not romantically. Extremely poor character writing and dialogue. This is what fedora edgelords whose romantic expectations are informed solely by anime protagonists fantasize is how a woman will react to them on sight. "It's complicated" is supposed to be enough of an narrative motive to have the speed dater find the narrator as vulnerable and endearing? This is all it takes in the mind of the author to justify feelings of protectiveness and interest in a potential romance?

Yeah, asexual is probably the best option here.
My mom always worried I would wind up alone.
I guess she was right to worry about me.
Oh, Nico.
 
Not pedostaff as far as I know. The 2019 allegation is well documented ITT, via @Lil' Misogynist, here and here.

I'll say it before, and I'll say it again; SCP does not need our help cannibalizing themselves and imploding. We don't need to hyperbolize, they are at no loss of self-producing mortifying and embarrassing content as it is. Having said that, Uncle Nico was one of only two or three staff mentioned here who have highly questionable sexual misconduct histories and who hadn't been either banned or seen running swiftly for the exits. Take that for what it's worth. Seems as though the staff on that O5 post are set on stripping him of his position. Uncle Nico to KF in 3...2...1...

As a partially relevant aside, here is a romance tale he wrote recently:
It's an autobiographical tale about how the narrator has finally accepted himself as asexual. Hey this is great timing! Can you imagine what questionable behavior would otherwise hover over him, if he weren't asexual? Now any alleged sexual harassment against him can be swatted away by citing this admission-tale. Phew, tie goes to the runner.

Anyway, here's a clip:

First off, lol.

Second off, wow. "I am hoping to meet someone who can finally just get me in all my uniqueness..." was probably subconsciously written with the character breaking eye contact to give a pensive turn to the rain-streaked window. This is not how you pique the interest of anyone, not compositionally and certainly not romantically. Extremely poor character writing and dialogue. This is what fedora edgelords whose romantic expectations are informed solely by anime protagonists fantasize is how a woman will react to them on sight. "It's complicated" is supposed to be enough of an narrative motive to have the speed dater find the narrator as vulnerable and endearing? This is all it takes in the mind of the author to justify feelings of protectiveness and interest in a potential romance?

Yeah, asexual is probably the best option here.

Christ, my old callout posts were so poorly written. It’s only been a little over year but it makes me cringe remembering how scared I was to speak my mind and come off in any way that wasn’t as woke and sensitive as possible, not to mention the over-sharing.

Anyway, this has been a long time coming. Whether or not AH as a unit is concerned about anything I have to say, the fact is that I’ve seen Nico treat members of the community like absolute shit way too many times over the years and he’s always responded poorly to criticism of his behavior. It was never just me and I always tried to make that clear. I rest my case and this is the last post I’m going to make about the dude.

Edit: Just so we’re clear, no, he’s not a pedo. Just someone who needs to learn a thing or two about boundaries if he hasn’t already.
 
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Edit: Just so we’re clear, no, he’s not a pedo. Just someone who needs to learn a thing or two about boundaries if he hasn’t already.
Not pedostaff as far as I know. The 2019 allegation is well documented ITT, via @Lil' Misogynist, here and here.
I wasn't claiming he is a pedo. He works with pedos so he is pedostaff because as a whole they earned this title. All or nothing
 
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