Seduce the Kiwi above you (Redux) - Get those pickup lines out

[Niggaplease]

I want to lick the mayo off your face, and savour every drop.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

Don't you worry, they don't call me the rope master for nothing.

 

[A_Skellington]

I'mma bury my nuts in you to plant a weaboo tree

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

I want bone you so badly!

 

[MemeGrey]

Are you a fire type pokemon? Cause i gave my dick friction burn jacking off to you

 

[A_Skellington]

I'll put a light weenix in you bby.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Uhhh huh huh huh, hey, boney skeleton baby. I've like, got a bone of my own as well. Huh huh huh.

 

[Orion Balls]

While you may have equally long days and nights, I'll make this night last forever.

 

[Crabbed Hams]

Hey baby, I have a bottle of calamine lotion, a bottle of vodka, and a copy of Debbie Does Dallas on vhs if you want to come over tonight.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I've got some cocktail sauce for you, crabby.

 

[Trapitalism]

You can give me a placebo anytime baby

 

[Niggaplease]

I want you to fuck me Patrick Bateman style.

 

[Sundae]

How about you come over to my place and let me massage that sweet pussy. I'll break out the good wine ane even let you massage me back.

 

[Blackhole]

You are one cute looking hellspawn.

 

[Jason Wynn]

By the time I'm done nutting in you, I'm gonna turn that black hole into a white hole

 

[Token Weeaboo]

I dunno how long my hands can resist the gravitational pull of that amazing rack you have!

 

[Officer Eradicate]

just get in my bed, please

 

[Banditotron]

Sex

 

[dingobaby]

honey you don't need that splash guard for my buffet

 

[gh0stzero]

honey you don't need that splash guard for my buffet

I'd like to buy you two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda, that ok with you babe?