Screencaps of the guy being exceptional in Chat - Guy goes to drama forum to find love and when that fails he spergs out in chat

Gurl, you can do this one of two things:

1. complain on the internet and be lonely
2. shitpost on the internet and get those lovers.


The choice is yours. The latter has worked out really well for me.
Ive never missed Dyn until this dude started suicide baiting chat, now I wish he was here.
 
Gurl, you can do this one of two things:

1. complain on the internet and be lonely
2. shitpost on the internet and get those lovers.


The choice is yours. The latter has worked out really well for me.
It's either live or die. I gotta live and at least try. Even if it's some 400 lb hambeast, it's better than nothing.
 
Alright everyone, here's the plan. I pretty much never go out. Even though I'm 18 and I can go out whenever I wan't. I think the biggest fear that is holding me back is my parents. ESP my mom, she'd prolly get suspicious of me and thinking I'm doing drugs, do I just say fuck it and go out to some club anyway? Even if I'm awkward as fuck and look like a retard, I'm just gonna try and fuck someone anyway and seriously stop being a sheltered little bitch. Sound good?
 
Alright everyone, here's the plan. I pretty much never go out. Even though I'm 18 and I can go out whenever I wan't. I think the biggest fear that is holding me back is my parents. ESP my mom, she'd prolly get suspicious of me and thinking I'm doing drugs, do I just say fuck it and go out to some club anyway? Even if I'm awkward as fuck and look like an exceptional individual, I'm just gonna try and fuck someone anyway and seriously stop being a sheltered little bitch. Sound good?
Unless you've agoraphobia you have no other excuse. If you're still so fond of mommy's apron strings you can even tell her your intentions. I'm sure the old broad'd be happy to have you out of her hair.
 
Alright everyone, here's the plan. I pretty much never go out. Even though I'm 18 and I can go out whenever I wan't. I think the biggest fear that is holding me back is my parents. ESP my mom, she'd prolly get suspicious of me and thinking I'm doing drugs, do I just say fuck it and go out to some club anyway? Even if I'm awkward as fuck and look like an exceptional individual, I'm just gonna try and fuck someone anyway and seriously stop being a sheltered little bitch. Sound good?
....Just remember to use a condom and make sure there's consent.
 
Thing is, I'm only 18, do they have clubs that I could get into?

They just can't serve you at the bar. They can let you in though unless there's a sign posted saying otherwise.
 
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