Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[gay]

The way the women reacted was really strange though if their husbands had been home that could have turned out very differently.

probably because that was filmed in Australia where the need to instinctively Castle doctrine a motherfucker isn't as pervasive as in America.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

probably because that was filmed in Australia where the need to instinctively Castle doctrine a motherfucker isn't as pervasive as in America.

Then it sounds like Australians are a bunch of cucks.

 

[Black Cat Owner]

Not repeating the same thing a million other people have already said, the ultimate litmus test of whether or not you can function in a literate society.

Where is the cart narc thread narc to fight all these lazybones in here?

Sounds like something a nigger would say

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I've worked at a grocery store.

I can confirm that if there is not enough work, management will in fact send you home. I have seen people clocking out in a fit of rage because they needed the hours. This was a unionized store also.

This guy is an attention whore. Don't act as if he's doing anything more than harassing people on camera for clicks.

Give me puzzle pieces, trash cans, and hats now.

Sir I may be an autistic fuck but I am not neurotic enough to negrate someone for having a different opinion. That takes a special kind of creep with a particular set of mental issues.

 

[BigNig]

OP feels like more of a lolcow than the guy he tried to make a thread on

Almost 80 pages of the same handful of autists F5ing constantly to slap fight anyone who pokes the smallest hole into their irrational raging hate boner. I wonder if there was a guy in India who went around *WEEP WEEP SKEETILY WEEP WOOP* "That's not where the poo goes" there would be melanated individuals this enraged by it.

 

[polyester]

On the one hand, the people saying that the Cart Narc is a faggy attention seeker are right.
Yes, it's Karen behavior to accost strangers in public over bagatelles.
Yes, he is needlessly confrontational and antagonizing in a way designed to farm content for Youtube.
Yes, his mannerism are super gay.

But, it's also true that not putting your cart back is nigger behavior.
And that some of the reactions he gets are fun to watch.

In a way, he's doing what trolls have always done: Hold a mirror to humanity's soul.
And what we see in this mirror is that when people are confronted and antagonized over a situation where they know they are in the wrong (but the stakes are very low), people turn into lolcows quickly.

Maybe there is a lolcow waiting to break out inside all of us.
Or, maybe it's just the kind of niggers (of all races) who CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO PUT THEIR FUCKING CARTS BACK!

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

>not loading the cart into your truck and leaving with it so you can use it as part of a makeshift barricade around your compound

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

Sir I may be an autistic fuck but I am not neurotic enough to negrate someone for having a different opinion. That takes a special kind of creep with a particular set of mental issues.

...you're mad I disagree?

 

[goodmaxxedfyre]

Almost 80 pages of the same handful of autists F5ing constantly to slap fight anyone who pokes the smallest hole into their irrational raging hate boner. I wonder if there was a guy in India who went around *WEEP WEEP SKEETILY WEEP WOOP* "That's not where the poo goes" there would be melanated individuals this enraged by it.

Yes, it's important to teach good manners and proper etiquette - something the lazy bones of this thread need to learn!

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Then it sounds like Australians are a bunch of cucks.

They really should of phoned the police on him

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

Not putting your cart back is diverse behavior, but the way Cart Narc goes about doing what he does - harassing pregnant women, talking like a pedophile - only makes the lazybones he targets into victims, even heroes. He's so obnoxious that his very existence justifies leaving your cart in the handicapped spot.

That's Sebastian's true crime, that we're fighting over this at all. He's doing something that should be universally hilarious and still managing to fuck it up by the sheer force of his faggotry.

 

[internet friend]

Almost 80 pages of the same handful of autists F5ing constantly to slap fight anyone who pokes the smallest hole into their irrational raging hate boner. I wonder if there was a guy in India who went around *WEEP WEEP SKEETILY WEEP WOOP* "That's not where the poo goes" there would be melanated individuals this enraged by it.

I would love to watch this show

 

[Kenya Jones]

The best bit about this thread is @Lady Rackets Ass obsessively liking and disliking posts.

100% they would draw on Cart God too if he came near their precious 2013 Kia.

I'd draw on Cartjak too but not just for being annoying.

Most people saw the featured post, came in here to witness the sperging, perhaps left their opinion, then stopped caring when the realized how retarded bitching back and forth over shopping carts is.

They had lives to live and people that care about them to spend time with.

I think the bitching is fun, it's the only fun this site creates anymore.

you really think another 70 pages is necessary?

I want more lulz. I want maximum lulz.

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

Why are all people with sebastian in their name raging faggots? Cart nark, Linus, the list fucking goes on.

You're onto something there. Saint Sebastian was adopted by faggots as their patron saint, Oscar Wilde used "Sebastian Melmoth" as his pseudonym when living in France, Evelyn Waugh used Sebastian Flyte as the name for the faggot alcoholic character in Brideshead Revisted...

 

[Str8Bustah]

Almost 80 pages of the same handful of autists F5ing constantly to slap fight anyone who pokes the smallest hole into their irrational raging hate boner. I wonder if there was a guy in India who went around *WEEP WEEP SKEETILY WEEP WOOP* "That's not where the poo goes" there would be melanated individuals this enraged by it.

I agree with @internet friend, this sounds like really high quality entertainment.

 

[Kane lives in death]

I for one cant wait for the ¨got shot on camera¨ arc. Where is Rittenhouse when you need him, only he can save this thread from becoming even more retarded and spergy.

Rittenhouse is only a threat to criminals, this guy may be a bit of a lolcow but I wouldn't classify him as a criminal.

While its true that the guy is nowhere near as bad as an abuser and a pedo and he doesnt deserve to die over sticking magnets, it should be common sense that if every day you keep antagonizing people over petty shit you will end up running into a crazy dude and he will stab/shoot you. Especially in a place where a lot of people carry firearms (and the people you are antagonizing and insulting might think you have one too).
So yeah if he get shot by whoever i honestly will find it slighly funny (and i hope he doesnt die), the dude has every chance to stop looking for retarded trouble over fucking carts.

 

[Festivus]

I for one cant wait for the ¨got shot on camera¨ arc. Where is Rittenhouse when you need him, only he can save this thread from becoming even more retarded and spergy.

Rittenhouse is only a threat to criminals, this guy may be a bit of a lolcow but I wouldn't classify him as a criminal.

 

[Digital Spider]

Lady Lazybones is here F5ing to leave reaction stickers. If only she had that sort of dedication to returning her cart.

 

[Festivus]

it should be common sense that if every day you keep antagonizing people over petty shit you will end up running into a crazy dude and he will stab/shoot you. Especially in a place where a lot of people carry firearms (and the people you are antagonizing and insulting might think you have one too).
So yeah if he get shot by whoever i honestly will find it slighly funny (and i hope he doesnt die), the dude has every chance to stop looking for retarded trouble over fucking carts.

I'm in complete agreement with you on that subject I just didn't want to disparage Rittenhouse personally. I'm more surprised that nothing has happened yet, especially with the whole magnet thing on top of the insults. This thread is almost as weird as CartNarc is rn, bunch of Lazybones in here or something.

 

[I'm Not Loying]

This guy is Surveillance Camera Man (who was genuinely funny) but for faggots who watch Barstool. I can't wait for that Chrisley Knows Best-ass voice of his to scream because he got shot.