Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[Buckaroo]

What do you mean by magnetic locks? Like on the wheels? Because I've just had an image pop in my head of a set of handcuffs cuffing your hands to the handle.
"You WILL return the cart, goy!"

Yeah, they either have a cover slide out over the wheel or something just locks the wheel in place. They're really annoying because a lot of places just refuse to replace them when they break.

 

[Lurker]

You’re not having fun here if you’re this determined to neg rate any and all banter.

says the lazybones complaining about ratings kek

LAZY.
PELVIS.

n-no u

 

[John Wesley Hardin]

You’re not having fun here if you’re this determined to neg rate any and all banter.

I feel ya, but you are certainly coming off like a lazybones

 

[Squidler]

Everything Cart Narc touches turns into absurdity, that alone tells me that he deserves a thread.

 

[FuckedUpDeer]

Reading the op I did not expect such pure undiluted autism would follow. You gotta have some extreme brainrot to have an unironic heated opinion on this subject one way or the other.

 

[Berrakh]

I feel ya, but you are certainly coming off like a lazybones

Which is crazy since I don’t even use the carts a lot of the time.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

I dont care about the cart guy or this dumb debate. I'm more interested in the one guy that is giving every comment an autistic reaction. Can we get a thread on that guy?

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

Which is crazy since I don’t even use the carts a lot of the time.

I feel ya, I just drive my car into the shop like a normal person.

 

[Pain_killer]

Cart returning is a art

 

[Berrakh]

I feel ya, I just drive my car into the shop like a normal person.

Chaotic evil

 

[blue gopher snakes]

just sounds like you're using "muh kids" as an excuse to be a lazybones

always an excuse used by shitty parents who don't want to be responsible for their own behavior

it was their choice to be parents. also, it takes maybe 30 seconds or less to put a fucking cart away, it is hardly an inconvenience. what were you going to do instead? sit in traffic?

also how do you "forget" the cart? how did you bring the food to your car? how do you somehow "forget" the giant fuck-off cart right next to your car that you'll have to actively avoid when leaving your parking spot?

kek, just sounds like you're a shitty parent who can't put their cart away

lazybones

edit: not apologizing for doublepost, fuck da poleeeeece

Or, hear me out: have your kids help you put the cart back to teach the next generation about the satisfaction of having a bit of integrity. Minivan people who use “muh kids” as an excuse to behave as subpar citizens are an embarrassment.

 

[Squidler]

I dont care about the cart guy or this dumb debate. I'm more interested in the one guy that is giving every comment an autistic reaction. Can we get a thread on that guy?

"He just gave another autistic reaction, QUICK! WRITE THAT DOWN!"

 

[MetalOwls]

@Lady Rackets Ass is a faggot with no decency if he thinks the Cart Narcs are thread worthy.

Shopping carts cause accidents for cars when strewn out in lots, and they inconvenience the disabled when they end up abandoned in designated parking spots.

 

[FuckedUpDeer]

they inconvenience the disabled when they end up abandoned in designated parking spots.

Based.

 

[Berrakh]

Or, hear me out: have your kids help you put the cart back to teach the next generation about the satisfaction of having a bit of integrity. Minivan people who use “muh kids” as an excuse to behave as subpar citizens are an embarrassment.

That’s acceptable to me. Especially when they’re hitting like fifth grade.

Much better than arguing busy people could never forget the GIANT CART next to them (you have to be a turbo manlet to think shopping carts can’t be overlooked).

 

[Squidler]

@Lady Rackets Ass is a faggot with no decency if he thinks the Cart Narcs are thread worthy.

Shopping carts cause accidents for cars when strewn out in lots, and they inconvenience the disabled when they end up abandoned in designated parking spots.

If you're driving a shopping cart you're probably disabled.

 

[Pissmaster]

Nigger

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Someone buy this guy a ticket to Merida and whatever supermarket is closest to Casa del Babby Diarrhea. I’ll be rooting for Ralph for once.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

and they inconvenience the disabled when they end up abandoned in designated parking spots.

They should just park in a normal spot, goddamned lazybones.

 

[jertzog]

Reading the op I did not expect such pure undiluted autism would follow. You gotta have some extreme brainrot to have an unironic heated opinion on this subject one way or the other.

Highly predictable considering the debate occurs in every imageboard thread featuring this attention-seeking weirdo.
I'd still consider him a cow because he's harassing strangers and inviting confrontation.