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If people start throwing shit at my car and I don't know what it is, I'm gonna get pretty pissed off.
I don't think that's an unreasonable response.
I don't think that's an unreasonable response.
Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc
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Kirby
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hes like a retarded version of mr resetti for people who dont put their shopping carts back. your punishment for being lazy is having this retard manifest out of nowhere and fuck with you. his life is completely worthless. you know this and he certainly knows this as well. he wants to die and you want him to die but if you kill him you will spend your life in prison.
he is an effective deterrent not because he is intimidating or powerful but because he is so easily punchable that even the scrawniest pencil necked geek will take one look at him and think they can beat the shit out of him.
knowing you could easily beat the shit out of someone who deserves it but knowing you'll get in trouble for doing it is the most frustrating feelings in the world and this is what makes him dangerous. he isnt a threat to you, he makes you a threat to yourself and that is what makes these people so angry when he approaches them.
if you ever end up in a situation where someone like this comes up to you just laugh it off and understand that they are retarded. they are that actual retard at the store that makes grunting noises and hisses at you so you just headpat them and say "god bless you tardman."
once you get angry over it you are just as retarded as they are.
most people over the age of 18 are already mature enough that they would be above this type of autism and just look down at the person with a combination of mild amusement and to a lesser degree, pity. most people obviously cant do that though and one day he will be dead and where he breathed his last breath thousands of carts will be parked over it unaware of the legacy they are desecrating.
he is an effective deterrent not because he is intimidating or powerful but because he is so easily punchable that even the scrawniest pencil necked geek will take one look at him and think they can beat the shit out of him.
knowing you could easily beat the shit out of someone who deserves it but knowing you'll get in trouble for doing it is the most frustrating feelings in the world and this is what makes him dangerous. he isnt a threat to you, he makes you a threat to yourself and that is what makes these people so angry when he approaches them.
if you ever end up in a situation where someone like this comes up to you just laugh it off and understand that they are retarded. they are that actual retard at the store that makes grunting noises and hisses at you so you just headpat them and say "god bless you tardman."
once you get angry over it you are just as retarded as they are.
most people over the age of 18 are already mature enough that they would be above this type of autism and just look down at the person with a combination of mild amusement and to a lesser degree, pity. most people obviously cant do that though and one day he will be dead and where he breathed his last breath thousands of carts will be parked over it unaware of the legacy they are desecrating.
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After you asked three times now for someone to show you a video where Cpt. Cart Narc confronts an actual groid: it's in the OP.
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He might be a faggot but he is channeling some real hero archetype.
If he ran around and declared to them that they don't deserve to live in civilized society because they didn't return it, this man would be an immortal legend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B55gpo3OgQk
If he ran around and declared to them that they don't deserve to live in civilized society because they didn't return it, this man would be an immortal legend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B55gpo3OgQk
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Nigger you can just get in your car and leave. He isn't doing mid-level violence, he's being gay at you. Laugh and drive away.
Again, if the reason for leaving the cart is you're sick or in a hurry the last thing you should care about is some cart nerd squawking at you.
It takes two to tango, people
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What's funny about this thread is you can CLEARLY tell who puts their carts back and who doesn't.
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this guy is just annoying more than anything. personally i put my cart away when possible but if i am near a handicapped spot ill leave it in the area where you cant park since the store i go to has lots of old people who seem to appreciate there being a cart right there for them. nobody has said anything to me about it and i have even seen other people do it.
but basically aside from that or if the cart receptacle is full ill put my cart away. i dont really see why this guy tries to make a big scene out of people being lazy though. like its one thing if its one of those people who just leave the cart in the middle of a parking spot or in directly in the middle of the parking lot or whatever but otherwise i just dont see the big deal. you can be as lazy as you want as long as you are considerate about it.
but basically aside from that or if the cart receptacle is full ill put my cart away. i dont really see why this guy tries to make a big scene out of people being lazy though. like its one thing if its one of those people who just leave the cart in the middle of a parking spot or in directly in the middle of the parking lot or whatever but otherwise i just dont see the big deal. you can be as lazy as you want as long as you are considerate about it.
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Seriously though people don’t understand he is playing a character for lulz and money?
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I wouldn't even be surprised if some of them were plants. Like you'd have to stay out there all day getting THOUSANDS of takes where people just drove away or just said "cool magnet bro can I have another one?"
Huge Fuckin Nerd
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I’ve been watching this dude for years. It’s pretty great how he basically only has one joke and it still stays funny. Maybe I’m just a brainlet
FudgeFish
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It's blowing my mind that people have such strong feelings about this on here. Why do people care?
Yes, I put the cart back. I've never even really noticed people who don't.
Yes, I put the cart back. I've never even really noticed people who don't.
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did you not read the first 4 pages?
It is not about the guy or carts at all, the retarded back an forth from those 2-3 autist was a fun read.
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Because it's fucking funny.
Now the real question is would Fatrick return the cart, or does he say "No, child. I will not return the cart"?
Squidler
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Reminds me of the prank/social experiment trend from 2016, good call.
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MetalOwls
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What's funnier is the people who *know* that all he's adding to their cars are harmless magnets. They're the ones that get even more pissed
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I pointed out earlier that his interactions with noted cow Perry Caravello was almost certainly pre-planned by Perry's cum-loving "manager" TomB. Definitely not the only one.
MetalOwls
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Sebastian was part of the Woody show long before his cart narc act. You can tell he only went on Phil to commit to the bit, too
I'm not sure what's more autistic: doing broken window policing for shopping carts (based) or spending hours on a South East Asian specialist horticultural forum arguing about if its based or not to do broken window policing for shopping carts.