Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[kidatari]

I return the shopping cart cause its right thing to do.
Anybody who doesn't is no better than animal, an absolute savage. Returning the shopping cart determines if a person is a good or bad member of society.

 

[Faglock Holmes]

Good intentions pave the road to being a retard on the internet, I guess.

 

[Pissmaster]

Do carts require a coin to release them from latches on the corral in the US? They do where I'm from and it's seen as noble to not return your cart as it can then be taken by someone who may not have any change. Some people will ask you if you want their cart as you exit your car and let you have it with the coin still inserted. Those are the real heroes.

They're rare, but they're around. I don't remember them ever being common, but I'd imagine they're even less so nowadays with how popular credit cards are, so most people don't just have a quarter bouncing around in their pockets.

 

[Alaric the Visigoth]

No

Aldi does

 

[Manulian Perspective]

harassing people over something everyone does.

Nigger exposing himself as the type of swarthoid who doesn't put back his cart

 

[Squidler]

We had dozens of lolcows that were basically fan threads.

Tamers is a perfect example of this, nobody hates him, his thread is filled with people rubbing their hands together waiting for his next upload. He's still a Lolcow but he's loved for it.

 

[JamusActimus]

Aldi does

It's because it's german.

 

[Buckaroo]

As someone that collected carts at a supermarket when I was younger, I would have hated to see some autistic sperg running around riling people up over carts where I worked.

 

[Super Guido]

As someone that collected carts at a supermarket when I was younger, I would have hated to see some autistic sperg running around riling people up over carts where I worked.

Same, but I'd probably tell them to get a job if they give that much of a shit about it. Stop yelling at strangers like a sub-70 iq autist and get a job putting the carts away.

 

[TV's Adam West]

>Kiwi farms civil war is started not by trannies, fags or furries, but by fucking shopping carts

 

[Sugriva]

I had my favorite parking spot blocked by some degenerate faggot leaving a cart out today... Really wish Sebastian were around to teach these lazybones a lesson.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Lot of lazybones ITT.

I know absolutely nothing of the man outside of his righteous crusade against the lazybones of the world that refuse to do the absolute minimum to not be a fucking cunt. I unironically believe that people that don't return their carts deserve to be harassed, intimidated, accosted, and humiliated.

"Waaaah he's fucking with their cars by putting the magnet on!!!" Yeah, you know what else fucks with a car? leaving a cart out so the wind catches it and slings it into a parked vehicle, causing hundreds of dollars in damage.

 

[WhitePanther1776]

Return your cart or kill yourself

 

[Alaric the Visigoth]

It's not the carts. The carts are a symptom of the disease. People wonder why I'm a fucking misanthrope when even putting back your fucking cart is controversial.

You didn't have to push a dead mobility scooters from across the parking lot in pouring rain. I would gladly take skinny niggers leaving their carts by parking spots compared to obese ones who abuse carts meant for actual handicap people.

 

[Bob Semple Sonichu]

I enjoy seeing people (niggers) get mad about his shtick but also I hope we get to watch him get shot / stabbed in 4k

 

[Lurker]

I never put the shopping cart back, and I tell others not to bother. Maybe we're destined to meet like David and Elijah in Unbreakable.

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan this man is a MENACE

 

[Lichen Bark]

Return cart, or return to monke. The choice is yours.

 

[LadiosSopp]

haha this reminds me of old Tom Green skits where he'd annoy people over the most inane stuff to the point they'd chimp out on him. Gonna be hilarious when the guy gets his shit pushed in for taking it too far - regardless of if he's actually serious about this or not.

 

[Berrakh]

Who knew it was a bad idea to base your life off of a 4chan copypasta? It's not like the denizens of that site go outside or have schedules so of course they would come up with a punitive philosophy over something so petty..

Odds are the people most 'guilty' of not returning shopping carts are genuinely busy people with a bunch of kids in tow, or old people, or whatever. The real dregs of society don't grocery shop and rarely buy enough to need a cart.

The real reason society can't have vigilantes is it would result in dumb shit like this.

 

[Action Orange]

Yall mfers really in here dying on the hill of shopping carts. May ye cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla, brave warriors.

Anyway, when dude pulled out the strap because of that gay magnet I laughed super hard. That guy was based