Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[internet friend]

Pit bull is a collection of 4 different breeds to inflate statistics like they do with white people when they add Hispanics to inflate white on black hate crime. Only ine of these is actually called a pit bull. Over half of all "pit bull" bites have 0 percent dna from any of those 4 breeds. Over half of the ones that do have dna from one of them have less than 50% dna and are mutts not pitbulls. Prove me wrong you twitter brain reddit Karens.

No one cares about your shitbulls, retard

We're trying to have serious cart business here

 

[General Disarray]

Mutahar did a vid on this guy:

 

[Orange Rhymer]

No one cares about your shitbulls, retard

We're trying to have serious cart business here

Wrong. This thread is about antagonizing each other.

Masks in public.
DISCUSS.

 

[Crimson Fucker Ţepeş]

No one cares about your shitbulls, retard

We're trying to have serious cart business here

Not like it concerns you if people put them back or not. You haven't touched grass a day in your life and never even seen a shopping cart outside of an image search.

 

[Just A Butt]

what's everyone's opinion on Aldi making you use filthy physical metal currency to use their carts?

 

[BigNig]

Kill lazybones. Behead lazybones. Roundhouse kick a lazybones into the concrete. Slam dunk a lazybones baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy litterbugs. Defecate in a lazybones food. Launch lazybones into the sun. Stir fry lazybones in a wok. Toss lazybones into active volcanoes. Urinate into a lazybones gas tank. Judo throw lazybones into a wood chipper. Twist lazybones heads off. Report lazybones to the IRS. Karate chop lazybones in half. Curb stomp pregnant litterbug lazybones. Trap lazybones in quicksand. Crush lazybones in the trash compactor. Liquefy lazybones in a vat of acid. Eat lazybones. Dissect lazybones. Exterminate lazybones in the gas chamber. Stomp lazybones skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate lazybones in the oven. Lobotomize lazybones. Mandatory abortions for lazybones. Grind lazybones fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown lazybones in fried chicken grease. Vaporize lazybones with a ray gun. Kick old lazybones down the stairs. Feed lazybones to alligators. Slice lazybones with a katana.

 

[Barry McKockner]

what's everyone's opinion on Aldi making you use filthy physical metal currency to use their carts?

It's cool. I always return my carts, although if I saw fuckface, I might not return mine just to draw his attention and find ways to annoy him.

 

[Unique User Name]

If someone told me there was exactly one kiwi that was encountered by Cart Narc, I'd put all my money that it was this guy.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

If someone told me there was exactly one kiwi that was encountered by Cart Narc, I'd put all my money that it was this guy.

There have been many unfair, derogatory utterances about kiwis, but I think this might be the most unfair, scurrilous statement about this community of all time.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

The next politically radical group needs to adopt Agent Sebastian's tactics.
It would make the news hilarious, instead of... 2020....

 

[Wodwosio]

probably because that was filmed in Australia where the need to instinctively Castle doctrine a motherfucker isn't as pervasive as in America.

Your country literally had television name and shame a man for leaving his home without a facemask, while another old man was having a mini stroke while they tried to force his mask on him.

Why is it that whatever racial Angloids say about America (bad food, police state, passive-aggressive) always applies doubly to your own dysgenic lot?

 

[gay]

Your country literally had television name and shame a man for leaving his home without a facemask, while another old man was having a mini stroke while they tried to force his mask on him.

Why is it that whatever racial Angloids say about America (bad food, police state, passive-aggressive) always applies doubly to your own dysgenic lot?

i'm not Australian you presumptuous fat faggot

 

[get_ur_gamon]

True crime documentary maker (similar to JCS) Matt Orchard made an April fools documentary on the Cart Narcs.

 

[Bob_]

Your country literally had television name and shame a man for leaving his home without a facemask, while another old man was having a mini stroke while they tried to force his mask on him.

Why is it that whatever racial Angloids say about America (bad food, police state, passive-aggressive) always applies doubly to your own dysgenic lot?

Fuck off cunt, we've got fairy bread and sausage sangers. Go drink your yummy hydronated corn syrup, make sure you return your cart as you do.

 

[TokiBun]

After all this time I declare cart narc based lol

 

[cybertoaster]

So what's next? he's gonna start sperging about people leaving carts inside the supermarket too?

 

[Snappy Turtle]

Cart Narcs is doing god's work, I'm surprised anyone on a website dedicated to doxxing and shitting on assholes is opposed to him

 

[74164978231]

Cart Narcs is doing god's work, I'm surprised anyone on a website dedicated to doxxing and shitting on assholes is opposed to him

Theyre all lazybones.

 

[Unique User Name]

Placing the cart in the spot reserved for "our law enforcement partners" is a nexus of based and niggardly behavior, but certainly not an action of of those afflicted with lazybonitis.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

https://twitter.com/Scearpo/status/1707488067248923083

"""This is the most satisfying video on the planet. I watch it at least once a week. The premise of some dork going around slapping magnets on peoples cars and waving a camera in their face as a “public service” for shopping cart returns absolutely demanded this happening eventually.

Every single man on earth has fantasized about the sheer reality bending power of pulling out a gun and chambering a bullet at least once in their life. You may say “Cart Narc is a good guy, people don’t return carts are assholes!!!” but that’s a poor assessment of reality. If I use a shopping cart I’ll shove it into a nearby bay, sure, but I don’t give a fuck if people choose to be lazy. The outside world and the dimension in which cars, parking lots, and the public spaces exists is an arena. You fundamentally accept the risk, if not inevitability that other peoples carelessness puts you at risk every time you step outside the house.

Believing that the world should be a guaranteed place of safety and convenience enforced by nagging kommissars is a childish delusion, believing that a guy who spends all day irritating and harassing people for YouTube views is doing any kind of “public service” is a revelation of your own ignorance. Businesses hire teenage slaves to handle shopping carts. The armed work van Texas Chad brandisher is a hero. He is a wolf which keeps the herbivore prey of urban society in check. He is a walking reminder that the rules, limits, and barriers society believes in are a steady illusion held together by perception.

At any point in time, anyone can kill you and the only thing stopping this from happening is your own situational awareness and respect for God given boundaries. Watch the cart cuck shuffle around seething and muttering copes to himself as he flees from a glimpse of true nature clawing through the curtain of civilization. As he flags down a police officer with glee, hoping to ruin a man’s life for the crime of upholding his own dignity, you can visibly feel his heart sink as the police officer essentially tells him to fuck off.

He will recede into his own ignorance and go back to prodding normal every day people into aggression. He is an irritant pest and a net drain on society, smugly hiding behind technicalities of the law with zero regard for the unspoken rules of human respect, but at least on one day, for one single moment, he got his shit rocked and put in his place. Texas isn’t perfect but they do some things right, and this is one of them."""